Kim Kardashian Broke The Internet and Now Rob Broke Instagram 

Wishing people a Happy Birthday on social media is sort of a cop out: a way to spread tidings of good cheer without having to pull aside a waitress to request a secret birthday tiramisu to arrive at the table after dinner, or even go to a group dinner and figure out how to split the bill 8 ways to begin with. »3/22/15 7:40pm3/22/15 7:40pm

New Collabo Alert: Lorde, Pharrell, One Direction, an Actual Tiger

You know what they say about too much personality in one room? Not since "We Are the World 2010" have this many awesomely random people been in one spot, covering the Beach Boys' "God Only Knows" in a psychedelic-baroque theater. But for whom does one Harry Styles remove his bandanna? No one, not even for a 482-pound… »10/07/14 7:45pm10/07/14 7:45pm

Lady Gaga Put on a Witch Hat and Had Dinner With Julian Assange

Fuck being a waiter at the Ivy with a screenplay in your locker! The real way to meet celebrities these days is to become an international Hacktivist and chill in diplomatic asylum for a few years. Case in point: Lady Gaga visited Julian Assange—who counts Oliver Stone and Michael Moore among his most vocal Hollywood… »10/09/12 9:00am10/09/12 9:00am

And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake Lively

This morning serves us up some Gossip Girl meta-theater. Rumors on the set of GG are that Blake Lively is "glowing," which is Hollywoodese for "Lookit, there might be a baby in that person." A source from the show adds, "Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating… »9/20/12 9:00am9/20/12 9:00am

Robert Pattinson Eats Ice Cream on The Daily Show, Jokes About His Spanx

All those Antique Roadshow marathons seem to have poured some glitter gas back into Robert Pattinson's PR sparkle tank and gotten him through two major New York appearances. First, Rob visited Jon Stewart, who played a spirited round of Very Concerned Camp Counselor on the Daily Show. ("What are we doing here? Are you… »8/14/12 9:00am8/14/12 9:00am

J. Lo and Casper Try to Ignore the Glory Hole-Shaped Elephant in The Room

Things in Chez Lopez have apparently been strained since Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend Casper Smart accidentally tripped and fell into an "exotic massage parlor" and a gay porn shop the night before Lopez's 43rd birthday party. She's been "frustrated" and "short-tempered" with Smart since the incident, but is also "the… »8/06/12 9:00am8/06/12 9:00am

Katy Perry Taking Showbiz Hiatus to Slather Vaseline on Raw, Sensitive Cockles of Heart

Katy Perry — now dating Ghostbuster Dan Florence + The Machine guitarist Robert Aykroyd — is taking a break from showbiz after her doc Katy Perry: Part Of Me is released, in order to let her heart and/or cupcake boobs heal after Aldous Snow poured Malibu rum all over them and devoured them en flambé. If she spends… »6/25/12 9:00am6/25/12 9:00am

Booze, Drugs, & Sadness Send Heather Locklear to Hospital

Heather Locklear was rushed to hospital yesterday amid fears that a cocktail of pills and booze she'd taken could have killed her. Though it's unclear at this time if it was a deliberate suicide attempt, her sister was clearly worried enough to call the paramedics who, in turn, deemed it serious enough to take her to… »1/13/12 9:00am1/13/12 9:00am