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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/11/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    You tell those sorry bitches, Dame Liz. Keep on keepin' on, and looking fab doing it.
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    12/11/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is for the Jake and Reese story to be true. And then, for a stocking stuffer, can you not make them divorce, so that us heteros don't make a mockery, yet again, out of the sanctity of marriage?
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    12/11/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    I continue to watch with interest at the reactions whenever I hear that famous/celebrity men used to be involved in sex work. First Al Pacino, now Eli Roth . . . I just always get that inkling feeling in the back of my mind that there'd be a whole lot more hulabaloo if the same things were reported about celebrity women.
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    12/11/09

    @cand86: Mark Wahlberg, too.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    It is absurd to me that Kanye West is considered worse than Glenn Beck in any way, for any reason. This list is number one on my stupid lists list.
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    12/10/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: S'ok. Glenn Beck's gotten the Worst Person in the World from Keith Olbermann, and that's what really counts.
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    12/10/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: It's from FailBlog, so, in keeping with their style, I think it's more going for "biggest fuckup" not "biggest fuck."
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    12/10/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: Kanye may be an ass, and Taylor didn't deserve to have her speech ruined. But I don't remember anyone getting pissed off when Tim Commerford (sp?) from Rage bumrushed Limp Bizkit's show. Or when Adam Yauch interrupted REM. Is it because they interrupted men? Because they're white and Kanye isn't (probably not the case here, but I'm sure it is for some people out there)? Is it because people hate Limp Bizkit, and because Yauch was in lederhosen?

    And honestly, while I do feel bad for Taylor and don't think she deserved to have her night ruined, why do all rock and rap stars have to be nice? I like that some of them are assholes! Nice and rock and roll don't go together!

    PS-This could probably be worded better, I just got home from a booze filled work Xmas party.
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    12/10/09

    @Elle O. Elle: I wish I were coming home from a booze filled anything. I love booze.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    I must be wearing the wrong kind of vintage/eccentric hat because every time I don one the strangest people come up to talk to me and I assure you, they have nothing interesting to say. Or, if it's a particularly furry hat, random strangers decide it's OK to pet it/me.

    Can't I express my haberdasherlove without it being interpreted as peacocking? Times like that I wish I had poison darts at the ready.
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    12/10/09

    @TransFat: You love vintage hats all you want. I can't judge: I love vintage wigs. Unfortunately, society just isn't ready to bring them back at all...
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    12/10/09

    @LaComtesse: That's amaaaazing. Are you under there somewhere? It reminds me of the headless queen in Baron Von Munchausen.
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    12/10/09

    @TransFat: I WISH that were me. I just keep this picture with me as inspiration.
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    12/11/09

    @LaComtesse: It has a ship in it!!
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Billy Corgan is a nice guy? Um, everything I have ever heard about him indicates that he's a self-important fucknut.
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    12/10/09

    @Tchotchke: Did I miss the memmo on "fucknut" being the new douche? Because I fully endorse it.
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    12/10/09

    @TransFat: Haha, well, I suggested it in the douche thread, but ultimately, I just decided to use it regardless because I love it.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Hey Mr. DJ, how exactly did Rihanna throw Chris Brown-- who brutally assaulted her-- under the bus? On second thought, don't answer that. I'm perfectly content thinking you are an asshole.
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    12/10/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Trust - his PD encourages it.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    For some reason, no matter how much I hear/see about Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhall, I STILL don't believe they are together. Whenever I come across something about them together, it registers in my brain as a tabloid rumor...even though they've been together for a few years. My brain won't process it
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    Image of Bettiespork Bettiespork
    12/10/09

    @jemandtheholograms: I agree. I laughed when I read "Reese is a traditional sort of lady..." but then I remembered lavender marriages were once considered sort-of traditional.
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    12/10/09

    @Bettiespork: Also, not to nit-pick but she did get pregnant with her first child prior to her marriage to Ryan Phillipe. While children out of wedlock are a long standing tradition, not sure if that's what the comment "traditional lady" meant.

    (ps: I don't actually care that she had her child before she was married, just a surprising/funny fact to me)
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    Image of Bettiespork Bettiespork
    12/10/09

    @jemandtheholograms: You're right! I'd completely forgotten about that.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/10/09

    @jemandtheholograms: That's how I felt about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I thought it was all lies until she was like 8th months pregnant. It just seemed really made up to me.
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    12/10/09

    @NellMood: I think its because when it first happened, it was a very all of the sudden and in a "look, she's over her divorce" kind of way.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    The Lilith Fair line-up is extremely disappointing. I hope that they add more acts. Cough*Santogold*cough.
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan? Is that a porcine aviator outside my window?
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Anyone want to fill in the thought bubbles?
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/10/09

    @rodmanstreet:
    Jake: I'm wearing jockeys? Why? I thought I only owned boxer shorts.

    Reese: I might look like Renee to that British Brown man, but damn, my squinting is much sexier!
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    12/10/09

    @rodmanstreet: Do we really need to?
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    12/10/09

    @CollegeCamel: No, it's optional. Just thought it'd be fun.
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    Image of Bettiespork Bettiespork
    12/10/09

    @rodmanstreet: Jake: Ah! Nice and silent!
    Reese: What's that smell?
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/10/09

    @rodmanstreet: How dare you give me somthing fun to do at the tail end of my work day!

    Jake/Reese (in unison): "Silent, but deadly. Hehehe..."
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    12/10/09

    @TransFat: @Bettiespork: Straight to the farts, eh? My kind of women.
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    12/10/09

    @rodmanstreet: Damn it, I knew it was too good. Brava...

    Alternate:

    Jake: Did I leave the gas on?... No, I'm fucking Jake Gyllenhaal.

    Reese: I'm fucking Jake Gyllenhaal.
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    Image of beezelbubbles beezelbubbles
    12/11/09

    @TransFat: Well done! I just long for a grapefruit.
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    12/11/09

    @beezelbubbles: Bless you for getting it. I was getting worried we'd lost the Izzard contingent on Jezebel!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    So, does being named Jamie give a woman direct access to Tiger Woods' dick? If so, I'm thinking I'd like to scalp my pass. Any takers?
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    12/10/09

    @LaComtesse: I was going to say, if this scandal has taught me anything, it's that there are many, many ways to spell "Jamie."
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    And for the most bummer news of the day, no more FOTC. Officially.

    [www.movieline.com]

    I already miss the sugar lumps.
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    12/10/09

    @Alexis: Damn, that's a damn damn shame.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/10/09

    @Alexis: Bad news indeed.
    But I think they left it at the right time, and it ended quite neatly.
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    12/05/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    Is Tila Tequila being on your team the entertainment celebrity equivalent f being friends with Glenn Beck?
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12/05/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    As a former STI counselor, I would like to ask Tila to shut the fuck up. It's people like her that make it so hard for people like me to do their jobs. Also, it makes it hard for people really dealing with these issues to not feel like some sort of social pariah. Herpes can be sexually transmitted. But you can also get it from kissing your Granny. Skin-to-skin contact is the culprit. Which means that anybody can get it; nuns, kids, and your slutty sister, Sarah. ANYBODY. A large portion of the population is exposed to HSV I and HSV II. Even more, for some people, the symptoms lie dormant and may never appear. Which goes to show, that just because you don't have lumps on your lips or lesions on your nethers, you still may carry the virus (this means you too, Tila). For others symptoms pop up during times of stress, illness or hormonal changes. My only concern is not WHO has it, but whether or not they do what they can to take care of themselves and their partners.
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    12/05/09

    @Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: This is a very wonderful comment- very informative and exactly what Tila needs to be schooled on.

    Having said that, I'd hate to get herpes from kissing my Granny. It's like when you break your leg cleaning out the gutters, and have that temptation to make up some wonderful story about daring motorbiking.
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