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-Raising taxes is bad ALL THE TIME.
-Killing terrorists is ALWAYS good.
-The rich NEVER eat babies, either literally or metaphorically.
-Bush isn't Hitler, but Obama is.
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Also, I thought Liberals ate babies. You know, after we abort them all. So that we can stay youthful and angry.
And taxes are important things we need to make sure stuff gets done and things get paid for. Like public schools and libraries and roads. And healthcare. Taxes are not inherently evil. If we didn't have them, we'd be MUCH worse off.
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Am I following correctly, or by "Fascinating Free-Thinker" do they actually mean, "Fascinating Free (of logic, consistency and basic decency) - Thinker"?
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/jokes
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Libertarian Looker: $100
Charming Conservative: $50
Compiling a catalogue of women in their prime child-bearing years who are willing to embrace sexism as a political belief: Priceless.
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And was Bush compared to Hitler at some point? Was he compared to Hitler in a way that was broad and public enough to be included as a primary conservative talking point in line with taxes?
I mean, I can believe the comparison happened, because sometimes people are jackasses, I just don't remember it. And I'm in California.
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And yeah, the Obama analog that we have now is just scary. I can't believe elected officials are encouraging such behavior. Or is my naivete showing?
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- Obama isn't Hitler
- The rich don't eat babies, and they are stoked to pay for all unwanted babies' food, shelter, and higher education
- Roads, garbage pick-up, and public schools are bad
- Having no moral ground to stand on when US troops are tortured due to our own torturey nature is fine
Please send email.
Now THAT would be a hot contest worth awarding a conservative the Fascinating Free-Thinker award.
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Surely it must be a typo, and she's actually a Freedom Victoria's Secret model.
09/21/09
* You have better tits than Sarah Palin
* Hating is a family value
* Jesus wants you to find Rush Limbaugh attractive
* "Don't Tread on Me" does not apply to women
Then send a come-hither photo to repubgirlsgonewild@gmail.com. You could win an award for
* Fascinating Panty-Free Thinker
* Condoms are For Gays Cutie
* White Power-ful Babe
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