Beyoncé MIGHT Have a New Surprise Album On the Way

Beyoncé may have planned to surprise you with another album and Twitter ruined it. Maybe. In these heady days of Internet photoshop trickery and confusion—Are Kylie Jenner's lips real? Is there actually a three-breasted woman?—social media could be playing the sweetest, most melodious of tricks on us with a new,… » 11/03/14 12:30pm 11/03/14 12:30pm

Miley Cyrus Adopted a Little Tiny Piglet

Miley Cyrus caaaaan't stop, and she woooonnnn't stop, which is something I'm legally obligated to say every time she partakes in something habitual. This time around, the thing she cannot and will not stop doing is adopting pets, as evidenced by the tiny little pig named Bubba Sue she began Instagramming late last… » 8/11/14 9:30am 8/11/14 9:30am

Kim and Kanye Are NOT Getting Married in Florence

Despite rampant rumors that the future Mr. And Mrs. West would be tying the knot in Florence, Italy (which is a beautiful place for a wedding, according to my mother who has never been), sources close to the happy couple reveal that the wedding will take place at Versailles after a week of lavish parties all around… » 5/17/14 11:30am 5/17/14 11:30am

This Week in Tabloids: Jaden Smith & the Jenner Sisters Join a Cult

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman and I "read" the celebrity weeklies so that you don't "have" to. Guess what? Not one single magazine had Beyoncé/Jay Z/Solange as the main cover story today. Instead? Unsolicited Uterus Updates for Angelina Jolie and Selena Gomez and cult activity from… » 5/14/14 3:45pm 5/14/14 3:45pm

Ranking How the Kardashian Kids Celebrated Their Mom's Birthday

Tuesday was Kris Jenner's birthday. Happy Birthday Kris Jenner! The Kardashian/Jenner Family matriarch apparently celebrated her birthday not by eating her young in an effort to stay youthful forever, but but consuming cupcakes decorated with her own floating head. She was also showered with love by her offspring, in… » 11/06/13 2:20pm 11/06/13 2:20pm