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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    This is barely relevant, but I'm really sick of this societal confusion vis-a-vis the terminology of the female reproductive system. The vagina is an INTERNAL organ. The clitoris, clitoral hood, labia major & minora, etc., comprise the VULVA. A labioplasty is not a VAGINAL surgery.


    One never says "urethra" when one means "penis," so I don't know why this one's so hard for people to grok. When I hear "vagina" and the speaker means "vulva," the message I get is that he thinks the only part of women's sexual anatomy that matters is the hole. You know, where the dick goes. Sure, there's stuff around the hole, but who cares, amirite? Hurr hurr hurr!

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    01/14/09

    @cirocco: grok! ha! haven't heard that in years!
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/14/09

    @Tart of Darkness: I meant that in a happy cool way!
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    Image of Helen Skor Helen Skor
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    I want a felt vagina. Actually, I want my vagina felt. Is that the same thing?
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/14/09

    @Helen Skor: What if you want your felt vagina felt? Or are you talking about your felt vulva? Or your felt pudendum?
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    Image of superconnected (is it time to leave?) superconnected (is it time to leave?)
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    I really can't stand either of them.
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    01/14/09

    @superconnected: I really can't either.


    Both say some of the most vile and ignorant sh*t I have ever heard put out there as "entertainment".


    Bleh.

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    Image of vintagegoddess vintagegoddess
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    Please tell my why anyone would have cosmetic work done to their labia?
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/14/09

    @vintagegoddess: To make it look more like a porn star's labia. Because apparently some vulvas look better than others and porn stars' are the BEST. Or at least the ones that the guys are used to so they are not so scary as the kind of vulva that doesn't look like that.


    Or so I've heard.

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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    Perez Hilton is not the first gay man I've heard(others were friends and acquaintances) disparage what they deem large or ugly labia. I had a friend in H.S. who even had a name for it--"pop-out pussy" It always made me feel bad because my inner labia do hang out a little. I'm over it now, having replaced unnecessary body shame with anger at the acceptability of women-hating.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/14/09

    @HanaMaru: Have you ever noticed that there is no feature of any woman's body that is not too trivial to have a disparaging name for it? And that there is actually a specification for what "normal" or "attractive" should be and "abnormal" and "unattractive" are? Not that I'm saying labiae are trivial, I'm just sayin'.


    Like "cankles" for example. Wha? Who cares? Aren't they covered by your "mom jeans"r anyway?

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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    I read this entire post and most of the comments thinking it was PARIS Hilton, and being extremely confused. I just woke up though.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/14/09

    @aubonpam: I read the title that way, too. And it called to mind a photo I saw of Paris Hilton on the beach in a bikini bottom with her outer labial folds exposed.


    Thank the goddess that if I have ever seen an equivalent picture of Perez Hilton I have no memory of it!!

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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    Role model? The last thing women need is to be paranoid about the aesthetics of their vaginas.
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    Ugh when will this asshole go away. He isn't witty, nor does he present the public with actual stories of his own. He basically is a link whore, reblogging AP and Variety stories and then every couple of posts shitting on some celebrity with his gossip and white out pen doodles.


    I am falling in love with Ms. Handler more and more these days. I love her brassiness and her books are great.

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    Image of Ms. Pants Ms. Pants
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    Chelsea doesn't even like Perez Hilton. I swear, E books guests just to fuck with her. She's had to interview the Kardashians, Joe Francis, Perez Hilton.... It's like they listen to the roundtables to see who she doesn't like, then books those people.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    01/14/09

    @Ms. Pants: But that's kind of one of the reasons why I love this show!
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    I don't even need to watch the clip to know the important bit: Perez Hilton is NO authority on vaginas.
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    I met him last week. He's kinda shy actually.
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    Image of nicnac nicnac
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    Did she really call her vajayjay a "pikachu"?! Excellent!
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    01/14/09

    @nicnac: Yes she tends to use that term to describe ladybits.
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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    Why is a gay man so obsessed with vaginas? I just don't get it.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    He'll go away if you stop paying attention to him! Honestly though, part of me pities him... kinda like the way you pity Gollum in Lord of the Rings: you know he's evil and would cut you in a second, but you can physically see how much he clearly hates himself, so you can't all the way hate him...
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    01/14/09

    In reply to Handler Smacks Down Hilton For Rumors About Her Hoo-Ha
    I will never get the hating on vaginas and demands for conformity under the belt. Those of us who love them, really don't care. We're just happy to be invited to the party.
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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    01/14/09

    @trulymadlyme: Seriously. It's impossible for one to ever be unattractive. Ever.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    01/14/09

    @trulymadlyme: @Macloserboy: You're great.
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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    01/14/09

    @trulymadlyme: I just fell in interwebs love with you :)
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    01/14/09

    @Macloserboy: @trulymadlyme: I <3 both of you. Seriously, a lot of women are really self-conscious of their vaginas for various reasons, so you two deserve a medal or something :)
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/14/09

    @trulymadlyme: That's so very sweet of y'all and I know my hubby would agree. But there really are men out there who ask their girlfriends' to get fixed because they don't look sexy.


    I've snarked my way all through this thread out of rage because truly there may be many things I've learned to feel self-conscious about on my own body, but the idea that my most sacred "private parts" might not measure up was actually emotionally crushing.


    Okay. I'm sensitive. My first husband told me I needed to lose weight so I stopped eating for two years, but still!


    If this is the message that my child's generation is growing up with, then what kind of standards are our grandchildren going to have to "live up to" or really just feel ashamed and inadequate about?

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