Oh man, my super secret daydream of one day doing something really remarkable and getting invited on Oprah and introduced in that long, drawn-out-vowels way while a bunch of well-dressed middle class Americans smile and clap is fading away. This hurts.
"Why isn't anyone talking about the charity work and all of the charitable organizations that Carrie's involved in?"
Why doesn't SHE start talking about her charitable work? Does she do any? Who the hell would know; all she's done is whine about being a victim. But she's got that down to a T.
Jesus, Kristen Stewart, I've defended you over and over again. Don't start with this women are from venus men are from mars anti-feminist ugly stereotyping.
See, I thought "innate female qualities" were things like the ability to breastfeed. I didn't realize being fickle was on that list - thanks for clearing that up, Kristen.
Shut up Kristen Stewart. The only innate female quality I can think of is having two X chromosomes. Being fickle isn't a female quality. Also I think you meant feminine, because quality does not have a gender.
Well, I hope that Twilight hasn't completely sucked (pun intended) Chris Weitz's will to make movies; I loved About a Boy, In Good Company, and even American Pie. I hope he's got a few more good ones in him.
I stopped following Rose McGowan when she tweeted about how horrible red light cameras are and she needed a way to hide her license plate from them. Because running red lights is so cool? #kirstiealleytwitter
@Ms Meghan: I should really find the study, but I've heard that the red light cameras cause more accidents than preventing them and are really about the money. Not entirely sure it's true, but makes sense to me. #kirstiealleytwitter
@cailizma: Fair enough, but the cameras take your picture when you run red lights, which means you are trying to avoid the camera because you are running red lights. #kirstiealleytwitter
@cailizma: Ditto on the "really should find the study," but I think the results were that the cameras caused more accidents, but less deaths. There were more fender-benders as people hit the brakes trying to avoid running the lights, but less t-bone collisions where cars running the lights got hit from the side. I guess getting hit from the side by an accelerating car is more deadly than getting hit from the back by a slowing car. Anyway, they're probably still mostly for money. #kirstiealleytwitter
I'm impressed Demi was driving a 5 y/o car. Not that that's really old, but in my mind stars throw away their Bentleys at the end of the week because they have fingerprints on the door handles. #kirstiealleytwitter
Yeah, Scott Baio. If only America were more like North Korea and Iran. Because the citizens of those countries have so much love for their government. There economies are so stable. No one has a hard time finding a job, no one is discriminated against, there are never wars, and Kim Jong Il literally shits rainbows and puppy dog smiles! Did you hear Obama shits, like, actual digested food?! What a creep!
People like Scott Baio should be forced by time-continuum holes back into the wretchedly acid-washed universe of the 80s, where even the Vaseline smeared on the camera lens can't disguise his burning stupidity. #kirstiealleytwitter
Um yes, it would be so great if the U.S. could be more like North Korea and Iran. Is this a new Republican strategy that I've missed? Are North Korea and Iran no longer the Axis of Evil or whatever, according to them? Maybe Iran is the Republicans' version of where they want to run to now that Obama is President, like the liberals' Canada/Sweden. #kirstiealleytwitter
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Why doesn't SHE start talking about her charitable work? Does she do any? Who the hell would know; all she's done is whine about being a victim. But she's got that down to a T.
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People like Scott Baio should be forced by time-continuum holes back into the wretchedly acid-washed universe of the 80s, where even the Vaseline smeared on the camera lens can't disguise his burning stupidity. #kirstiealleytwitter
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