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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/09/09

    In reply to Sarah Silverman Figures Out Why Chick Flicks Suck; Kirstie Alley Forgives Tiger
    Nick, are you trying to seduce me? Because you are making me giggle today.
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    Image of Thus Spake KATE! Thus Spake KATE!
    12/09/09

    In reply to Sarah Silverman Figures Out Why Chick Flicks Suck; Kirstie Alley Forgives Tiger
    lame diablo, lame.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/09/09

    In reply to Sarah Silverman Figures Out Why Chick Flicks Suck; Kirstie Alley Forgives Tiger
    But Stacy, what else am I going to do at a red light?

    Also...what if that text was the code to disarm the bomb in the white house? ONLY I CAN STOP IT STACY, only I, can stop it (I should write for 24, this is gold).
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    Edited by TransFat at 12/09/09 8:56 PM TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    12/09/09

    @TransFat: I smell Emmys!
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    12/09/09

    @SUNNY1: It's that easy ;)
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    12/10/09

    @TransFat: Oh no! Jack is stuck without a wireless signal, what will happen!
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    12/09/09

    In reply to Sarah Silverman Figures Out Why Chick Flicks Suck; Kirstie Alley Forgives Tiger
    Preach, Sarah!!!!
    And it's definitely not just chick flicks she's talking about... The Apatow films are soooo guilty of this.
    And even though I love Nick Kroll with the white hot heat of 1000 suns, his show, The League, may as well not have any female characters.
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    12/09/09

    In reply to Sarah Silverman Figures Out Why Chick Flicks Suck; Kirstie Alley Forgives Tiger
    "Just step up and give $ to people who really need it. FORGIVEN"

    Kirstie, do you want an island too? Is that was this is?
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    Edited by SUNNY1 at 12/09/09 8:40 PM SUNNY1 was starred SUNNY1 was unstarred
    Image of The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...)
    12/09/09

    @SUNNY1: Yeah, Kirstie, doing a Good Thing for one person does not give you bonus points to use on past/future Evil Deeds.
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    12/09/09

    @The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...): I agree, but I actually see part of what she's saying.

    If you think of all of the hush-hush money celebrities pay to keep their dirty secrets quiet and WHO that money goes to....I think it really would be better spent on giving to those in need rather than protecting your image. It also seems to just reinforce the gold diggers looking for any reason to manipulate and exploit celebrities because if they can just find something to hold against someone with a ton of money, they've hit the jackpot. And frankly, they seem to suddenly gain a platform that I don't think they deserve, trying to milk their 15 minutes of fame for all they can.

    It doesn't make up for all of his skeezy douchebaggery but it does seem like a better thing to do with your money than to give the millions of dollars to protect his image.
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    Image of The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...)
    12/15/09

    @tinytm11: Oh, I do see this part of your argument and can agree with you...I just don't think the scenario you describe (charity, that is) is likely to occur. Not at this point in our craptastic pop culture.
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    The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) was starred The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) was unstarred
    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    12/09/09

    In reply to Sarah Silverman Figures Out Why Chick Flicks Suck; Kirstie Alley Forgives Tiger
    John Mayer, I was just beginning to like you.
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    Image of tehcutie tehcutie
    12/09/09

    @SUNNY1: What does it even mean?? Makes no sense - I don't think it's a typo. ahhhh
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    12/09/09

    @tehcutie: See... the place is called Restoration Hardware but he noticed that "restoration" sounds a bit like "reparations" and then he turned it into a hilarious black joke.
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    12/09/09

    @tehcutie: there's a store called Restoration Hardware. he is taking his black friend to Reparation Hardware.
    yeah. its not up to par with some of his other twitts
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    12/09/09

    @MyNameIsChris: I confess I've been to a few Restoration Hardwares, but I still just don't get it. Like, I get that's it's probably a joke in bad taste, but what message is he trying to convey here? Looting? Cultural criticism? It just seems like nonsense to me. :/ I think I'm over-thinking twitter.
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    Image of LilyBonesBurana LilyBonesBurana
    12/09/09

    In reply to Sarah Silverman Figures Out Why Chick Flicks Suck; Kirstie Alley Forgives Tiger
    What does it mean, in terms of execution of sentiment, when Hefner is "serious" about one of his three girlfriends?

    She gets to sleep in the big-boy bed and not get married to him, like Holly?

    I ask in sincerity.
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    Image of Ruby_de_la_Booby Ruby_de_la_Booby
    12/09/09

    @LilyBonesBurana: She just changed his soiled Depends. That's what it means.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment Ruby_de_la_Booby was starred Ruby_de_la_Booby was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/09/09

    In reply to Sarah Silverman Figures Out Why Chick Flicks Suck; Kirstie Alley Forgives Tiger
    Michael Ian Black's tweet bothers me. Because it reminds me that he's married and I have no chance with him.
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    Image of nobodyr nobodyr
    12/09/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Not that he's broadcasting his wife's vagina's situation to the world?
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) promoted this comment nobodyr was starred nobodyr was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/09/09

    @nobodyr: Well, I have strange priorities...
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    Image of Angry Angel Angry Angel
    12/09/09

    @nobodyr: Perhaps she was baking bread. That's what I'm telling myself in order to keep the gross mental images to a minimum.
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    Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole promoted this comment Angry Angel was starred Angry Angel was unstarred
    Image of cand86 cand86
    12/09/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): At this point in time, I've been single so long, I'd love for someone to tell me I smell yeasty.
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    Image of hughman hughman
    12/09/09

    @cand86: she should tell him he smells "cheesy".
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    12/09/09

    @Angry Angel: I bake bread a lot. Partly to eat it, and partly to make my house smell lovely and yeasty. Now I wonder if I'm walking around smelling yeasty, hmm.
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    Image of sweetnsassy2 sweetnsassy2
    11/22/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    The way she introduces celebrities is like the number 1 reason Oprah annoys the shit out of me. Which makes this compiliation=awesomeness
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    Image of freewrite freewrite
    11/21/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Thank you, JEZEBEEEEELLLLLLLLL!
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    bess marvin, girl detective promoted this comment freewrite was starred freewrite was unstarred
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    11/21/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    This is art.
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/21/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I always thought Debra Wilson from MadTV did a wonderful job of imitating the Oprah yell.

    Also, the amount of hairstyles she's had is astounding. Recently I had someone ask me why I can wear my hair in like, 4 different styles in a single week and I just said, there's a lot of versatility with "black" hair. Oprah is evidence of that.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/21/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I love that. It just shows that no matter how famous she got she still was excited to meet other famous people.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I am at the airport, flight is late, and I just told my boyfriend "I am going to LOVE this."

    Yeah, I loved it.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    When does she introduce LIZZZZZZ LEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNN!!?
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