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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/10/09

    In reply to "See, I'm Human, He's A Werewolf & The Other One's A Vampire."
    Don't cry for me, crazed preteen-ah. #newmoon
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11/10/09

    @morninggloria: The truth is I ne-ver liked you--
    the fangirl craze, your sad existence
    I swear, I promise
    I'll keep my distance. #newmoon
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/10/09

    In reply to "See, I'm Human, He's A Werewolf & The Other One's A Vampire."
    Now, there is a three-way that would not disappoint. If they added Chuck Bass, the subsequent Sexytime Exxxplosion would rend the time-space continuum as we know it, causing mild-mannered women to foam at the mouth and previously straight men to wear purple plaid. #newmoon
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/10/09

    In reply to "See, I'm Human, He's A Werewolf & The Other One's A Vampire."
    So, I totally agreed to go to a screening of New Moon on my birthday with some people I barely know because it gives me an excuse to ogle without feeling like a bad person. #newmoon
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/10/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Love it! I agreed to take my pre-teen half sister and four of her friends, ostensibly to chaperone them, but in reality merely to have someone to squeal with. My Dad is also paying for my ticket. Best. scam. ever.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment Edited by KikiCanuck at 11/10/09 5:35 PM KikiCanuck was starred KikiCanuck was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/10/09

    @KikiCanuck: I got to go see Warped Tour for free under a similar pretense! Of course, I ended up needing to drive 3 teenage boys home after stopping at a gas station to buy them beverages as none of them had bothered to drink anything in the 90 degree weather. #newmoon
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    11/10/09

    In reply to "See, I'm Human, He's A Werewolf & The Other One's A Vampire."
    God, is he legal yet? #newmoon
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    Image of FrabjousDay FrabjousDay
    11/10/09

    @brinkswomanship: The werewolf? Incredibly sadly, not quite. :(

    Sigh... #newmoon
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    Image of sangmo sangmo
    11/10/09

    @brinkswomanship: he's 17. #newmoon
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    brinkswomanship promoted this comment sangmo was starred sangmo was unstarred
    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    11/10/09

    @sangmo: @FrabjousDay: That makes me feel dirty... although still not as dirty as reading and enjoying *gasp* Twilight to start with. #newmoon
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    Image of lady_justice lady_justice
    11/10/09

    @brinkswomanship: Wait until Breaking Dawn. That one'll make you feel all kinds of dirty. #newmoon
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    Image of msridiculous447 msridiculous447
    11/10/09

    @brinkswomanship: And he's taken. By Taylor Swift. Gorgeousness abounds. #newmoon
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/10/09

    In reply to "See, I'm Human, He's A Werewolf & The Other One's A Vampire."
    "Check it out Rob, I can lift that reporter's skirt with my jailbait mental powers!"

    "Heh, nice one Taylor, but I just have to gaze at her and promise to shower." #newmoon
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/10/09

    @CurtCole: Um, I'm sorry, I think I might need a moment to collect myself after that mental image. #newmoon
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/10/09

    In reply to "See, I'm Human, He's A Werewolf & The Other One's A Vampire."
    Duck, duck, goose. #newmoon
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    11/10/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    I'm not nearly as repulsed by Russell Brand's bedroom as I thought I would be...It must be because he isn't in it. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    Why is Kate Winslet getting a nomination for The Reader NOW? The movie came out about a year ago! (Also: it wasn't that good.) #jenniferlopez
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    Image of jessacecilia jessacecilia
    11/09/09

    @LaComtesse: Oh, I liked The Reader! Revolutionary Road, on the other hand, was a major disappointment. Major. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/09/09

    @jessacecilia: I laughed out loud during R.R. it was so ridiculous. The Reader... it just didn't bring anything new to the conversation of post-war German guilt and culpability, imo. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of jessacecilia jessacecilia
    11/09/09

    @LaComtesse: I don't disagree with your take on The Reader but I did enjoy it. And I think my hope for R.R. was that it was going to be Titanic 2. I was so excited to see the two on the same screen together that I was severely disappointed when the film during out to be so drab.

    And also. who in god's name are the people who loved it so much? I'd like to talk to the Academy about this one.

    PS, glad we're talking about this a year later. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    At first glance, it kind of looked like Jennifer Lopez was checking her pulse in that photo. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    Andre is passionately anti-abortion but accepted his glamour model wife needed the procedure after a doctor told her there were "complications" with the pregnancy.

    Seriously, Andre? She had to terminate a pregnancy because of medical reasons and now you're upset because she's "betraying" you by talking about it? News flash, not everything is about you. You are not the victim in this. I never had strong feelings either way about either of them, but after reading this, I am strongly Team Jordan.
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/09/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: You know, an abortion is something horrible women do TO men out of spite. And then have the nerve to talk about it instead of hiding in shame in order to humiliate them farther, obviously.
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    Ailatan promoted this comment Edited by sarasasa at 11/09/09 8:17 PM sarasasa was starred sarasasa was unstarred
    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    If Josh's stripper didn't know he was married, why would she then ask him if he was Fergi's husband?
    More importantly, why am I giving this any thought? #jenniferlopez
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    Like I didn't already want to be Sophia Loren enough.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    Why is Jennifer Lopez wearing the Hamburglar's mask? #jenniferlopez
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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    This will probably be my first and last Kristen Stewart comment, but I wanted to post it to commend her on being aware of her grammar! I hope some of my students were paying attention. Go Kristin, grammar role model!
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    Image of ExtensionOfBob ExtensionOfBob
    11/09/09

    @cocobanal: But I feel like "using this grammatically incorrect" was really her only grammar mistake. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    11/09/09

    @ExtensionOfBob: Yes, but at least she cares about grammar! Or pretends to care. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    Wow. Russell Brand's pad is horrible. I thought he had more taste. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/09/09

    @Diziet_Sma: that place is so tacky. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of KLondike5 KLondike5
    11/09/09

    @Diziet_Sma: I wanted to like it but I really, really don't. I hope whoever buys it puts up the cash to take down all that black wallpaper. It looks like a giant speaker system. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/09/09

    @Diziet_Sma: What's with people thinking black and white are a perfect match for ANY occasion? Monochromatic homes are nearly uninhabitable. That said, that round bathtub is pretty awesome, too bad the rest of the bathroom is so ugly.
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    Ailatan promoted this comment Edited by sarasasa at 11/09/09 8:20 PM sarasasa was starred sarasasa was unstarred
    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/09/09

    @sarasasa: Agreed, I want that bathtub in my life immediately.

    Was anyone else surprised by the lack of sex dungeon, or just me? #jenniferlopez
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/09/09

    @CollegeCamel: Silly. The sex dungeon was there all the time, it's in our hearts!
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    Edited by TransFat at 11/09/09 8:45 PM TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
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