And right! And left! And right! And left! Don't get lazy, kittens! You gotta WORK for that squeezable chubby wubby belly.
We were already stoked about Kitten Bowl — The Hallmark Channel's fuzzy wuzzy answer to Puppy Bowl — but it turns out this is gonna be even more meowvelous (sorry) than purrveiously (sorry) expecated (sorry).
We all knew it was coming — the day kittens would rise from their gutter homes, overthrow a corrupt puppy dictatorship, and the sun would finally rise on a new day — Feb. 2, 2014.
Independence Day Kitten Bowl.