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    Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    Hungreh kitteh sez "Fish, plz."
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    Image of WantToTouchtheWahine WantToTouchtheWahine
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    Also, perhaps his name is Oliver Twist?


    Anyone remember Oliver and Friends?

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    Image of WantToTouchtheWahine WantToTouchtheWahine
    06/30/09

    @WantToTouchtheWahine: Oh, dammit. That's what I get for not reading the headlines.


    But still. Oliver and FRIENDS!!!

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    Image of WantToTouchtheWahine WantToTouchtheWahine
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    My silver tabby was just as vocal. Holy fuck I miss her.


    WHY must kitteh pictures always make me cry lately?!?!

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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    my cat doesn't beg. he just sits next to you while you are eating and grabs your hand to pull towards himself.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    Cat already has food - what does he want, a splash of nip?
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    Image of kaiwhakamarie kaiwhakamarie
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    My cat does that, even if he has food in his bowl. He thinks he has to have it 'refreshed'. Seriously. New food has to go on top of the old food before he'll eat it. And he'll sit there and beg until he gets it. Not that cutely, though (almost).


    He also eats with his paws. Anybody else have a cat that does that? He'll dig in his bowl, fish out a big clump and knock it onto the table, then eat it. Makes for a very big mess, the little bastard.

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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    06/30/09

    @kaiwhakamarie: My latest cat does that. He will not eat anything from the bowl. It must be on the floor. What is the deal?
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/30/09

    @kaiwhakamarie: One of my cats eats with her paws, but she leaves no mess. She takes out one piece of food at a time.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    06/30/09

    @kaiwhakamarie: My cat does that. (Not the paws thing, though, the needing-fresh-food thing.) I used to just pick up the bowl and shake it around, but he always saw through that.


    So now I only respond to those kind of meows when the bowl is close to empty. Otherwise I just wait him out until he gets so hungry that he just eats it. He is not the only one who can be stubborn.


    Or, in the words of my mom's license plate holder, "Do not start with me. You will not win."

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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    I was doing well resisting the cute until she got up on her back legs and put her paws together and started *actually begging* for food. Then it was like jaw dropping, eyes tearing up, heart palpitating cuteness.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    My dog just stares at me when he wants to be fed.


    STARESTARESTAAAAAAAAAAAAARE.


    FEED ME.


    STARESTARESTAAAAAAAAAAAAARE.

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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    06/30/09

    @wtfox?!: Somewhat like THIS?
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    06/30/09

    @marshmallory:
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    06/30/09

    @wtfox?!: They can mind-control you that way. Dogs (and cats) are psychic. Srsly.
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    It'll be less cute when he's 16+ lbs and doing that at 4:30 in the morning. Trust.
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    06/30/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: Or 12 years old, has a hyperactive thyroid and is slightly anemic, and does that while three inches from your face at 4:30 in the morning.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/30/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: @nawanda: @Uncommon Whore: You all need an automated feeder. Cats rarely wake me up in the morning any more. Although, if I am home and awake, the meowing still starts about 1 hour and 55 minutes before feeding time.
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    Image of MadFab MadFab
    06/30/09

    @Lymed:
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    06/30/09

    @Lymed: He wants wet food at that time, though, and my other kitty is ridiculously obese. If only it were that easy.


    @MissFiFi: I actually keep a glass of water for him on my nightstand... he likes to step over me to drink out of it.

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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    Oh my God, that is the cutest EVER! The little paws in the air and the FACE? That face!


    Yeah, I badly want a third cat but I think my boys wouldn't take kindly to it.

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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    I don't want that food! I want the food that you make for yourself!!!


    Please!! *clasps paws for the abject plea*

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    06/30/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: please go out and buy me some smoked salmon. raw. from whole foods. kthanxbye.
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    D'AWWW snorglysnorglsnorg
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    Oh, sure, but when I stand outside the Circle K squeaking for beer and corndogs it's "loitering" and "disturbing the public."
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    Aw, my chihuahua used to do that (minus the meowing) when he wanted...well anything.
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    06/30/09

    @Alexis Brown: My mom's chihuahua lays on her back and does that to get you to rub her belly. It is so cute/sometimes infuriating because she never stops.
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    Image of otherginger otherginger
    06/30/09

    In reply to Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
    I'd swear there is food in the bowl, though.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/30/09

    @otherginger: My cat always has dry food in her bowl, but she begs for the canned stuff I give her every evening. They know what they like, those kittehs.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    06/30/09

    @otherginger: That was my thought too! But if there is dry food in the bowl and my cat knows wet food is on the way, you'd better believe the volume on those meows gets turned way up.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    06/30/09

    @otherginger: Silly wabbit - that's DRY food.
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    06/30/09

    @otherginger: If the kitten is anything like some that I foster, even with dry food in the bowl, they'll absolutely go bonkers if they even see me holding a can of wet food. They become acrobatic circus kittens!
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    06/30/09

    @save jinger: My cat absolutely refuses to eat canned food. She will only eat her dry food, styrofoam*, or something that has glue/adhesive on it (like the lint roller)*.


    *I do not encourage this. It just happens whenever I bring home anything that has packing/packaging.

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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/30/09

    @shorty63136: Oh no! My cat ate a little string once, and I was terrified. But the rest of the time she eats all sorts of cat food and many kinds of human food. She especially loves dairy products.
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    Image of Chocolate Sex Bunny Chocolate Sex Bunny
    06/30/09

    @shorty63136: OMG I thought my cat was the only one who ate the clear glue off packages, tape, lint roller adhesive strips, Styrofoam, etc.


    Thank heavens she isn't alone in this terrible, crippling addiction.

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