MEOUCH!!!! OH NOES! DIS MODDLE HAZ NO CAPSHUN!!!!! USE TEH AMAZIN ROFLBOT! AN POST SUGGGESSHUNS IN TEH COMMINTZ!!!!

Earlier:
Vogue Taunts Us With LOL-Worthy Horse
LOLVogue: I Purmd Mai Hare
LOLVogue: I Can Haz Locayshun Shewt? (Plus Contest!)
October's LOLVogue Contest: We Have A Winner
LOLVogue: Teh Billee Goatz Gruff (And Contest!)
LOLVogue: Sumwon Elss Kleanz Up (Plus Contest!)
LOLVogue: I Can Haz Wind Tunnel?
LOLVogue: All Dat Glitterz Iz Mah Pantz
LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid
French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?
I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français
LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters

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• Opponents of the Miss University London beauty pageant (which is not connected with the school) are hoping to get the pageant which they see as misogynistic and like a "cattle call" cancelled before the contest's grand finale in February. • A new study claims that women who must work to support themselves or their family have a higher hip-to-waist ratio which might be linked to androgens (which includes testosterone) which is linked to stamina and assertiveness. • A 1-week old English infant who was separated from her conjoined twin died on Tuesday after the surgery. Her twin sister is in stable condition. • Police in Uganda claim that violent gangs are robbing men by luring them with women who have chloroform on their chests and then stripping them once they are unconscious. • The UK Resource Centre for Women in Science, Engineering and Technology are calling for the next Doctor Who to be a woman. • An English cat named Mischief who is believed to be the world's oldest living cat celebrated his 125th birthday (or 27th in human years).• An English teenager's 16th birthday party was ruined when it was crashed by 400 wild party-crashers who found out about the party via Facebook. • A new study suggests that college women are unaware of some sexual assault risks related to drugging, such as leaving your drink unattended. • The ex-boyfriend of a 20-year-old woman in Florida (who can't remember his last name) stole a wig off of the woman's head while riding a bicycle.• New research shows that 1 in 5 women with breast cancer who are 65 or older delay or do not finish their treatment following breast cancer surgery. • Condom sales are up because having sex is the cheapest form of entertainment.• A recent study claims that women who exercise during pregnancy are more likely to have pre-eclampsia. • The first Australian evaluation of the HPV vaccine against hypersensitivity development reveals that a hypersensitivity reaction is rare in young women given the vaccine. • Researchers say that women who have more than two alcoholic drinks a day have a higher risk of developing atrial fibrillation, which can increase the risk of a stroke. • The Pentagon reports that during the 2008 fiscal year, enlisted soldiers and Marines divorced their spouses at the highest rate in the past 16 years. •

• Think breakups are rough in your 20s and 30s? Try getting dumped in your 90s. •A Japanese comedian named Nozomu Sato is enjoying success by impersonating Barack Obama. • From The "No Shit" Studies File: A new study has discovered the employees who are sexually harassed at their workplaces report less job satisfaction and lower levels of job performance. • A recent study in the UK reveals that a young girl's family and social setting determine her level of self-confidence in herself and may speed up the girl's need to give up her childhood. • The Illinois House unanimously passed a proposal on Wednesday that would allow hearsay evidence to be used in first-degree murder trials. The proposal may result in Drew Peterson being prosecuted on homicide charges. • Officials in Hamlin, Germany—the town known for being the setting of the "Pied Piper" legend—are complaining about a trash heap that is attracting rats. • An 112-year-old man is the oldest living Boy Scout in England after he rejoined the Scouts following a 100 year absence. • A 15-year-old boy and member of the "untouchable" caste in India was murdered by an angry mob because he wrote a love letter to a girl of a higher caste. • Police in Texas are looking for a male cat-owner who threatened shelter workers with a bat when they told him he had to pay a fee to release his cat. • Sure, everyone loves Kermit and Miss Piggy, but what about the unsung Muppet heroes? • A recent study conducted by the MacArthur Foundation has found that kids wasting their time on the internet will actually help them develop technological skills to succeed in the future. • Meet the real-life Lara Crofts who were tapped by the game's producers to promote the "Tomb Raider" video game since 1996. • A recent study reveals that heterosexual anal sex rates have doubled for adults from 1995-2004. • A cat gave birth to a two-faced kitten in Western Australia. •The myth that violence amongst girls has risen in recent years is just that, a myth. •

• Only one more day of having to listen to designers opine about politics! Marc Jacobs' L.A. windows are "set up with the Republicans menacingly on one side (with a particularly freaky-looking W) and brightly dressed Obama voters/supporters on the other. There's also a gun-toting Palin with a letter posted next to her image, which reads as follows: Dearest Citizens, I believe in, 1) No choice for you gals. 2) Creationism for you kids. 3) No rights for you gays and lesbians. 4) Everyone should own a gun! You gotta believe in something, baby!" [Racked]
• Stella McCartney throws an Obama-themed tea. I guess eating his face is an endorsement. [WWD]
• Meanwhile, Henri Bendel stays neutral: "Today, the store will unveil its bipartisan windows featuring a group of five mannequins dressed in the latest cocktail dresses from Chloé & Reese and Greta Constantine. The girls are flanked by red and blue polling booths, each one representing a political party. Today, each mannequin can be seen with a large question mark above its head, but Wednesday morning, the question marks will be removed and the group will be placed in front of the winning voting booth. Several pounds of confetti will be thrown over the group in celebration of that party’s win." [WWD]

• Rihanna's the face of Gucci's new "Tattoo Heart" campaign, which features, um, tattoo hearts on clothes. Some of the proceeds benefit Unicef. [Perez Hilton]
• The secret of Yves Saint Laurent's success? "He liked women to be beautiful." [Reuters]
• Wanna see a young female moddle in Lagerfeld drag? No? Don't click on this link. [FashionWeekDaily]
• Mod pioneer Mary Quant gets her own stamp! It features a mod bird in a mini and zip-top. [ElleUK]
• Did you know Zac Posen was a classically trained singer? Apparently it's why he's so into opera — hence his Lincoln Center arts leadership award for his commitment to supporting arts education. [WWD]
• Consignment stores continue to clean up. [WSJ]
• Apparently the new Kate Moss tell-all is a great read, even if it boils down to the moddle demanding, "Why the f**k can't I have fun all the time?" [Daily Mail]
• Speaking of models with drug scandals in their (recent) pasts: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has a new gig as the face of dothegreenthing.com. [Fashionista]
• A moddle we can actually get behind? Alek Wek. "I'm working with my uncle in the Sudan embassy in London to open a secondary school on the Nile in Susan. It would be made up of 50 per cent boys and 50 per cent girls...My father always stressed education. I didn't understand it when I was young but I understand now." [VogueUK]
• Christian Siriano, modest as always: "Also, designing Heidi’s gown for the Emmys was amazing, especially when I went to the afterparty and met Debra Messing. Debra told me, “Oh my God, I love your clothes, you’re a genius!” You never know who’s going to be a fan of your work." [Cosmopolitan]
• The city grounds to a halt as we all get our vote on; the Nylon girls are "Gone Voting!" [Nylon]
• Retail extravaganza Lucky Shops looks undimmed by the economy! Encouraging, or depressing? [FashionWeekDaily]