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    The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn

    Kristin's Balancing Act

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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    I'm sure the strippers loved her sitting there saying "I can do that." Not like it's rude or anything.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    i think justin and kristen and brody should go to chippendales and then brody can be the third wheel and kristen can make justin and brody make out so it "evens things up". what? not gonna happen? c'mon, it's all just good fun isn't it, not some dare to do something "icky" just for kicks?
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    Image of lady_justice lady_justice
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    So here I am, watching the first clip totally nodding my head in agreement with Spencer. "YES! It would be horrible if Heidi got pregnant!" "Yes, I too cannot believe they haven't invented a male birth control pill!"

    I just saw four horsemen ride past my office window. crap.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    As far as I'm concerned, Charlie makes the show. I've said it before but he is really the perfect foil for Spencer. And my interpretation of the stripper incident was that the stripper queefed on Kristen.
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    Image of bluewine bluewine
    11/25/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: My vote also goes for "queef" being the bleeped out word here.
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    Seven Signs of the Impending Apocalypse, as foretold by John the Revelator in the book of Revelation.

    And behold, in the year 2012, the blonde brought forth a child, and called his name Deimos, because his father feared him. I turned, and lo I perceived the Alaskan hockey mom win the presidential election, and there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth. Lo, I regarded a stage, and on that stage of Saturday Night Live there appeared a racially diverse cast, and there was much rejoicing. I beheld in the audience plus sized women clothed in designer finery, and there was much rejoicing. I discerned on the television "The Divorced Dads Club," in the place of "Oprah," and the people clothed themselves in sackcloth and ashes. After this I looked, and saw before me a beast, with yellow eyes and sparkling skin. And lo, the beast gave birth, and a legion of screaming fangirls engulfed the earth. All hope was lost.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    The only thing that surprises me about any of this is that it took a trip to Vegas to get JustinBobby to take a shower.

    Also, I think it's awesome, in a sadistic way, that Stacie isn't just "Stacie" but "Stacie-the-bartender." She will be typecast for life. (Because I am assuming that her being in L.A. and being on a reality show triples the odds that she wants an acting career.)
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    I think I can understand why Spencer is worried. Almost every kid wants to kill Spencer when (s)he grows up.
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    11/25/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah, it doesn't have much to do with it being HIS kid in particular ...
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    "Like, oh my god, STB. These strippers are, like, totally getting, like, more attention than us. Let's, like, make out or whatever."
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    Ooooh I had a dream last week about Spencer and Heidi and now I've forgotten it! I do know that my dad beat up Spencer, though.

    I find it hilarious that Kristin went to Vegas to escape guys from LA.

    Cut from the same mold, honey.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/20/09

    In reply to Kristin's Balancing Act
    My GOD. She is a pocket-sized individual! She's in, like, six-inch heels and can barely clear the top of that parking meter! This confirms my belief that nearly all of California is comprised of Lilliputians. *

    * This is not snark. I am myself an American of Limited Vertical Endowment.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/20/09

    In reply to Kristin's Balancing Act
    That outfit is a damn mess.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/20/09

    In reply to Kristin's Balancing Act
    This social shark has to pay to park her snark. Say that 3x fast.
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    Image of HaarzyLady HaarzyLady
    11/20/09

    In reply to Kristin's Balancing Act
    Ground up - Boots: Clubing, Tights: Clubing, Skirt: Clubing, Plaid button down and Gap t-shirt: Burger King run.
    Oh Kristen, you crazy Hills kids are so trendy.
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    Image of kellybones kellybones
    11/20/09

    In reply to Kristin's Balancing Act
    by GOD is that a new moon water bottle in her hand?
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    11/20/09

    @kellybones: From Burger King! You can get one too! Run. Don't walk! The King has New Moon fever!
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    11/20/09

    In reply to Kristin's Balancing Act
    Nice to know she's on Team Jacob.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/20/09

    @R_Claw: And on Team American Apparel, Team Ray-Ban, Team Louboutin, and I'm sorry, I can't identify the handbag and shirt.
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