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    Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    11/11/09

    In reply to Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
    I stopped following Rose McGowan when she tweeted about how horrible red light cameras are and she needed a way to hide her license plate from them. Because running red lights is so cool? #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/11/09

    @Ms Meghan: I should really find the study, but I've heard that the red light cameras cause more accidents than preventing them and are really about the money. Not entirely sure it's true, but makes sense to me. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/12/09

    @cailizma: Fair enough, but the cameras take your picture when you run red lights, which means you are trying to avoid the camera because you are running red lights. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/12/09

    @cailizma: Ditto on the "really should find the study," but I think the results were that the cameras caused more accidents, but less deaths. There were more fender-benders as people hit the brakes trying to avoid running the lights, but less t-bone collisions where cars running the lights got hit from the side. I guess getting hit from the side by an accelerating car is more deadly than getting hit from the back by a slowing car. Anyway, they're probably still mostly for money. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
    I'm impressed Demi was driving a 5 y/o car. Not that that's really old, but in my mind stars throw away their Bentleys at the end of the week because they have fingerprints on the door handles. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    Yeah, Scott Baio. If only America were more like North Korea and Iran. Because the citizens of those countries have so much love for their government. There economies are so stable. No one has a hard time finding a job, no one is discriminated against, there are never wars, and Kim Jong Il literally shits rainbows and puppy dog smiles! Did you hear Obama shits, like, actual digested food?! What a creep!

    People like Scott Baio should be forced by time-continuum holes back into the wretchedly acid-washed universe of the 80s, where even the Vaseline smeared on the camera lens can't disguise his burning stupidity. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    Rivers never changes! #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    Um yes, it would be so great if the U.S. could be more like North Korea and Iran. Is this a new Republican strategy that I've missed? Are North Korea and Iran no longer the Axis of Evil or whatever, according to them? Maybe Iran is the Republicans' version of where they want to run to now that Obama is President, like the liberals' Canada/Sweden. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    Oh Kirstie... from one fattie to another, just concentrate on eating healthy and exercising. If something's still missing, see a shrink, they can help get to the root of- oh wait... #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    Kathy Najimy's tweet reminded me that I won a free fire eating class and I really should cash that in. Mostly because I want to hang with Kathy Najimy on the beach. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think having a fire-eating on the beach with Kathy Najimy story would be the best. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    Where are these young new age hippies spinning fire with Kathy Najimi and where do I sign up? #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @rodmanstreet: #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @rodmanstreet: If you find out, let me know. :) #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    I love this "hard working Americans" bullshit...because people come here illegally from other countries, and then live like kings on welfare and food stamps! Reality check, Scott Baio: most illegal immigrants work harder than you ever will, definitely for far less money, many at jobs you would never even imagine could exist. Many have multiple jobs. And many send most of their paycheck(s) home to their families. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @toastandlove: I knew Scott Baio liked Reagan, but I thought he was a California Republican, not a wherever-Joe-Wilson-is-from Republican. They're still trying to pretend the healthcare plan would cover illegal residents? They could just Read The Damn Bill already. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @toastandlove: Yeah, that is pretty rich from someone with a third-tier reality show. (Has he done anything else in the last ten years?)

    (I mean, it would be obnoxious in general, but it crosses the line into self-parody in this instance.) #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @alula: Sadly, he was on Arrested Development. But only to repeat the original Happy Days joke - he replaces Henry Winkler as the family lawyer. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @toastandlove: And also....you DO NOT qualify for public benefits if you do not have any citizenship. So we are not paying for illegals for food stamps, welfare, etc. They are under the radar, washing your dishes and picking your vegetables and mowing your lawn you prick. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @lobsterswithmittens: I am firmly on Team Zuckerkorn. He is very good.

    And you know it must have been killing Scott to play opposite Ellen's (then) girlfriend (now wife).
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    11/09/09

    @toastandlove: also you can't get any welfare benefits as an undocumented immigrant or get a drivers license in most places, including CA. Do all of his tweets involve Republican bullshit? #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @lobsterswithmittens: Wow, I have no memory of that. I need to rewatch AD (although not for Scott Baio--I know I missed a few when it was on.)

    He's still not going to make anyone's list of hardest-working actors, though. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @toastandlove: Ooh, new reality show idea: Scott Baio spends a week working in meat processing plant, then a week picking strawberries, then a week cleaning houses for $7 an hour. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @MegiEr: @sheenapunk: Thanks for pointing that out as well, guys! #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @Bitingpika: $7? Try $3 or $4, or less. As I understand it, most illegal/migrant/undocumented workers work for a set amount per day, say $30, but their day is 10-12 hours.

    So not only does he have to do those jobs, he has to stand around at 5 in the morning with the rest of the workers, hoping to get picked up as a day laborer, not knowing what job he'll be doing or how much money he'll bring home that day. Then he can sleep in a tiny room with 10 other dudes, and send away 50-75% of his paycheck. It can be a charity benefit. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @toastandlove: Most of the parents I work with are undocumented, but fairly settled and thus in a better position - but their younger relatives do the street corner temp office thing. Yeah, I'd like to see Scott Baio do that for a while. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @toastandlove: I love the people who pretend that illegal immigrants don't pay taxes. The majority of illegal immigrants do pay taxes, because they are hyper law-abiding in order to avoid drawing attention to themselves and getting removed. (Removal = USCIS's latest term for deportment.) This was noted in the case Plyer v. Doe, where the court said a Texas county couldn't deny the children of illegal immigrants a free public education. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    Who wants to charter a plane and drop Chachi off at the North Korean Border? #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/10/09

    @bitingfairy: Don't count on getting rid of him that easily. Even isolated and culture starved North Koreans would surely find him annoying and send him back. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    See guys? Audrina's eyes are just cast heavenward. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @J.D.Regent: HAHAHA! #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    Hey Scott Baio, if Iran and North Korea are so awesome, why don't you illegally cross the border into one of them? #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    Good thing Joanie loves you, Chachi, because I believe the Jezzies loathe you. And you of all people, should not be talking about hard working Americans. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    I know that Twitter doesn'y necessarily advocated proper punctuation and grammar, but at least put a little bit of effort into it, Kim Kardashian. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/10/09

    @JessickerFletcher: I know that Twitter doesn'y necessarily advocated proper punctuation and grammar, but at least put a little bit of effort into it, JessickerFletcher.

    /Fixed #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/10/09

    @That-Dude: also "advocated."

    'twas sarcasm. Sheesh. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/10/09

    @JessickerFletcher:

    Sarcasm? If you say so . . .

    /s/

    Kim's Internet Police #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
    Scott Baio, please remind me...what work do YOU do? #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @bluewine: I believe his new reality show is premiering tonight. I think it's called Scott Baio is 48 and Ignorant #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @JessickerFletcher: Heh, seriously. And I know my original statement is besides the point, but people like him make me SO ANGRY. The people who whine the loudest about people stealing from hard-working 'Murrcans seem to be the ones who do the least work. Grrrr. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/09/09

    @bluewine: I myself can never understand how the immigrants are lazy AND will steal all our jobs. One or the other, people, but both just doesn't make sense. #kirstiealleytwitter
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