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Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?
New York, 3:46 AM
Mon Nov 30
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You are undeniably very fit and it's obvious you work hard for it. Good for you. You have iconic status, scads of money, and lots of personal trainers who make sure your muscles are always toned and shapely. Good for you.
But it's time you rediscovered an old friend, Madge. Don't let the glitz and glory of your gaudy glammy lifestyle erase the memories of someone who has loved you for a long, long time. Someone who needs you. Someone who wants you. Someone who would like to spend time with you.
This someone is called pants, Madonna. Pants. They miss you. Isn't your crotch cold? Can't you hear the pants calling for you? I'm sure you can get lots of them. You can afford it and you'd be able to find a great many that would fit you.
Pants, Madonna.
Experience them again...for the first time.
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Also, those bags are straight up ugly, and I usually like LV. Ick.
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Wide-legged menswear-inspired pants circa Vogue and Express yourself
Sequined matador pants
Jeans with studded belts from the cowgirl phase
I'm pretty sure there were some brightly colored pants in flowy material during her postpartum earth-mother days
I would accept any of these, because tights are not pants.
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A skirt would be totally acceptable. Then again, I'm not actually all that put off by her tights thing, because I feel like they're her performance gear. And over the years, the woman's performance wardrobe has included missile bras, over-sized blazers, saris, cowboy hats, period dress, lots and lots of henna, and so forth and so on.
For all I know, she puts on sweatpants and oversized t-shirts after every performance.
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Sorry. I also found that a little annoying, although I look forward to seeing how they evolve, too.
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I could die - I really could die.
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