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New York, 3:43 AM
Thu Dec 17
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    03/13/09

    In reply to Kristen Johnston: Hang Ten, Sweetie Darling
    I had an open mind for the new one, even though the original is in my top 5 shows of all time. But after seeing her on the New Adventures of Old Christine - dont ask - I am no longer hopeful.


    Even Kathryn Hahn cant save this. Unless Betty White plays the mom I give myself two episodes before I want to burn down Fox studios.

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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    03/13/09

    In reply to Kristen Johnston: Hang Ten, Sweetie Darling
    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring INVISIPHONE!!!!

    Boop-boop-be-doop-be-doop!
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    Image of lindsaylouhan lindsaylouhan
    03/13/09

    In reply to Kristen Johnston: Hang Ten, Sweetie Darling
    Actually, she looks as though she's on the verge of a little bout of thrash metal head-banging. \m/!
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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    03/13/09

    @lindsaylouhan: Gah. I was going to say that. Oh, well, great minds!
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    Image of mllej mllej
    03/13/09

    In reply to Kristen Johnston: Hang Ten, Sweetie Darling
    OH YEAH. You better BELIEVE I'm going for a drink, working on this shit remake.
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    Image of Whiskey and Popcorn Whiskey and Popcorn
    03/13/09

    In reply to Kristen Johnston: Hang Ten, Sweetie Darling
    Sweedie Dahling? Bish Plz!
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    03/13/09

    In reply to Kristen Johnston: Hang Ten, Sweetie Darling
    Go away, YOU. I know Patsy Stone. Patsy Stone is a friend of mine. And you, my girl, ARE NO PATSY STONE.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    03/13/09

    @Hamsterpants: I never really felt one way or another about Kristen Johnson, but now that she is playing Patsy I cant stand her! Like, I look at this picture and it makes me angry... I want to push her head with that stupid expression on her face away and say "NO!"
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    03/13/09

    @LaFemme: The only thing I know her from is "Third Rock", which to me is one of those sitcoms that noone you know ever watched. Like apparently SOMEONE in America is watching "2.5 Men" and "According to Jim". I just don't know that person.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    03/13/09

    @Hamsterpants: But she was so great as that coked out semi-friend on that one episode of SATC!
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    Image of Ratinski Ratinski
    03/13/09

    @Hamsterpants: Thirk Rock was actually pretty awesome. Kristen's character was a male alien trapped in the body of six foot tall gorgeous blond human woman, and I thought it was interesting to see where she took that.


    As for who watches Two and a Half Men, the answer is: my brother. I've seen his TiVo, he can't deny it.

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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    03/13/09

    @Ratinski: My brother, too! And I always thought he had more self-respect/brains/hobbies than that.
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    Image of undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink
    03/13/09

    @Ratinski: I really liked her character. She was funny, and tough, but I liked that she was still girly sometimes.
    A lot more well-rounded than most female characters on TV these days.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/13/09

    In reply to Kristen Johnston: Hang Ten, Sweetie Darling
    Patsy would never drive herself. Unless drunk.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/13/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: Oh, and she better be half on the sidewalk and not parked in a space. Spaces are for rubes!
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    Image of Buenavista Buenavista
    03/13/09

    In reply to Kristen Johnston: Hang Ten, Sweetie Darling
    She's definitely doing that "Call me!" thing with her hands.
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    03/13/09

    @Buenavista: Or that "pour me another glass of bubbly, dahling" thing.
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    Image of SkipToMyLou SkipToMyLou
    03/13/09

    @Buenavista: Bish, plz. That is a classic "drinky drinky" motion, right there.
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