@IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I'm sure he's great, I'm just totally head-over-heels for Kristen Bell. In fact, if she ever reads this site, I should probably sit back and wait for the restraining order because I mention it a little too much. #lindsaylohan
@Breamworthy: For serious. It was a very informative interview. Who knew that Denzel Washington was a jackass, and Bette Midler is a bitch? But Tom Hanks is delightful. I kind of love Bronson Pinchot now. #lindsaylohan
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I finally figured out what Reese is talking about and the freedom is wonderful. I'm only 20, but I spent about eight years always questioning myself, my body, my mind. Finally letting yourself be comfortable with who you are is refreshing. I can't believe I spent so many years worrying about all that crap. No one else cared about it, but me. They were all worried about their own shit. #lindsaylohan
I wish LiLo could remove all contact with her parents until *she* is in a good place, mentally and physically, to figure out how to have a healthy relationship with them, if that's possible. It's been discussed ad nauseum how talented she was (and still probably is); it'd be nice to see her back on her A-game and not being discussed as tabloid fodder. #lindsaylohan
This is really not appropriate, but one of my favorite moments on South Park involves Tom Cruise....R Kelly.... and a closet. Forgive me. #lindsaylohan
@curiousgeorgiana: In all seriousness, this was one of the funniest things I had ever seen on TV (second only to Tobias's fire sale audition). #lindsaylohan
@curiousgeorgiana: I just read the above, immediately thought of THIS, and then thought "this was posted last night, someone HAS to have linked to Southpark". I salute you sir. #lindsaylohan
@lalaland13: Ohhh.. that is interesting... Like maybe he is an android and has trouble expression human sexuality. But, seriously, If you built an android, wouldnt you make him taller? #lindsaylohan
@lalaland13: If the Scientologists come knocking, Bronson's a Freemason. They can hide him with all those nifty conspiracy-theory powers they have to control the government. (as someone who comes from a Masonic family, i say this with tongue planted firmly in cheek!) #lindsaylohan
@lalaland13: When I think about Tom Cruise, I think about that Simpson's episode when Troy McClure is going to marry Selma. Homer is sure that Troy must be gay, Troy confesses he wishes he was just gay. He is actually...and all you see are Homer's freaked out eyes.
Whatever Troy McClure is...that's what Tom Cruise is. And it involves Muppets.
Road Rules Challenge's Wes has finally made good on his promise to promote his charity "Wes' Re-education School for Exes who Don't Fucking Believe in Each Other Good" by joining together Johnny and Kate once more. Atta boy! #jenniferaniston
Ok, this TLC thing is getting ridiculous. It's starting ot sound like they really are making it impossible for Jon to make a living or have any money. Is it really necessary to prevent him from ever working on a reality series ever again? What the hell else can he do? He has to support 8 kids as much as Kate does. He's an asshole but there comes a point where TLC is going for the pain.
@BytheSea: But he's in breach of his contract with them, and he's making money by violating a non-compete agreement that he signed. No one else would be permitted to get away with that, so why should he? If he wants to support his family, he can always go back to work, like the rest of us. #jenniferaniston
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Go read the Bronson Pinchot interview. You will not regret it. #lindsaylohan
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So everybody watched it on YouTube instead. Doh. #lindsaylohan
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I've never really been sure if Tom Cruise was gay. There seems something really fake about him, but I don't know if it's his sexuality. #lindsaylohan
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Whatever Troy McClure is...that's what Tom Cruise is. And it involves Muppets.
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And my girl-crush on Resse Witherspoon continues. Carry on. #lindsaylohan
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