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I originally thought Lady Gaga was annoying and pretentious and just a ridiculous pop star who made vacuous music and didn't wear pants.
Then I heard her playing acoustically and suddenly I was enthralled.
God dammit, Lady Gaga! Stop doing this to me! I still think your music is absolutely non-sensical but I also think it and everything else you do is kind of genius and I am totally enthralled by you. This isn't fair! I'm supposed to be anti-mainstream, anti-trend and generally contrarian. You are making that hard and my friends think I'm weird now. I'm going to cleanse myself with depressing music that takes a sentence to describe the genre. No, make it two. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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Love. Her. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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I mean, it looks a bit like she's missing a couple organs, but also it looks very different from her body shape throughout the video.
Or am I having a dumb? #ladygagabadromancevideo
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Plus I want to learn the weird awesome awkward dancing. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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Or I did, at least. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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Apparently, the subtext is that fancy vodka makes you wear a colander fashioned of chandelier parts as a hat, while doing a dance that I call The Scratching Kitty.
I plan to do this in front of my Grandma at Thanksgiving.
Awesome. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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But nothing beats the sparkin' bra at the end. I don't even smoke, but I'd light up a cig from it no problem. #ladygagabadromancevideo
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I'm *so* proud of you guys!!! ;)
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"Hey, Britney Spears, you can go shave your back now. And take your last six videos with you." #ladygagabadromancevideo
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Also, re: photo 32:If anyone told me two weeks ago that I'd one day be incapable of distinguishing between Stefani Germanotta and Gwen Stefani, I'd have told them to put down the crack pipe. And yet, here it is. #ladygagabadromancevideo