Game of Thrones's Top Women Proved They Are Fucking Ready to Rumble

In an unexpected twist, Game of Thrones this week actually happened to satisfy, if temporarily, our innate desire for the good guys to win. But as “Battle of the Bastards” hammered home many times, none of us can be anything but what we are—and “no one can protect you”—and so, to reach its triumphant, series-pivotal…
Jon Snow Had a CIA-Style Code Name on the Game of Thrones Season 6 Set
The fate of Jon Snow this season was kept so quiet on set while filming that no one was allowed to even utter his name. According to Entertainment Weekly, who’s also apparently sat on this scoop for awhile and very likely had to sign some Beyoncé-level nondisclosure agreements, Game of Thrones cast and crew referred…
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The Shroud of Turin is a spiritual mystery, one of those pieces of religious significance that supposedly provides unmitigated evidence that Jesus of Nazareth was a being of supernatural importance: a swathe of linen placed over Jesus’s face post-crucifixion/pre-resurrection that was forever marked with an imprint of…
Jon Snow Is, Unfortunately, Definitely Toast
HBO has released the first official trailer for Game of Thrones Season 6! And while we could have done without the cheesy “Wicked Games” cover—come on—on a certain level it’s mournfully appropriate because it looks like Jon Snow is definitely dead as shit. RIP to the sexiest semi-celibate protector of a fantastical…
Don't Let This Pretty Little Fucker Fool You: Jon Snow Is Alive
Kit Harington is saying that he won’t be back on Game of Thrones next season. Guess what? HE’S LYING TO YOU.
7 Days in Hell Takeaway: What Does Kit Harington Really Look Like?
7 Days in the Hell, the HBO mockumentary about Wimbledon starring Andy Samberg and Kit Harington, is a fun romp that starts off weird and gets progressively more insane over the span of its smartly brief 45-minute run. The movie is a good time, particularly for tennis fans, or even for anyone who has a passing…
Update: No One Knows Kit Harington's Real Height
On Monday, we launched a multi-part investigation into the height of Kit Harington, an actor who claims to be 5’8, but is not 5’8. What began as a fun look into some questionable facts has, in the following hours, turned into something far more mysterious and sinister. Why? Because no one knows how tall Kit Harington…
Watch Kit Harington Watch a Trio of Jon Snow Impersonators
Kit Harington, whose pouting face and glossy locks appear weekly on Game of Thrones, stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. And so they brought on a trio of Jon Snow impersonators to do their best for the man himself. One read a box of Frosted Flakes, in character; another read some Sherman Oaks real estate…
Tennis Fans: Rejoice at Andy Samberg & Kit Harington's 7 Days in Hell
The long-awaited movie of my dreams, 7 Days in Hell, starring Andy Samberg and Kit Harington, will premiere on HBO on July 11 (the second to last day of Wimbledon). Featuring cameos by Serena Williams and John McEnroe, this mockumentary pits bad boy Samberg against by-the-book Harington, who are playing one another in…
Here Is Coldplay's Fake Game of Thrones Musical
NBC hosted its first Red Nose Day telethon last night to benefit children living in poverty (read more here), and a standout was Coldplay’s 12-minute long mockumentary on the making of Game of Thrones: The Musical.
Shut Your Pretty Little Whine-Hole, Jon Snow
When Game of Thrones sex monster Kit Harington isn't being drowned by the overlong hair they won't let him cut, he's stressing out about being sexualized. "To always be put on a pedestal as a hunk is slightly demeaning," he recently fretted to Page Six. "It really is and it's in the same way as it is for women. When…
Hello, Kit Harington in This Jimmy Choo Ad, You Exceptional Human You
Male actor Kit Harington has been tapped to model for a vaguely confusing but ultimately highly satisfying Jimmy Choo ad, in which the indubitably fly Harington is perched, Spider-manlike, atop a car windshield. It is beautiful, and it is essentially a parody of what many people consider high fashion to be.
Check Out Kit Harington's Haircut in the Testament of Youth Trailer
Jon Snow has lost his perfect, slightly bedraggled locks in favor of a shorter, straighter, more early 20th century English look for the upcoming BBC Films production of Testament of Youth. In adaptation of the best-selling World War I memoir of British writer, feminist, and pacifist Vera Brittain, Harington plays…
