On Tuesday morning, the Department of Labor released an overtime policy proposal that would substantially raise the base wages of workers who are classified as “managers”—and thus ineligible for time-and-a-half—despite receiving pay as low as $23,000 per year.
It used to be that back in the good old days, when Coke was sold in a glass bottle and kids could swill it without adult medical professionals body snarking them, a birthing woman's average labor time was barely four hours. These days, labor is a six and a half-hour marathon, at least according to a new federal study…
One reader named NONAME has informed me that there are no free lunches when I work at Jezebel and I should really post stuff of grave importance because she caught a hate virus or something the last time I guest-edited.
This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features a toddler who wants Botox, a toddler who has giant muscles, a toddler who acts like Anna Nicole Smith, and more.
Last night, Lindsay Lohan's I'm-sober-and-ready-to-work movie, Labor Pains, premiered on ABC Family (instead of in theaters, as originally planned), because LiLo is more of a draw at her girlfriend's DJ-ing gigs these days than at the box office.
Despite denials from some sources earlier this morning, Entertainment Tonight has it on good authority that Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins. Is this going to get even more press than Sex and the City today??? UPDATE: the twin girls are named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane! • Lindsay Lohan was at the E.R. last…