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ImproperDancing
06/05/09

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Also, That Rye-Rye song, awesome.

Dear MIA,

Let's be friends!

Sincerely, ID
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ImproperDancing
06/05/09

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I wonder if Gene Simmons called Dr. Love when he was experiencing kidney stone pain...
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Scout
06/05/09

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argh! these asshole actors so opposed to Blue Fin Tuna shouldn be opposed to ingesting ALL fish....its not sustainable people, you can't just pick and choose for appearances sake.

I hope your next sushi meal gives you the shits for days
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femputer
06/05/09

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re: mandy moore's "rootsy" cover....

I was going to say that I don't know what that means, but then I realized that I've never read a single music review in my entire life where the descriptive words make me think of anything in particular.
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rednrowdy
06/05/09

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did gene simmons put a KISS sticker on his kidney stone before auctioning it on ebay? because seriously, that's the only way i would even think of bidding on it.
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TheFormerJuneBronson
06/05/09

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Well, yes, Jerry, it's exactly like that if you marry a stupid cliche of a woman...or someone who doesn't mind if you imply to the world that she is one.
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CFinWV-in purple I am stunning!
06/05/09

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I must be a crazy cat lady too then, whenever I'm on travel I seriously miss my cat. I can only imagine what would happen if I were having the same sort of issues Susan had, of course I would be anxious to be able to cuddle my purr-monster! They say it like that's a bad thing. =(
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lalaland13
06/05/09

@CFinWV: Yup. I'm pretty sure my orange boy purring has is roughly equivalent to 100 mg of Prozac. It's so soothing. And I miss them as well, when I am visiting my mom and around her dogs, who are sweet, but so high-maintenance and jumpy compared to the cats. Cats are good for an anxious person like me. Even though my orange boy does occasionally try to open my apartment door to get outside, and cries when he can't.
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tankearae
06/05/09

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Yet another reason why I don't watch the Hills and please, tell me I'm not alone:

I CANNOT TELL ANY OF THOSE GIRLS APART. Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, Kristin 63,000 per episode. They all look exactly the same. Generic, blonde, boring.
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tscheese
06/05/09

@tankearae: The sheer homogeneity of the cast is one of the things that icks me out. It's like, a certain percentage of your hair has to be bleached blonde, your height/shape has to fall within a certain ratio, and your skin must be doctored with faux-tanning spray to within a very precise range of color. The specifications are so narrow that I thought K-Cav was Heidi for a second, before I clicked on the bigger picture.

Then, once everyone has the same skin, body, and hair, they all must stand around and say things like "like what"? and "like?" and "Y'know, like?" for an hour, and it is called "entertainment".
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RosyCheeks
06/05/09

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Susan Boyle, I don't think you are crazy. Many people don't understand the comfort a pet can bring. The best medicine for a flustered mind and tired heart is some quality time with pets, IMHO.
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LipstickLibrarian
06/05/09

@RosyCheeks: She's not crazy, she's mentally interesting.
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ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
06/05/09

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Dear Maya,

You are awesome. I want to be just like you when I grow up. Maybe we can start a supersecret-bffs only-club and we will make friendship bracelets and play ouija board and pretend we are Donnatella Versace. Just some ideas, feel free to add/ammend. (smiley face)

PS I am mixed too!!!!! omg lol jk.

- Ninja

PPS I am not mocking you, just being a fangirl.
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tscheese
06/05/09

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I'll say it:

If The Hills wanted me to, I'd pack up, get on a flight, and show up for $63,000. Maybe I'm a whore, but I am dead serious about this. I hate the show, but there are a great many things I am not above doing for $63,000.

I'm not fakey-orange-tan, though, and I'm not good at being vapid. I don't have carefully-bleached hair or bee-stung lips. And I use big words, often with sincerity. This will present a problem.
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electrogeek77
06/05/09

@tscheese: You can be the "unattractive", "geeky", pity friend of the group. You can be their Screech.
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EdnasEdibles
06/05/09

@electrogeek77: I love the idea of the show having a Screech. It needs a Screech. I demand it.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
06/05/09

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Reading about Britney's "mental problems" makes me very stabby. We have no idea what is going on inside her head, and frankly a lot of the theories are ridiculous. I read stories about how she had bipolar disorder long before THE breakdown. One story said something like, "she is really happy happy one minute and the next minute, she is very sad, which are symptoms of bipolar disorder." Actually no, not necessarily. Bipolar disorder is not the same as mood swings (although mood swings can be a symptom); they are extended periods of manic or depressive moods that can last for days. I know tabloids and celebrity media is not real journalism, but putting out incomplete information like that is incredibly irresponsible.

Also, so what if she was taking Prozac at 18? A lot of people are on Prozac.
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FashionShowAtLunch
06/05/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart:

For real - Ultimately, unless you are someone's psychiatrist or therapist, or that person yourself, it is completely irresponsible to speculate as to their mental state.

For chrissakes, even people who are not mentally ill have freaking mood swings. Some people experience bipolar moods that are very rapid cycling, and can experience wild fluctuations within hours or even minutes(this is me). Some people have manic and depressive episodes that last up to months at a time. Sometimes symptoms are not even recognizable to those on the outside, if they do not have psychotic features. I HATE it when people get this shit wrong. Like on television shows when they off-handedly refer to a character as "schizophrenic" when they clearly have no idea what that disorder really is.
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FashionShowAtLunch
06/05/09

@FashionShowAtLunch: As a side note, though- popping Prozac irregularly will fuck your shit up. Even if you have no biochemical issues in the first place.
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Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
06/05/09

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This David Carradine thing is getting seriously effed up: [www.cnn.com]
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Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
06/05/09

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I want to see "Away We Go" so.freaking.badly!!!111!!! I don't think it comes to my city for a while, though.
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BlondeGrlz
06/05/09

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When the news outlets started reporting David Carradine was found in a closet with a rope around his neck, my first thought was it probably an accident. I must watch too much Law & Order: SVU.
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cate3710
06/05/09

@BlondeGrlz: Ha. Though there's one episode where it's staged to look like an accident but it was actually murder. Though I doubt that was the case here.
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