Babies Are Taking Way Too Long to Happen Nowadays

It used to be that back in the good old days, when Coke was sold in a glass bottle and kids could swill it without adult medical professionals body snarking them, a birthing woman's average labor time was barely four hours. These days, labor is a six and a half-hour marathon, at least according to a new federal study » 4/01/12 11:30am 4/01/12 11:30am

Oh, Fine: It's Labor Day, So Ladies Should Be Angry Because They Are…

One reader named NONAME has informed me that there are no free lunches when I work at Jezebel and I should really post stuff of grave importance because she caught a hate virus or something the last time I guest-edited. » 9/06/10 11:35am 9/06/10 11:35am

Semenya "Shattered" By Ordeal • Warning Issued For Breast Pumps

• According to reports, Caster Semenya has been "completely shattered" by the results of her gender testing. An athletics official from South Africa said Semenya reads every paper thoroughly, and has "no escape" from the constant publicity. • » 9/16/09 5:40pm 9/16/09 5:40pm

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features a toddler who wants Botox, a toddler who has giant muscles, a toddler who acts like Anna Nicole Smith, and more. » 7/24/09 4:00pm 7/24/09 4:00pm

Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable

Last night, Lindsay Lohan's I'm-sober-and-ready-to-work movie, Labor Pains, premiered on ABC Family (instead of in theaters, as originally planned), because LiLo is more of a draw at her girlfriend's DJ-ing gigs these days than at the box office. » 7/20/09 2:00pm 7/20/09 2:00pm

Loose Lips

Despite denials from some sources earlier this morning, Entertainment Tonight has it on good authority that Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins. Is this going to get even more press than Sex and the City today??? UPDATE: the twin girls are named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane! • Lindsay Lohan was at the E.R. last… » 5/30/08 12:45pm 5/30/08 12:45pm