I find it somewhat baffling that the moment that anyone comments on a celebrity's purported "weight gain," all of the cries of "body snark" come out of the woodwork, but the minute someone calls Lady Gaga(or Megan Fox) a "drag queen" or a "tranny with perpetual sexy face," or TOO MUCH MAKEUP OMFG, it is somehow acceptable. Explain? #lolspeak
@Danielle Kouyoumdjian: I disagree with using "tranny" as an insult as well - and the commenter who did so got called out by some one else. In my opinion at least, it comes down to a matter of choice. You decide what makeup you're going to put on, and what face you're going to make at the camera - and its instantly changeable. The same is not true for weight, height, aging - all the things that get called out as "body snark". Questioning "why would she choose to wear so much makeup?" is completely different than "OMG she looks old/fat/short/ugly". #lolspeak
@Dictator for Life: I think it's the makeup. That is some tranny-coveting shit on her face up there. Plus, her bangs cover her forehead, so you can't see the inevitable lines up get from making your eyes as big as possible while pretending to be a bush baby. A mentally ill ginger pygmy with eyes like a bush baby, natch. #lolspeak
@Snowbunny: Tranny? Really? Couldn't you have said drag-queen? Tranny is a derogatory word leveled at transexuals and transgendered people. I wouldn't drop it in a convo like that, but that's just me.
@Dictator for Life: Yes, the make-up makes her eyes look ginormous. She's used white eyeliner on her bottom lids. It's a clever trick. #lolspeak
@ammre: HOKAY, soo I'm wondering if gawker automatically cuts off parts of images that have a watermark on them? This was made with roflbot which put the roflbot logo in the bottom right corner. The bottom of the image is only cut off in this version, my version has a line on the bottom.
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I'm confuzzed. Did that dress originally have straps and she cut them off or tucked them in like most of the girls at middle school dances? Or is that just a messed up sweetheart neckline? #lolspeak
you know underneath all the make up and bizarre get ups, she is really pretty. In a world filled with girls getting plastic surgery in their 20s it's nice to see someone who doesn't look like a stepford blonde. #lolspeak
@xuatastic: Actually there is this picture floating around that suggests she had plastic surgery.. it is debatable though since there aren't many pics of her before she blew up that I can find. Plus she's not a natural blonde, hahah. #lolspeak
I find it kind of hilarious that under the ridiculous costumes is....still something that would be considered a costume on most people. It's like she has us so conditioned to her ways that 8 foot fake eye lashes and massively bleached and teased hair register as "oh! that's probably how she looks when she wakes up!" #lolspeak
I've never heard any of her songs, but I can't help but like her. She looks like she's having a ball, and seems like she would be able to go back to being a real human being once her fame diminishes. #lolspeak
@thatblackgirl: If you (have the time and desire to!) look up some of her stuff on youtube, you can find live versions of just her and a piano - she can really sing and play, which changed my mind about her talent, even if I don't always like the music itself. #lolspeak
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Madonna: "What the hell is a disco stick!?" #lolspeak
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@Dictator for Life: Yes, the make-up makes her eyes look ginormous. She's used white eyeliner on her bottom lids. It's a clever trick. #lolspeak
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my first ever loljpg ever. #lolspeak
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it says "n den i bitted it" #lolspeak
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is this working? #lolspeak
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I can has siensce fikshun? #lolspeak
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Twy Lite vurzhhen
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@xuatastic: Actually there is this picture floating around that suggests she had plastic surgery.. it is debatable though since there aren't many pics of her before she blew up that I can find. Plus she's not a natural blonde, hahah. #lolspeak
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This is the best I can do on a Sunday night... #lolspeak
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And I really want to hear the notes tattooed on her arm.
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