oh yes, I went there

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I dunno about you ladies, but generally my major concern is making sure there is a LACK of moisture in those regions. The only time I want something slippy and slidey going on down there is during special times.

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Left moddle: (turns around, checks) "Nope, just regular type."

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Oh, those poor women.

Model, calling booking agent: "So, is there anything for me this week?"

Agent: "Oh, absolutely darling! The Look Good... Feel Better Campaign wants a dozen of you to walk around central London wearing shit-brown unmentionables, the bottom of half of which have the look of being inside-out, accented with a toilet-paper tail!"

Model: " *head-desk* "

Agent: "What was that noise, sweetie?"

Model: "Ummm." glances at bill pile "Nothing. How much does it pay?"

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