<![CDATA[Jezebel: kitten]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: kitten]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/kitten http://jezebel.com/tag/kitten <![CDATA[Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?]]> This kitten begging for food is one of the cutest things we've ever seen. We just hope actual starvation didn't drive him to it. [YouTube via BuzzFeed]

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<![CDATA[TGIF]]>

[Image via Cute Overload.]

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<![CDATA[Dazed & Abused]]> Meet Acea Schomaker, 20. He wanted his hyper kitten to "chill," so he stuffed her in a bong made from a clear plastic box. Cops say the cat was "dazed" when removed. [CBS News]

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<![CDATA[Adopted Panda Passes Away • Woman Buys Baby For $1,000]]> Sad news: Remember that baby red panda that was adopted by a domestic cat and her four kittens? The panda died, apparently after choking on milk. • Russia's booming economy (combined with weak borders and no laws for victim's rights) means more sex slaves and human trafficking. • An Army training plan to shoot live pigs and treat their wounds to teach medics how to treat wounded soldiers has angered PETA. • A woman with a previous charge of plotting to steal another woman's infant claims to have bought a baby for $1,000 from an unknown woman.

• Domestic violence directed towards men goes largely ignored by the media. • A new analysis found that their are no well-constructed studies that show the benefits for removing ovaries during a hysterectomy, meaning that doctors are often guessing based on a woman's age if they should remove the organs or not. • A new study has found that many widowers are not told their wife's illness is terminal and are usually only informed within a week of the wife's death. • Cancer patients are seeing the benefits of writing about their emotions as they go through cancer treatment. • Artist Jocelyn Foye gets roller derby girls from LA Derby Dolls to make indentations in clay with their knees for an exhibition in California. • Women between the ages of 50 to 79 who get nine or more hours of sleep have a 60-70% increased chance of getting a stroke. • The 1995 film version of Sense And Sensibility sparked a rise in wedding requests for a 15th-century church in England, but a broken bell has seen those requests cool off. • A man found with bestiality porn (including octopus porn) avoids jail in Australia after it is revealed he is the most awkward and lonely dude in the world. • Girls in Tech, a group for women in the male-dominated technology field, opens a chapter in LA. • An Indian man tries to use an impostor wife to get a divorce. • Finally, some happy animal news: here's video of a bunny adopted by a cat (via Cute Overload).

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<![CDATA[Parental Guidance Suggested]]> You may not want to watch this video. It stars Pete Doherty, Amy Winehouse in a bra, a baby mouse and a kitten. Nothing really happens, and yet. So disturbing. Click the picture to see embedded clip. [Perez Hilton]

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<![CDATA[John Travolta Can Blow Us. Really.]]>

  • John Travolta goes all Tom Cruise and says to 'just say no' to psychiatric drugs. Believe us, we've tried. And all that happened was a lot of crying and a lot of weight-gain. [ABC News]
  • Fatwa, shmatwa: Salman Rushdie will get knighted, despite outcry from Pakistani community. We say this will definitely make Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi hot for her hubby again. [BBC]
  • Sen. Hillary Clinton issues statement calling President Bush "out of touch" in response to his vetoing of stem cell research bill. Honey, you're the one who picked a Celine Dion song as your campaign theme: Don't judge! [CNN]
  • And yet, Bill and Hillary Clinton will both be honored by VH1's 'Save the Music' come September. And again we say: Celine Bleeping Dion??? [USA Today]
  • Don't flush your bra but it's okay ok to flush a kitten if you're trying to save its life. [CNN]
  • Larry Birkhead says of daughter Dannielynn: "She has long legs and chubby little toes exactly like Anna's; it's like a mirror image." [USA Today]
  • The New York Times is raising its prices for its print edition; Times Select looks increasingly appealing. [Yahoo News]
  • 1 U.S. casualty identified. [DoD]
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