[Image via Dream Cats.]

[Image via The Itty Bitty Kitty Committtee.]

About the cutest jump ever, although it begs for a follow up: is the kitten okay and is the kitten still adorable?

Is there anything better than a kitten repeatedly running into a mirror and freaking himself out? Not at this exact moment, no. [Laugh Lines]

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[Image via Cute Overload.]

Meet Acea Schomaker, 20. He wanted his hyper kitten to "chill," so he stuffed her in a bong made from a clear plastic box. Cops say the cat was "dazed" when removed. [CBS News]

Sad news: Remember that baby red panda that was adopted by a domestic cat and her four kittens? The panda died, apparently after choking on milk. • Russia's booming economy (combined with weak borders and no laws for victim's rights) means more sex slaves and human trafficking. • An Army training plan to shoot live…

You may not want to watch this video. It stars Pete Doherty, Amy Winehouse in a bra, a baby mouse and a kitten. Nothing really happens, and yet. So disturbing. Click the picture to see embedded clip. [Perez Hilton]

• John Travolta goes all Tom Cruise and says to 'just say no' to psychiatric drugs. Believe us, we've tried. And all that happened was a lot of crying and a lot of weight-gain. [ABC News]
  
• Fatwa, shmatwa: Salman Rushdie will get knighted, despite outcry from Pakistani community. We say this will definitely make Top Chef…