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    The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest

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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    I just to sit Heidi down, share a bottle of wine, and tell her about the magic of self-respect, independent thinking, and masturbation.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    I hope Tiffani doesn't let Mark-Paul Gossler watch the baby because he will totally lose it after French class and we all know what sort of shenanagins will ensue after that.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    Ummm, actually, Barney Stinson hit his Showcase Showdown number right on the nose, too. Just saying.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    silly kids, it's Jukebox Hero, not Gym Class Heroes...
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    Image of not.a.clever.name not.a.clever.name
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    Uh. You guys. Barney Stintson got the Showcase Showdown exactly right about a year ago. It was Bob's last show.


    How quick we are to forget.

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    12/17/08

    @not.a.clever.name: @sabor de soledad: Y'all're so full of win.
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    Image of RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee) RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee)
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    Just when you think Christian Bale can't get any hotter he breaks out the Superman underoos.
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    12/17/08

    @rose.of.many.thorns.colette: mmm . . . Christian Bale in Superman underoos. Thank you.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    Too bad Eva Mendes isn't on a daily talk show, where she could whine about not being invited to the inauguration until she gets her way. Not that I'm referencing anyone we know or hate. Nope.
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    12/17/08

    @The Zombie Commenter Formerly Known as AbbyNormal: Maleficent Hasselbeck?
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    12/17/08

    @The Zombie Commenter Formerly Known as AbbyNormal: At least we know Hasselblech won't be seeing the White House up close ever again after the Christmas party.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    I think it's bonkers too, Ms. Stewart, that you were cast to play my imaginary girlfriend, Joan Jett. If they cast that Taylor Momsen moppet or another Gossip Girl type as Lita or even Cherie, I might aslpode.
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    12/17/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: I can just see the look on the directors face when they realized they'd have to find somebody to play not only Joan Jett but also Lita Ford.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    Exact right answer on Price is Right on showcase showdown? I wish my grampy were alive to see that.
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    12/17/08

    @sportz.star: My grandma would sob. That is not an exaggeration.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    "Speaking of Ms. Jett, Kristen Stewart says it's bonkers that she was chosen to play Joan in the forthcoming biopic about Jett's band, The Runaways."


    I'm so there. I'm crazy freak sleeping on the sidewalk outside the movie theater to catch the first showing, dressed up like Joan Jett there.


    Before I asked myself "What Would Judge Judy Do?", it was Joan Jett that guided me through life.

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    12/17/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks:
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    12/17/08

    @dearheart: Dude, I have that in red. And the tote bag.
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    12/17/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: I was so upset at this news, let me tell you.

    @dearheart: Gasp! Want.Now.
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    12/17/08

    @The Zombie Commenter Formerly Known as AbbyNormal: Bye bye, bank account! [www.bustboobtique.com]
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    12/17/08

    @The Zombie Commenter Formerly Known as AbbyNormal: In my glee over the Runaways movie it didn't even register that the Twilight girl was going to be playing Joan. That is bonkers. And terrible. The gods of rock will not let this stand.
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    12/17/08

    @dearheart: I need a Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! lunchbox so badly, and I didn't even know it!
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    "OMG! Some dude got his Price Is Right bid in the final Showcase on the nose. This is the first time in 30 years someone has guessed the exact price of a Showcase. Host Drew Carey acted weird about it"


    I've always wanted to go on the prices right, I guess I should actually go to a taping one day.

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    12/17/08

    @PacoHertez: The only "How I Met Your Mother" episode I ever saw had Dougie Houser going on the Price is Right and getting every single number right.


    Even though it was fake, it was still the coolest thing I'd ever seen.

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    12/17/08

    @PacoHertez: When I was a kid, I dreamed about going on the Price is Right and getting my bid exactly right. This is what happens when you spend your summers with your grandparents.
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    Image of dearheart dearheart
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    Also, frozen burrito heir?


    Can you GET any more perfect?!

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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    12/17/08

    @dearheart: I have been wracking my brain and came up with...no, no you can't.
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    12/17/08

    @dearheart: Does a hot pocket count??
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    12/18/08

    @gold_gato: Microwaveable chicken pot pies.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    See, when I saw that an overzealous loon spooked Lindsay Lohan I thought she was attacked by a crazy Canadian bird/coin.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    LeeLee Sobieski on Christian Bale: "In fact there was even an instance one night where he kept a lady safe."


    Now I'm fantasizing about walking up a dark alleyway when Christian Bale pops out of nowhere, saves me from certain doom, and takes me back to his place. 'Cause, you know, Bruce Wayne's penthouse is the safest place in Gotham...and being UNDER him means you're completely safe from harm!!

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    12/17/08

    @water baby: Do you, like, live in my brain? 'Cause those were my thoughts exactly!
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    12/17/08

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: Apparently for ladies like us "protection" has nothing to do with danger... ;)
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    12/17/08

    @water baby: I've had Batman fantasies since I was about six, and you just know Christian Bale fired those up all over again.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
    It's sweet that Tom Cruise keeps finding ways to surprise Katie Holmes. She probably wasn't expecting the taser that zapped her after she finally flipped and yelled an expletive about Xenu.
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    12/17/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): BEST.MENTAL.PICTURE
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