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    Image of Bob Wiley Bob Wiley
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
    Chris Brown wanted to plead guilty, but his lawyer, Mark Geragos, would not let him??? That's such bullshit, straight from his rep to TMZ. Barf.
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    08/26/09

    @Bob Wiley: Right. Your lawyer should certainly advise you on how you should plea, but it would be legal malpractice to not "let" you plead the way you want.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
    Really? Because when people find out I watch TDS and Colbert they don't think I'm cool, they think I am a feminazi baby killer liberal.
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    Image of Cimorene Cimorene
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
    I love Liev Schreiber so much. So much! He's just such a talent actress. He was the only good thing (besides Bill Murray) in that abomination starring Ethan Hawke as Hamlet.
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    NoelleBlue promoted this comment Edited by Cimorene at 08/26/09 10:05 AM Cimorene was starred Cimorene was unstarred
    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    08/26/09

    @Cimorene: I know!! He's just so frackin' talented/cute/mature, it's ridiculous. He was on "Wait Wait Don't tell me" Recently, and there was squeeing, there really was. Oh, Naomi Watts, if you ever get tired of him and of looking totally adorable/happy together, send him my way, could you?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
    Song titles from Pete Townshend's new musical Floss, include:
    It's A Gallstone
    The Acid Reflux Queen
    Hoveround Wizard
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    Edited by BabyJane at 08/26/09 4:26 PM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of TransFat TransFat
    08/26/09

    @BabyJane:

    "The Kids Aren't Alright (they need to get off my lawn)"
    "I Cant See For Shit"
    "Won't Get Fooled Again, Obama!"
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/26/09

    @TransFat: "I Can't See For Shit," is my favorite!
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
    IF (big if) that Gosselin kid bit is true, wow. Might be time to at least dial back the filming.

    But given that it comes from "Lies lies lies" Jon, who wants to quit the show to have his OWN show - I'm going to say it's probably not true.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    08/26/09

    @Maritsa: I would take Jon's Ed Hardy-coated lies as a means to an end. I can't imagine having to sort out your parents' divorce on national television.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    08/26/09

    @Yahtzii: Good point.
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    Image of noodleashy143 noodleashy143
    08/26/09

    @Maritsa: I agree, if this is really true, then you're right, something needs to be done. But I somehow find it hard to believe all 8 really doing this. 6 5-year olds? It seems implausible. If anything, I would imagine that the older girls somehow convinced the little kids to do it.

    Or Jon could just be saying it to get out of his contract so he could do the stupid Michael Lohan show.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment noodleashy143 was starred noodleashy143 was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    08/26/09

    @noodleashy143: Yeah, anyone who's ever had to try to organize 6 5 year olds - to do anything has got to have doubts about this story. I mean, did Hannah get up on the table with a UNION sign like in "Norma Rae?"
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    Image of Invisible-Echidna Invisible-Echidna
    08/27/09

    @Maritsa: Kids may refuse to comply when it comes to working with adults, but can be very united when it comes to each other. It could be very common for one child to follow what the other is doing (i.e. One child crying for no reason when another starts crying) And when kids are upset they can very easily refuse anything that's requested of them for the next couple of minutes. Therefore, in theory, it could just take one upset kid being asked to "calm down" or something along those lines "for the cameras" to say "I don't want to on camera!" (or any child-like speech equivalent) for the others to say the same thing in support of their sibling. Brother/sister bonds tend to be quite strong in children. Especially ones that shared a womb/embryos.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
    Townshend. With an aych.
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    Image of PrincessOfPower PrincessOfPower
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
    Also, does anyone know if Rihanna has every spoken publicly about the whole incident? Has she given any in-depth interviews?
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    cuteasabutton promoted this comment PrincessOfPower was starred PrincessOfPower was unstarred
    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/26/09

    @PrincessOfPower: I don't think she has said anything at all about it. She has kept a very low profile. I would also think that in any interviews she gives there would be a very distinct "no questions" clause about it. It's a shame because I would love for her to just come out and say that he did it.
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?

    Oh, Liev Schreiber, don't act like wearing a dress is something new for you.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/26/09

    @Lady Skittlehattington: I love that movie.
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    08/26/09

    @cuteasabutton: Me too! Jon Stewart, Madeline Kahn, Steve Martin, Madeline Kahn (she's worth mentioning twice). I mean....what else would anyone need?
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    Image of tobesthewonderdog tobesthewonderdog
    08/26/09

    @Lady Skittlehattington: WHOA what a cast, what movie is this??? madeline kahn died the day before my 11th birthday party and i definitely wept at the karaoke place we rented.
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    08/27/09

    @tobesthewonderdog: Mixed Nuts.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
    Jon and Kate's plus 8 — the children — staged a rebellion, refusing to be videotaped for the show. "The kids staged a sit-in — a revolt," Jon tells Life & Style. "They didn't want to work.

    Good on them, but I am a little depressed that not only are they more organized than I was at their age(s), but they are more organized than I am now. Well played, young Gosselins. Well played indeed.
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    08/26/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: They sat in the kitchen and held up signs drawn with crayons saying "Hell No We Won't Go"-Now THAT is organization!
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    Image of RosyCheeks RosyCheeks
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
    Psh, injections for a bigger ass? Unnecessary. All you really need is some Popeye's chicken. Trust. I am sitting on the ass Popeye's built right now.
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    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment RosyCheeks was starred RosyCheeks was unstarred
    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/26/09

    @RosyCheeks: I'm really intrigued about this "hood doctor".
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    Image of RosyCheeks RosyCheeks
    08/26/09

    @cuteasabutton: Seriously. What makes someone a hood doctor? Was he being a menace while drinking juice (and giving ass injections)?
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    08/26/09

    @RosyCheeks: Even if you never posted anything on Jezebel again, "the ass Popeye's built" should be the stuff of legend.
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    Image of Orangeblossoms Orangeblossoms
    08/26/09

    @RosyCheeks: It also gives your name Rosy Cheeks a whole new connotation...
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    femputer promoted this comment Orangeblossoms was starred Orangeblossoms was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
    I know we've been over this a million times, but I cannot see a photo of either CB or Rihanna and not see what he did to her. I just fucking hate that guy so much. I see his stupid smiling face and then I see her face all covered in welts and bruises and I just want to run him over with my truck. Sorry but I just had to get that off my chest.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/26/09

    @now it's just Aesop's Heatstroke.: I feel exactly the same. And I could care less if he is "depressed".
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    Image of Cimorene Cimorene
    08/26/09

    @cuteasabutton: I'm certainly not one to side with perpetrators, but I'm very happy he's depressed. And wanted to plead guilty, and most of all that he feels ashamed. It shows that he actually understands that what he did was unacceptable. So many abusers just explain their violence away ("oh she slapped me first, she deserved it; oh, she makes me so mad, I couldn't stop myself; oh it wasn't that bad and it was only that one time that it got really out of control; oh I'll never do it again"). It's good--heartening--to know that he actually wants to go to DV counseling. I hope he does, and I hope he learns from his crime, and I hope he never, ever, ever does it again, and especially that he can help other men learn how serious this crime is.
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    Image of ketamineKitty ketamineKitty
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
    Thank you, Gosselin children, for being the most intelligent people on this list.
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    cuteasabutton promoted this comment ketamineKitty was starred ketamineKitty was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
    You know, Liev, I like you, but let me tell you a little secret: men who don't wear dresses are vain as well.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/26/09

    @Ailatan: Actually that quote wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. When I read "it was exhilaratingly humiliating" I thought for certain it was because he thought for a man wearing a dress is embarrassing, but it sounds like he just noticed his flaws while wearing the dress.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    08/26/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Well, I can understand that. I only wear separate pieces, because I looks hideous in dresses.
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    Image of LucyRed LucyRed
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
    Does LL think that it wasn't a robbery because electronics weren't stolen? Someone needs to retake Sociology 101. That's where I learned the difference between a robbery and burglary.
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    Zombies make the heart grow fonder promoted this comment LucyRed was starred LucyRed was unstarred
    Image of cait98 cait98
    08/26/09

    @LucyRed: From what I understand, it was a burglary and she wasn't at home when her stuff was stolen. Robbery involves force or violence. She's saying that even though no one attacked her and even though nothing so expensive was taken, she feels violated.
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    cuteasabutton promoted this comment cait98 was starred cait98 was unstarred
    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    08/26/09

    @LucyRed: Penal Code- You don't burglarize people and you don't rob houses. You burglarize a house, a robbery occurs if people are present and there is force, violence, or threat of violence. LL's case was not a robbery.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    08/26/09

    @Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Mmm, crim law flashbacks....
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/26/09

    In reply to Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
    Everything in our movie, it's such a heightened version of reality. People don't just break up [in the films] – they break up and it literally kills you. It's not like you just say, 'Oh, I'm really depressed and crying.' I always had a really hard time figuring out, 'Am I doing enough? Do I look like I'm going to die?' My favorite line in the book is when I have to say to [Jacob], 'It's him; it's always been him!' Yeah, it killed me. It killed me."

    Kristen then went on to say, "I mean it was just so stupid. I thought I'd die of embarrassment. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was written by a twelve year old! Why did I even agree to do this?"
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    08/26/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Heh heh. That's about what I read in that quote, also. "This stuff is RIDICULOUS, yup. Bella is a melodramatic twit."
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