"Damien Hirst Is A One-Trick Pony"

Artist Damien Hirst created this amazing bicycle, plastered with the wings of thousands of butterflies, for Lance Armstrong to ride in the Tour de France finale. Naturally, PETA is pissed. "This is barbaric and horrific," said a PETA representative. [DailyMail]

Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy

• Just what you always wanted: Heidi Montag has posed for the September issue of Playboy:

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Mel's Mistress Is Reportedly Pregnant; Winslet Sues Paper For Libel

• The National Enquirer claims that Mel Gibson sat his kids down and informed them that his Russian girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant with his child, and they aren't too happy about it.

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Kiefer Surrenders To Cops; Paula Claims She's Never Been Drunk

• Kiefer Sutherland surrendered to police yesterday for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. He was arrested and charged with a third-degree assault charge. He was photographed and fingerprinted. Then he left. [People]

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Lance Armstrong And Matt Lauer Injured While Biking

• Matt Lauer flipped over the handlebars of his bicycle this weekend when a deer ran in front of him. Meredith Viera thought this was hilarious, but Lauer needs surgery for a separated shoulder. [Entertainment Tonight]

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Josh Brolin Cleared Of Bar Brawl Charges; Celebrates By Insulting Russell Crowe

• Misdemeanor charges against Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright related to a bar fight last summer have been dropped, and video of police using pepper spray and tasers on the actors has been leaked. [AP, TMZ]

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Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?

• Did a knock down, drag out fight with Lilo land Samantha Ronson in the hospital for "exhaustion"?

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