Kristen Stewart and Lindsay Lohan Bond During Paparazzi Bitchfest

Lindsay Lohan — who has somehow managed to convince grown-ass adult law officials who are not her parents that she shouldnnnn't have to go to rehab until after Coachellaaaaa, that would be SOOO unfaiiiiiir! — is spending her last few days of freedom hanging out with her boyfriend, musician Avi Snow (Says Snow… »3/28/13 9:00am3/28/13 9:00am

Jennifer Aniston and Her Huge, Huge Engagement Ring Are Planning Their Wedding

The noted tabloid duality of Jennifer Aniston—beautiful, charismatic millionaire actress or SAD CRONE FISHWIFE FROM THE LAND OF THE UNLOVED WOMEN?!!!—finally comes to an end soon because she's planning her wedding to Justin Theroux. Yes, folks, the dude who was on one episode of Sex and The City as a premature… »2/27/13 9:00am2/27/13 9:00am

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Are Never Ever Getting—Oh, Fuck It

Nothing gold can stay, including Taylor Swift and Harry Styles' brief foray into exclusivity. New reports claim that Haylor has ended their 65-day-and-one-Press Baby relationship after a disastrous New Year's Eve in the British Virgin Islands. As the Daily Mail quaintly puts it, the two "had an almighty row," after… »1/08/13 9:00am1/08/13 9:00am

Yet Another Sheer Dress for Kristen Stewart at the On The Road Premiere

Last night at the New York premiere of On The Road, Kristen Stewart continued her Tour de Sheer Ensembles, reveling in Faux Nudité. As you may recall, Le Stew wore a lacy sheer gown to the LA premiere of Twilight and a see-through lace jumpsuit to the UK premiere of that movie. But for Jack Kerouac, Kizzle Stizzle… »12/14/12 6:20pm12/14/12 6:20pm

Bachelorette Has Bridesmaids, but Also Blow, Bulimia and Bitterness

It's unfortunate, in a way, that Bachelorette came out after Bridesmaids. The story was actually a stage play in 2010 (when it was, sigh, compared to Sex And The City), and although there are bridesmaids at the heart of the story, Bachelorette is quite different. In Bridesmaids, when Maya Rudolph's character… »9/07/12 4:10pm9/07/12 4:10pm

Isla Fisher Talks About the Time Her Mom Got Tea-Bagged

What should a morning show expect when they invite on three edgy young actresses to promote a dark and raunchy wedding comedy? Talk of lace frocks and little white gloves? Tips for being the ultimate hostess? A rousing discussion on needlepoint? No? How about some good ol' fashioned stories about tea-bagging, the… »9/05/12 10:50am9/05/12 10:50am

Today in Hell Yes, Here's The Trailer For Bachelorette (Not The Chris Harrison One)

Admittedly, it's a little disconcerting to acknowledge that the post-Bridesmaids "bridesmaids behaving badly/horribly" is now a common movie trope, since there are many other settings for women to lose their shit that aren't about wedding insecurities. (The DMV! A McDonalds Playplace ball pit! Hershey Park! Anywhere… »7/21/12 2:00pm7/21/12 2:00pm

Chris Colfer Publishes Novel, Makes You Realize What You Could Have Done At 22 If You Hadn't Been Hungover

We've lost count of how many "threats" Glee star Chris Colfer is at this point: dancing, singing, acting, onscreen ascot-wearing, a 2011 Time Magazine Influential Person, and now novel-writing. Sextuple threat? The Golden Globe winner and two-time Emmy nominee's debut novel, a fantasy called The Land of Stories: The… »7/17/12 9:00am7/17/12 9:00am

Sexual Black Widow Michelle Obama Catches George Clooney in her Presidential Web

A special report by British investigative powerhouse the Daily Mirror lifts the lid on Michelle Obama's proclivity towards surrounding herself by handsome famous men – the First Lady ensnaring George Clooney and other sexy luminaries under the pretext of a formal dinner at The White House. Though guests believed they… »3/15/12 9:00am3/15/12 9:00am