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Cicada
08/07/09

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Mugatu totally claimed this whole "making money off of misery" thing first.
Raquell Allegra isn't fit to Dere-lict Mugatu's shoes.
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bowleserised
08/07/09

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Is it just me, or is Jez broken again?
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wtfox?!
08/07/09

@bowleserised: The front page isn't refreshing for me. (Weirdly, the clock in the masthead is, but no new articles/comment updates.) Is that what's happening with you?
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wtfox?!
08/07/09

@bowleserised: Also my comments are posting twice!
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partiegrl
08/07/09

@bowleserised: It's broken for me on Firefox but not on Safari. gack.
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bowleserised
08/07/09

@partiegrl et al: Yeah, this is the last new post on the homepage for me, with Firefox. Better email and let them know, as per correct procedure.
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bowleserised
08/07/09

@partiegrl et al: Yeah, this is the last new post on the homepage for me, with Firefox. Better email and let them know, as per correct procedure.
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bowleserised
08/07/09

@partiegrl et al: Yeah, this is the last new post on the homepage for me, with Firefox. Better email and let them know, as per correct procedure.
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BabyJane
08/07/09

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That's just lovely, Rachel. I'm looking forward to your line of hospital gowns made out of actual hospital gowns. You're so edgy!
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Cicada
08/07/09

@BabyJane: Actual hospital gowns that people died in. That extra death smell is what makes it haute!
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Lady Skittlehattington
08/07/09

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I hope it comes with a free token to piss in a community toilet.
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morninggloria
08/07/09

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This will go perfectly with my amputated foot shoes.
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BlackLadyBug
08/07/09

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Well, if there's no shiv, that $295 is kind of a waste.
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lilbobbytables
08/07/09

@BlackLadyBug: Agreed. I mean, the shiv is the most important part!
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tirso
08/07/09

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oh, excellent. I've been looking for something that really says "you've arrived"-- you know, something I can wear while sipping the tears of refugees from a goblet made of blood diamonds.
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Yahtzii
08/07/09

@tirso: Repurposed human misery is the new black.
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wtfox?!
08/07/09

@tirso: You do realize you'll have to coordinate that with your $1,000 couture trousers that originally belonged to a Gazan refugee, correct? To do otherwise would suggest you're one of the gauche nouveaux riches, and you don't want that.
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VirginiaDentata
08/07/09

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Ooh, what fun! We take the broken remnants of a real human being's life, and we "distress" it to make it pretty to wear! Kind of like the "distress" one might feel when imprisoned! And it's only $300 for the crazy cool opportunity to wear something that may have been worn by a murderer, rapist, or just some under-educated and out-of-luck street thug who's never been given any real opportunities at life! How edgy! Plus, I can show off my pretty bra with it. Being rich and white in LA is soooooooo hardcore!!
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happysquid
08/07/09

@VirginiaDentata: I AGREE. This is so uncool. It's like profiting off of suffering/pain. Really F*cked up. Would she sell necklaces made of teeth too?
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