Today in Tweet Beat, Dancing with the Stars has been hard on Wendy Williams' hooves. Plus, Kate Gosselin joins Twitter.

Today in Tweet Beat, Dita Von Teese shows off her custom-made Louboutins. Plus, Justin Bieber ponders changing his famous hair.

Today in Tweet Beat, Denise Richards reacts to Kasey Jordan's interview on GMA. Plus, Billy Bush has very strong opinions about women and lipstick.

Today in Tweet Beat, Mariah is trying to stretch out Christmas for as long as possible. Plus, Kelly Bensimon has a weird way of saying hello.

• To further her plan for wold domination, Snooki — author, slipper-wearer, and cultural touchstone to millions — will soon be pimping a slew of licensed products, including jewelry (a NYE ball necklace!), clothing, and sunglasses. [NYPost]

As you're probably aware, the UK's in the grip of an unusual spate of wintry weather. Their cold feet is our opportunity to watch stars rock some serious winter fashion.

In the 70s, my dad missed a chance to see Elvis, and has always regretted it. This is not how I feel about skipping Jingle Ball '99. But now, seeing last night's appalling Katy-Perry-Kylie-duds, I'm changing my mind.

• American sweetheart Reese Witherspoon has just plunked down $7 million to buy real-life action figure Steven Seagal's sprawling Brentwood home. It's got nine bathrooms, seven bedrooms, a swimmin' pool, and a Buddhist temple where Seagal liked to meditate.

• Lindsay Lohan was granted a 15-hour day pass to leave her sober house and spend Thanksgiving with her father and some friends in Los Angeles.

Yes, I thought Jesse James had gotten himself into more Nazi uniform-related trouble when I read the headline, too, but it turns out that he was involved in an errant car race, not in the more-expected racism.

• Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon and Randy Jackson — and their late brother's estate — have an apparel line under the Jackson 5 name hitting stores in February. It naturally includes a version of the "Thriller" red leather jacket. [WWD]

Dita, Courtney, Sharon, Kylie and amfAR's Inspiration Gala Los Angeles to benefit the Foundation's AIDS research programs was ostensibly honoring "men of style." None of which explains the appalling duds on display.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon made bullying trendy, Kylie Minogue has the best shoes, and Lil Wayne doesn't want anymore jail mail.

• Heidi Klum is turning in her diamond-encrusted bra. After 13 years, she is officially resigning as the head Victoria's Secret Angel. Angels Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are reportedly being considered for promotion. [NYDN]

• Courtney Love hired Michael Mouris to create a short animated video about her life. Karl Lagerfeld comes to her and tells her she is "drowning in the kook," like a Teutonic fairy godmother of style. It is awesome. [WWD]

[London, September 25. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Today in Tweet Beat, Larry King struggles with one of life's big mysteries, Kylie Minogue has the best shoes, and Beverly Hills is giving the Kardashians the key to the city.

• Zac Efron and his fellow High School Musical star Corbin Bleu dropped roughly $2,000 "on lap dancers and vodka" a strip club in New York and stayed there until 3 A.M.; Efron's new film premiered the next day. [PageSix]

[London, July 16. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

• You know how Pink does insane acrobatics during her shows? She was injured during her concert in Germany. Click to watch.