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    What The World Looks Like Down Under
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    Image of rhymeswithfeather rhymeswithfeather
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    Female creative duo AT Grey Amsterdam. I'm pretty sure there are like, a couple hundred people at said agency, not just one creative duo.
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    If only shaving was that quick and painless. Sheesh.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/12/09

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    A Day in the Life of My Vagina
    5:30AM: Alarm goes off. Oops, pee time. Pee time is done, the cotton panties go back on. Then some clothes.
    6:00AM: Still all I see is cotton panties.
    7:00AM: I guess I'm on the bus now. I'm still in the damn panties.
    8:30AM: Oh, looks like tscheese got her first coffee down. Hi, office bathroom. Pee time again.
    9:00AM-4:55PM: ...Still in the damn panties.
    4:56-4:58: Pee time again! Before the long bus ride home.
    5:00PM-8:30PM: ...Uh, just...still with the panties...
    8:30-9:00PM: Is that that annoying magic bullet thing again? Oh, FINE.
    9:00-9:15PM: Oh, shower time! Hello, tiniest hint of Dr. Bronner soap!
    8:30PM-10:30PM: Uh, so, another pair of underpants--
    10:30PM-10:32PM: What? Before-bed pee time? O hai.
    11PM-5:30AM: It is dark and boring.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    It's 14 degrees out. My vagina can't see through all the layers.
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    Image of SmaženýSýr SmaženýSýr
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    On a scale of 1 to 10, the filming difficulty of this spot seems to be around 500.

    And are those legs real?
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/12/09

    @SmaženýSýr: They're probably using that creepy camera they used to capture the miracle of sex from inside the vajayjay...
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    01/12/09

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    OT, but may I ask for Jezebellian advice? I've been having sex dreams about Tim Holding [en.wikipedia.org] on and off for months. Eeek! how do I make them stop? Please help.


    Apologies for ther OT and TMI!

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    Image of amsci amsci
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    Does that mean she wasn't wearing unders (or pants for that matter) when she was using the excercycle at the gym? *Vomit*
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    01/12/09

    @amsci: Somebody get that blue spray, please...
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    The shaving! aaaaugh!
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    Image of Hazel Hazel
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    If my vagina went commando as much as this chick's, I'd want something to protect it too. especially from that razor- youch, fast dry shaving!
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    Image of MissCatie MissCatie
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    I'm currently producing The Vagina Monologues...and so I have been thinking a lot about vaginas lately, though not like this.
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    01/12/09

    @MissCatie: I am too! I'm sending this out to my cast.
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    Image of PandoraNeby PandoraNeby
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    Did no one else wonder why she changed her undies 11 times but didnt wear them out clubbing?
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    01/12/09

    @PandoraNeby: I know! Fishnets with no undies is a bold combination style and comfort wise.
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    Image of WithaKandaY WithaKandaY
    01/12/09

    @scullymurphy: Especially combined with shaving. I have to say: fishnets on a bard hooha is not my idea of comfort.
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    Image of WithaKandaY WithaKandaY
    01/12/09

    @Azliza is dipping Oreos into peanut butter: I think she lathered before shaving, no? It all went so fast...
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    Image of AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover
    01/12/09

    @PandoraNeby: or at the gym!
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    Image of Hazel Hazel
    01/12/09

    @WithaKandaY: Maybe, but I (personally) need to sit in a bath for a few minutes and get a little absorption first.


    Also, naked man but no peen?

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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    01/12/09

    @PandoraNeby: Haha yeah! I was wondering what was up with all of the underwear changes yet none at the gym. I guess I get the clubbing thing(panty lines), but no undies and a skirt at the gym? Why?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    Have I ever wondered what the world looks like from the perspective of a vagina?


    The answer is no, I have not.

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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/12/09

    @morninggloria: Well at least now you know!
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    Image of Shiera Hall Shiera Hall
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    Am I the only one who feels that the "blue liquid" method is too much like diaper commercials? It's so insulting.

    Methinks Sarah Haskins needs to do a "Target Women" about this....
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    01/12/09

    @L. Simpson: It is insulting. As though the liquid that comes from a baby and the liquid (and possible entire insides, depending on the severity of that particular month) coming from my vadge are even remotely on the same level...and should be treated with side-by-side demonstrations and ridiculous vignettes and music.


    Women know the truth - the pain, the ridiculous clots, the "not so bright-red-anymore" trail that comes with the end of the cycle, the feeling of "Crap. I just laughed too hard."


    And none of it is pretty or blue.

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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    01/12/09

    @shorty63136: And is it more insulting to use red liquid? Because it's the truth?


    And who is it insulting to? Men? Psht. They'd fall over and DIE if they bled from their little hole for 5 days straight.


    *steps off soapbox*

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    This is not an accurate depiction for me, because my vagina sees Viggo Mortensen's penis on a regular basis.*


    *This may not be accurate

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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/12/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Is it weird that I'm wildly attracted to Viggo-as-Aragorn but not to Viggo in general?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/12/09

    @Kivrin: Not only weird but deeply dysfunctional. I don't know if we can still be friends. :p
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    Image of Maeg Maeg
    01/12/09

    @Kivrin: Have you SEEN Eastern Promises? Rawr. And that's not even dipping into the brawl-in-the-bath scene.


    Double rawr.

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/12/09

    @Maeg: The Indian Runner. The nude scene. The full-frontal one. Ahem. Speaking of changing panties...
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    Image of dandelionbrowne dandelionbrowne
    01/12/09

    @Kivrin:

    Nope, I'm only attracted to Orlando Bloom as Legolas.

    It's perfectly normal.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/12/09

    @dandelionbrowne: Well, that's because you don't have to hear him speak much when he's Legolas.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/12/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord), Maeg: I have seen Eastern Promises...seen A History of Violence, too. And while Viggo was undoubtedly h-o-t in both movies, I just really, really love him with Aragorn's scraggly long hair and beard.


    What can I say, I'm a grunge chick at heart. :)

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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/12/09

    @dandelionbrowne: Same here. Legolas = hot, Orlando Bloom = meh.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/12/09

    @Kivrin: Nope. I too only prescribe to Aragorn...
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/12/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): And when he does it's things like "I smell danger on the wind"


    Also, the first time I saw it in theaters, I swear there are shots where they forgot to put in his blue contacts. It was corrected for the DVD, but I know what I saw!!!


    @Kivrin: You are so not alone. There's something about the long hair, dirt and scruff that is totally lost when you can see his forehead and weirdly shaped chin.

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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    "Have you ever wondered what life looks like for a vagina?"


    No, no, I have not. And yet I'm intrigued...

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