Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down

• Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]

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Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression

• Heidi Klum is not Superwoman, okay? She's not walking in the Victoria's Secret runway show a mere month after giving birth to her fourth child. She's just going to host it. Sheesh. Some people have such unrealistic expectations. [E!]

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A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"

• According to an ex-girlfriend of Yankees star Alex Rodriguez: "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure. It was ridiculous." [NYDN]

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Heidi Klum's Name Change; Letterman's Apology

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More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig

• This morning Lindsay Lohan posted an incoherent rant about Samantha Ronson on Twitter. She writes: "can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors..."

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Today's "Yenta Hour" Lectures Women On How To Be Ladies

Ugh, the fourth hour of Today truly lived up to the nickname "yenta hour" this morning, as Hoda, Kathie Lee, and company advised us on the importance of being proper ladies. More »