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The Fat Cat Epidemic: Unfortunate, But Cute!

Rachel Ray explored the subject of pet obesity, which should be a shocking exposé (33 million overweight pets in this country? While there's a food crisis elsewhere? Holy mackerel-flavored Purina!) The truth is, it's hard to be upset when the fat felines are so damn squishable. And hey: How come overweight humans are subject to mean comments, while overweight kitties just get petted, fed and belly-rubbed? Sigh. Clip above.

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Florida Kittens Save Lives • NARAL Endorses Obama

Two kittens meowed so loudly when a Jacksonville, FL building was on fire that they woke up one resident who was able to help everyone get out before the flames gutted the building. • Naral Pro-Choice America has endorsed Barack Obama. • That has pissed off some other pro-choice peeps, like EMILY's List prez Ellen R. Malcolm, who calls the endorsement "...tremendously disrespectful to Sen. Clinton." • A new study has found that chocolate consumption during pregnancy may lower the risk of preeclampsia. • Has the demise of "you" in text messaging has been greatly exaggerated? A study found that "you" was used over "u" 9 times out of 10. • Some dude in Sweden turned his girlfriend's cell phone into a bugging device: He taped it to the headboard of her bed and when he called her he could hear what was being said in the room. • Um, beer-flavored, non-alcoholic beer for dogs. Why? • Don't go around saying people don't read books anymore; we're in a "second golden age" for teen fiction. • An interesting story about sperm competition contains this info: "Men — even those with vanishingly low sperm counts — ejaculate more healthy sperm if they masturbate while watching sexual videos than if they do it while staring at the ceiling." • More »

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Kitten Born With A Birthmark Love Note

A kitten was born in California this week with fur markings that look like they say "I <3 ." or "I Love Dot." What makes that such a big deal? The kitten's mom is named Dottie. Too cute! (Also, hearts on baby animals seem to be a trend: First there was the chihuahua from Japan with a heart-shaped spot on its fur, then the piglet born just this past February with a similar birthmark.) Clip above.

Meow! Check out Julie Newmar, the original Catwoman and "quintessential quality advocate," in this ad from the back of this week's AdWeek. She's letting everyone know that she's available to be a "corporate spokeswoman," and that she's "unretouched and unretired." If that's true, it's nuts. Girlfriend is 74! (Click image for full-size.) [Copyranter]

Birthday Girls Happy Birthday, Hello Kitty! The cutie cat turned 33 on November 1, and celebrates all month long! She's got partnerships with handbag designers, jewelry designers, and Barbie. Visit Sanrio.com and you'll see that Hello Kitty's got a new look — off-the-shoulder tunic tee, short shorts and boots. We liked her best when she was just a face on our pencil case, but we understand: A girl's gotta switch it up now and then. [New York Post, Sanrio]

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Al Gore Not Running For President, Son In Rehab: Coincidence? We Think Not

  • Al "I'm The Man Who Was Elected President, But Whatever I'm A Movie Star Now" Gore has "fallen out of love" with politics, he says. And thus will not be running for president... again. If this is true, what a drama queen! If this isn't true, what an even bigger drama queen! Simmer down, Al! (And if you need some help with that, we're sure your son has some pills that could help.) [CNN]
  • We [heart] brave kittens. Especially when they're better swimmers than we'll ever be. [ABCNews]
  • The list of that D.C. madam's hooker-hiring politicians goes public! God, this is going to be more entertaining to watch than an America's Next Top Model. [The Smoking Gun]
  • Taking "til death do us part" to a whole other level, a Welsh couple commit joint suicide after finding out that the husband had only a few weeks to live. In their suicide notes, they said they knew they could not live without one another. Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro: You guys are jokes. [Daily Mail UK]
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Fashion Blogger's Boyfriend Likes Cats, Probably Not Pussy

Agathe Bjornsdatter, the charming young Norwegian student behind fashion-blog Style Bytes, may be able to spot a fake Chanel from a mile away, but we're not so sure about her aptitude for straight men. More »