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swimmingly
04/22/09

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Angelina Jolie will not be Dr. Kay Scarpetta over my drop dead gorgeous body. Seriously. I will knife a bitch.
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Mando323
04/22/09

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My favorite part of this whole round-up is that the source of the Jamie Foxx quote has to define Oscar Mayer for us.
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Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
04/22/09

@Mando323: Well I have no idea what it is, as a non-American, so that's handy.
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Bgirl_Hamster
04/22/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan Likes Guys, Bathrooms
Did anyone click on that Audrina link? That pic is a photoshop of horrors if I've ever seen one.
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devilchyld22
04/22/09

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Does anyone know where the hearts went??
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alouette
04/22/09

@devilchyld22: Ooh, I didn't even noticed, but you're right, they've disappeared.

All this damned rain we've been having in New England probably washed them away.
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southernbelle
04/22/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan Likes Guys, Bathrooms
All right, that's it. We Jezebels need to figure out some way to adopt Lindsey Lohan. We can all have joint custody and shuttle her around. We can all bake her little goodies and teach her things and have her teach us how to artfully apply eyeliner and bronzer.
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Bunsen Honeydew
04/22/09

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Uhhh, look up Ted Dansen's green track record. I think the only difference between him and Oprah is he's not using any of it as self promotion.
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BlondeGrlz
04/22/09

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I wish Kristin Chenoweth was my sister. Is there such a thing as a sibling adoption? And can I do it without her consent?
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AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
04/22/09

@BlondeGrlz: Well, they don't know it, but Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman are my adopted grandfathers, so... go for it.
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SpicyTamale is a GA peach
04/22/09

@BlondeGrlz: I adopted Paula Deen as my granny. Or Big mama as I would call her, affectionately.
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birminghamdrunk
04/22/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan Likes Guys, Bathrooms
somehow, i don't see movie studios being the only ones who "custom tailor" shit for tom cruise...

and when are they gonna figure out that it's really unlikely that he ever regains the spotlight he use to have?

i just think that the scientology gig really throws a monkey-wrench in his like-ability, regardless as to whatever role these studio magicians can conjure up... he has what is known as "the glib factor" now.
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IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
04/22/09

@birminghamdrunk: Haha, I like "the glib factor". Scientology just seems to make the public thing "crazy". Especially with Tom.
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gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
04/22/09

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Angelina Jolie will NEVER EVER EVER be Kay Scarpetta.

EVER.
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IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
04/22/09

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Even if the script is tailored to him I don't know if Tom Cruise will have another hit because he's just not believable anymore. I don't know about anyone else, but there comes a certain point where I just feel like I know way to much about an actors personal life and I can't separate it from the person I see on screen. Angelina Jolie is in that category as well. I just see her in a movie and think 'oh that's Angelina Jolie'. I don't know if I can ever see her as anything else.
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EkaterinaBallerina
04/22/09

@IBleedGlitter: I also think it has to do with his public persona in the sense that people don't like him anymore. Test audiences laughed when he character was beaten to a pulp in MI:3. The love affair has worn off.
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birminghamdrunk
04/22/09

@IBleedGlitter: blast! you stole my thunder. i said something similar, but you articulated it muchc better.
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TheFormerJuneBronson
04/22/09

@IBleedGlitter: I'm like this too. Angelina, also, I feel is just playing herself in every single movie she does. And since I don't especially care for her, it tends to spoil the movie for me. Tom Cruise is still trying to be That Guy, and I don't believe he is, if he ever was.
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IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
04/22/09

@EkaterinaBallerina: Yeah, after jumping on Oprah's couch and call Matt Laur (sp?) glib, he's just not as fun and likable. Now he's just crazy.
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ritualtheory
04/22/09

@IBleedGlitter: I would, however, pay the equivalent of a movie ticket to see her just once more wear a vial of blood around her neck and talk about Jenny Shimizu and knives and vampires and whatnot.
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Trulymadlyme
04/22/09

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I would be super pysched if someone managed to create a Lillith Fair type tour with all female artists, again. I don't know why that hasn't taken off...
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EkaterinaBallerina
04/22/09

@Trulymadlyme: I would LOVE that. My parents took me to Lilith Fair as a pre-teen and it was amazing. I was so sad to see it die out.
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Trulymadlyme
04/22/09

@EkaterinaBallerina: It was my favorite concert as a teenager. I loved that it encompassed all types of women doing different types of music. I wish they'd bring it back.
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portia_sue
04/22/09

@Trulymadlyme: My first boyfriend in high school took me to the Lilith Fair at Jones Beach. It was awesome. We saw a naked crazy lady get subdued by police because she was trying to run out into the ocean...naked. She was probably pretty baked. And the Idigo Girls sang Closer to Fine as the sun set, and the water turned orange and gold. One of my all time favorite memories.

So yeah, let's bring it back! Girls today need those kinds of memories.
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devilchyld22
04/22/09

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I don't think that I've ever seen Michael Jackson's arms before. For some reason that's interesting to me.
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TriedandTrue
04/22/09

@devilchyld22: I clicked through to that picture. I did not realize just how white he has become. It's like that really old SNL skit with Eddie Murphy when he becomes the white guy to see how it is....
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tscheese
04/22/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan Likes Guys, Bathrooms
This is the most articulate thing I've ever heard from Heidi. Did someone create a "Buh like whaaah? Like, y'know"-to-English translator?

(I might be An Old, but I cannot puzzle out half the dialogue on The Hills because like yaw y'know everyone like, shyeah, y'know like YOU KNOW.)
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hortense
04/22/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan Likes Guys, Bathrooms
I just re-read "Edie" for the first time in forever and all I could think about was Lindsay Lohan.
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sara-without-an-h
04/22/09

@hortense: From what I understand, Edie was brought up by a rich but insane family. Lindsay seems to have been brought up by a disappointed Madame Bovary cheerleader type, who aspired to riches and fame.

Both are sad figures, obviously. Do you recommend the book?
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hortense
04/22/09

@sara-without-an-h: The book is actually really well done (it's from 1982), it's her story told by various people who knew her in little snippets. The similarities lie in the fact that both of them seemed to have fame, but very little else, and that the people who built them up were quick to disappear when things got bad.
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Majrhoulihan
04/22/09

@hortense: I loved Edie.
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Majrhoulihan
04/22/09

@sara-without-an-h: So yes, I recommend it.
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AthertonMerriweather
04/22/09

@hortense: Which book do you recommend? I'm looking for a new book to read and this sounds interesting. I'm looking on Borders, but there are a few authors. Thanks :)
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hortense
04/22/09

@AthertonMerriweather: It's called "Edie" and it's by Jean Stein. I think the newer edition is called "Edie: American Girl."
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ChildBride
04/22/09

@sara-without-an-h: Yeah, I wouldn't really consider LiLo an Edie type. Edie was more like some sort of character from a novel-- she had a genuinely fascinating family background (rich, aristocratic, connected but batshit insane) that drove her mad. I love this piece on Edie, the "psycho-waif-WASP- princess":
[nymag.com]
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hortense
04/22/09

@ChildBride: There was just one passage in the book that reminded me of Lindsay, and I can't remember who said it, but it was something about how it seemed like Edie was super famous and had a ton of friends, but if you looked at her eyes, it seemed as though she'd never had ANY friends.
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nessalicious
04/22/09

@sara-without-an-h: I recommend this book wholeheartedly. Reading it from a modern perspective it's fascinating to see the rise of a 'celebrity' who's a celebrity in a cult of personality way, rather than for their artistic achievements.
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margareita metermaid
04/22/09

@ChildBride: I also had a lot of affection for Edie because she was involved in 'counter-culture' and 'freaks' and seemed to be in a much more interesting world than Lilo.

Not that I don't get what you're saying, Hortense. I know you didn't mean they were alike in EVERYSINGLEWAY. (I also recommend the book; it has quotes from all kinds of interesting people-- I think even some Velvet Underground folks)
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Eleanor Ramilly
04/22/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan Likes Guys, Bathrooms
These folks do talk about a lot of intelligent things - like global warming - we just don't show that on the show."

Just because you talk about "a lot of intelligent things" (which.. doesn't really make sense) does not mean you talk about them intelligently.
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BabyJane
04/22/09

@Shannon: I think Audrina and her friend talking about the particle accelerator is a perfect example of that.
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portia_sue
04/22/09

@BabyJane: It's just so crazy that all this is happening and Lauren isn't here....
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