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The Hills Finale: "Oh Look, There's Cake!"
The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
Last night: Spencer found a pregnancy test in his trash, and told a friend, "I'm gonna have the kind of kid that's gonna grow up and just try to kill me. I can just feel that." He might be right! More »Kristin's Balancing Act
[Los Angeles, November 19. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
The Hills is kinda like The Truman Show. We know that most of the drama is scripted, but the cast seems more convinced of their false reality than the audience does. Last night's episode was an example of this. More »Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
More »The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
On last night's episode, Kristin and Audrina had a staged confrontation at Heidi's staged birthday party over Kristin's staged relationship with JustinBobby. But the real excitement was the return of Jen Bunny! More »The Camera Loves You
[Los Angeles, October 19. Image via WENN.]
The Hills: Forget Kristin Cavallari — JustinBobby Is "The Bitch"
Justin & Rihanna Are "On"; Kardashian Wedding Was "Real"
- More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:
More »Depp Wants To Jump Pirates Ship; Danes & Dancy Wed
- Supposedly, Johnny Depp doesn't want to make another Pirates of the Caribbean because he knows the last two "sucked." Disney will offer him a huge paycheck and if he refuses, he'll be replaced by a younger Zac Efron-type.
More »Rich Kids Make Money Acting Like Rich Kids On TV
Kristin Cavallari is being paid $90,000 per episode to appear on The Hills; Heidi Montag gets $100,000 — and received about $375,000 to pose for Playboy. Worthwhile investments? MTV thinks so. [The Daily Beast]Kristin Cavallari Responds To MTV Branding Her "The Bitch"
Last night, MTV aired a 30-minute preview of the new season of The Hills called The Bitch Is Back, during which cast members were interviewed, including new addition Krisin Cavallari, who spoke about being marketed, literally, as "the bitch." More »Jon Gosselin Gets Rid Of Family Dogs; Chris Brown Begins Community Service
- Is Jon Gosselin trying to look bad? He's returned the two family dogs to the breeder. "Jon blames Kate for having to give up the dogs," says a source. "Of course, these days Jon blames Kate for just about everything."
More »More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
- This morning Lindsay Lohan posted an incoherent rant about Samantha Ronson on Twitter. She writes: "can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors..."
More »Heigl Confirms Adoption; Aniston Calls "Lonely Girl" Label B.S.
- It's confirmed: Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelly are adopting a baby girl from Korea. In an episode to air on Friday, Katherine tells Ellen:
More »The Hills Trailer: Rehab, Girl Fights, & A Lot More JustinBobby
MTV has released an extended trailer for the new season of The Hills, premiering September 29. Kristin pretends to destroy everyone's lives, Heidi pretends to have baby fever, and Spencer really wears a cowboy hat all season. More »Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!
Nylon Magazine's parties always bring out the glam and the weird and the stars, and their TV Issue Party, at L.A.'s Mondrian Skybar, was no exception. Think Anna Paquin, Diablo Cody, Eliza Dushku, and many more delightfully bizarre ensembles! More »Kristin Cavallari Is No Dear Abby
In the video after the jump, Kristin Cavallari dishes out unsolicited advice on health care, Jon Gosselin, and the celebrity attention-getter that will replace the vagina flash. It's so bad it'll make you appreciate Dr. Phil. [Funny Or Die] More »Elle Says Lindsay's Not A Suspect In Theft; Britney Gets A Restraining Order
- Though Scotland Yard is investigating Lindsay Lohan for stealing jewels from a photo shoot, a rep from British Elle says they have no reason to suspect Linds was the thief.
More »Kristin Makes Bank; Brit Wants To Meet Queen; Susan Boyle Leaves Clinic
- You may want to just give up on life: Kristin Cavallari is getting $63,000 per episode to "play" a "villain" on The Hills. [PopCrunch]
More »Angelina Is All-Powerful; Clooney's Getting Served; Ricci's Romance Over?
- Contrary to a report in the National Enquirer, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting up. In fact, they're in love. Imagine that! [Us Magazine]
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