Kittens! So fluffy and lovable. So gentle and non-threatening. That is, until you threaten their property rights.

There are many brave warriors history remembers fondly—Achilles, William Wallace, my Aunt Betty who braved Black Friday in San Diego last year and got two iPads for the price of one—but now, there is finally a hero who trumps them all.

Alright, people don't get me wrong here. I'm all about that #TeamGoat (or #TeamSeal), but an adorable kitty video is an adorable kitty video, and I must respect that. Kitties! What are ya doing in that boot!? Who put you there? Were they aiming for an awful "Puss in Boots" pun? Because they succeeded.

Taylor Swift's new kitten Olivia Benson is very, very sleepy.

Everyone needs something of a mentor in life, and apparently that also applies to cats. 'Dear Kitten' is a pretty adorable ode to the housecat, from one disapproving but cultured cat to a fresh naïve kitten, the fool. Topics include, the luxury of wet food so special it is kept in "little armored metal casings," the…

The weekend is right around the corner. Are you ready? Are you prepared to get the party started? Well, these kittens have got us all beat because they never stopped partying in the first place.

Meet Boots, a double-amputee kitten who was saved from euthanasia who is learning to walk again with the help of specially designed orthopedic "house-slippers." And you're going to flip (spoiler alert: just like boots did) when you watch her try to take the stairs. The stairs!

This poor kitten got confused for a moment and thought he was a fish.

Here is exactly what everyone needs after this long weekend: A baby hand-feeding an adorable kitten his milk.

A meteorologist in Ohio saved a helpless kitten after a devastating tornado and reunited it with its family.

Sleepy kitty is so sleepy! Sleepy kitty just wants to sleep and cuddle but nope—it's time for kitty to wake up.

Wanna know what talent is? Talent is a trio of orange kittens dropping mad beats. Rhythm? They're too edgy for that, man. This is the freshest shit out there. DJ kittens > DJ babies.

A pair of kittens were accidentally boxed and mailed more than 130 miles this week.

Meet Sprinkles. Sprinkles is a tiny, adorable kitten with a tiny, adorable purple cast on her back leg. Sprinkles might actually be a robot engineered in an alien lab in order to destroy humanity by exploding all our hearts simultaneously, and I am A-OK with that.

Given the disproportionate fondness among bookish girls for a) cats and b) Disney's Beauty and the Beast, this kitten remake is particularly appropriate. Delightful features include the visibly bored cat recruited to play the Beast and the 8-year-old narrator, who simply breezes past lyrics that she does not know and…

I'm not sure what exactly this puppy has in his mouth (some sort of delicious meat bone food, perhaps) but whatever it is, the kitten really, really wants some.

Meet Mercury. He was found just a few days old, the bulk of his front two legs missing. Now he's a half-grown kitten who scampers around like a tiny tabby T-Rex.

Finally, a kitten-themed cartoon remake that speaks to all Jungian archetypes inside each and every one of us all at once. Thank. Goodness.

Let's be real. The Little Mermaid is (subjectively) pretty much the best Disney animated feature ever made. This movie's got everything: a talking crab, a lovelorn flounder, a sea witch that's an independent woman—part II—and a red-headed heroine with a wicked sense of style.

Soooo sleepy. So very, very sleepy indeed. It's hard to tell if these adorable kittens are more tired or more adorable than anything I've ever seen before.