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    Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes

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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    10/14/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
    I love him so much not as much as his deceased mother, she sounds like a gem!
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    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    10/14/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
    I picture him saying these things with his accent and I fall out.

    Some are so over the top, they're hilarious. Of course if he were not outrageously talented nobody would care about his POV.
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    10/14/09

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Yeah I'm kind of loving him for letting his freak flag fly. There was a great New Yorker profile on him a few years back...
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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    10/13/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
    Congratulations, Jezebel, you've made me love him even more.

    I've always been a contrary little thing.
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    Image of Arginusae Arginusae
    10/14/09

    @lafleur: You're not the only one. I'm sorry, but he never disappoints. And he has this hilarious mixture of a German accent and a very affected intonation when he speaks French (and then occasionally throws in a word of argot that has everyone going "Wut?"), and of course he's going to say the most obnoxious things...I love it.

    It's weird, because I have no particular affection for provocateurs, but he's the exception. Plus, there are the clothes.
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    Image of Julicide Julicide
    10/13/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
    "I have no human feelings", etc.

    I'm glad he's Chaneled that energy and didn't become a serial killer.
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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    10/13/09

    @Julicide: I like your puns and imagining Kaiser Karl as Dexter.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    10/13/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
    So how long will it be before Megan Fox becomes the Lindsay Lohan to his Ungaro? They seem a perfect fit: riotously self-absorbed, yet transparently self-loathing, celebwhorious, lovers of sexyface, and quick with a terrible or ridiculous quote. Perfection.
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    Image of salthegeek salthegeek
    10/13/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
    Oh and he kinda looks like character out of a Final Fantasy game
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    Image of robyngraves robyngraves
    10/13/09

    @salthegeek: SEPHIROTH
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    Image of salthegeek salthegeek
    10/13/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
    As a guy and a video gamer , all that I know of him is that he has a radio station in GTA4. And He has loads of ipods.
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    Image of CoalMineCanary CoalMineCanary
    10/13/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
    Gosh, Karl. You're such a kunt sometimes.
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    Image of Snizzy-Snazz Bullets Snizzy-Snazz Bullets
    10/13/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes

    Oh Karl...
    I can forgive you because you gave us these shoes.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    10/13/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
    Karl Lagerfeld: The Prune of the Day.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/13/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
    It's so true that rabbits would have our heads if they could. I totally support the fur industry as long as it keeps those vicious bunny gangs under control.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    10/13/09

    @NellMood: It's true.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    10/13/09


    @NellMood:
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    10/13/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Curses!

    See Eleanor Ramilly's contribution. That is what I was going for, in a failing kind of way.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/13/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: The human/bunny wars are truly devastating.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    10/13/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: How many times has that scene come up on this website? It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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    Image of raphaela raphaela
    10/13/09

    @NellMood: I totally saw a rabbit driving a BMW the other day. He had a man's foot keychain! It was dyed blue!
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/13/09

    @NellMood: Bunnicula?
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    10/13/09


    @NellMood: Now, you can't tell me that this friendly lil guy means harm! I won't believe it!
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    10/13/09

    @Lymed: Yes! But only if you are celery.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/13/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: I see you found the ringleader.
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    Image of BisousCat BisousCat
    10/13/09

    @NellMood: It is a pressing public policy issue that has sadly not gotten the attention that it should. I say we should applaud all those brave souls who wear rabbit fur, as it is well known that the bunny gangs take names and settle all scores.
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    Image of BoatGirl BoatGirl
    10/13/09

    @NellMood: A bunny rabbit tried to kill me when I was 4. No lie - it bit my wrist and wouldn't let go and it took forever to stop the bleeding. Vicious little buggers.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/13/09

    @BoatGirl: I hope you wear a fur coat everyday with pride.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/13/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
    I love the way the Fug Girls always have him talking. It is hilarious. And looking at these pictures, I have decided that Tommy Lee Jones should play him in a film. He would be fabulous.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    10/13/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
    I think this is the first time I've seen his eyes. He'd be so plain without the glasses.
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    Image of AfroJezeBella AfroJezeBella
    10/13/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
    I kind of like his krazy. It's funny.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    10/13/09

    @*insert witty name here*: I LOVE him. Though I have never followed it, I also love his diet book.
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    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    10/13/09

    In reply to Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
    Is it weird that I think he looks better fat?
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    Image of Princess Leela Princess Leela
    10/13/09

    @sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: Poor man is clearly TERRIFIED of gaining back the weight. Methinks that's really where all the condescending "fat mom" remarks and such come from ...
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/13/09

    @sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: Part of it is how he dresses now. You would think he is covering up a drone body under all that black with the high collar.
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