<![CDATA[Jezebel: kip pardue]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: kip pardue]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/kippardue http://jezebel.com/tag/kippardue <![CDATA["Secrets" From Jennifer Love Hewitt's New Dating Book]]> Jennifer Love Hewitt is writing a relationship advice book, The Day I Shot Cupid. She certainly has the qualifications!

Hewitt has been linked to Craig Ferguson, Carson Daly, Joey Lawrence, Wilmer Valderrama, Patrick Wilson, Kip Pardue, John Mayer, LFO's Rich Cronin, ex-fiancé Ross McCall and now Jamie Kennedy. In January of last year, she penned a piece for Esquire titled "10 Things You Don't Know About Women."

For her book, Hewitt promises to share "the real story of what I've learned navigating the dating waters." She says: "Hopefully, in addition to having a good laugh, women reading this will learn from some of my hard lessons." Since very little information is available, we've chosen some chapter titles with familiar names and speculated what Ms. Hewitt will write about::


Chapter 1: Can't Hardly Wait
— In which we learn how much time is appropriate before calling/texting a guy after he's called or texted you.

Chapter 2: Party Of Five
— In which Hewitt describes the phenomenon known as "group dating." Arrange an evening where your friends and and the guy you like just hang out together. Revolutionary!

Chapter 3: I Know What You Did Last Summer
— Delving into your man's past for clarity and peace of mind. Sidebar on "men with a full past." See: John Mayer and Wilmer Valderrama.

Chapter 4: I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

— Learning to let go of the past.

Chapter 5: Heartbreakers
— Do you say to yourself, "He got the best of me"? Do you keep on going back incessantly? Do you wonder why he had to run a game on you? Should you have known right from the start he'd go and break your heart? Sidebar by guest author Mariah Carey.

Chapter 6: Ghost Whisperer
— Turning to the occult for love advice. Don't be afraid to use psychics, tarot cards or Ouija boards!

Chapter 7: The Time Of Your Life
— You've met a Mr. Right! Here's how not to fuck it up.

Chapter 8: Kids Incorporated
— First comes love, then comes marriage, then come rugrats in a $900 Bugaboo stroller.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Writing a Relationship Advice Book [People]
Earlier: The Esquire Map To Jennifer Love Hewitt's Dating History
Related: 10 Things You Don't Know About Women: Jennifer Love Hewitt [Esquire]

]]>
http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5296981&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[The Esquire Map To Jennifer Love Hewitt's Dating History]]> Jennifer Love Hewitt, whose womanly allure has been well chronicled, is no slouch in the dating department. She's been linked to hotties near and far, including talk show hosts Craig Ferguson [Yum. -Ed.], and Carson Daly, teen heartthrobs Joey Lawrence and Wilmer Valderrama, rising stars Patrick Wilson and Kip Pardue, singers John Mayer and LFO's Rich Cronin, and last, but certainly not least, Ross McCall (her now-fiance). So it's no surprise that Jennifer was asked to contribute to Esquire's regular recurring feature "Ten Things You Don't Know About Women," in which well-known ladies offer up advice on how to deal with the fairer sex. Looking at Jennifer's column, we wondered: Which one of the men mentioned above inspired her advice or earned her ire? Our guesses, after the jump.



Thing You Don't Know About Women #1: "PMS is not a lame excuse to be able to yell at you. It's a great excuse."
Who It's About: John Mayer. Wouldn't you want an excuse to yell at him, too?

Thing You Don't Know About Women #2: "We really can pump our own gas. It's just that we've got this fantasy of you as a '30s-era full-service station attendant. You'd look so cute in the hat."
Who It's About: Patrick Wilson. He would look cute in any hat. Or without any hat. Or without any clothes...

Thing You Don't Know About Women #3: "We're not complimented when you call your ex a slut. She dated you, too. So what are we?"
Who It's About: Carson Daly. He was engaged to Tara Reid. Nuff said!

Thing You Don't Know About Women #4: "We're smart enough to know that smell is always the dog."
Who It's About: Craig Ferguson. He looks gassy.

Thing You Don't Know About Women #5: "Yes, we can dish it out."
Who It's About: Wilmer Valderrama. He was probably skeezing on other starlets all the time (see Lohan, Lindsay; Moore, Mandy) and deserved a stern talking to.

Thing You Don't Know About Women #6: "No, we can't take it."
Who It's About: Wilmer again. Bet he has a sass mouth.

Thing You Don't Know About Women #7: "We want to raise children. We just don't want you to be one of them."
Who It's About: LFO's Rich Cronin, solely because he was behind the lyrics: "New Kids On The Block, had a bunch of hits/ Chinese food makes me sick." Those had to be written by someone with the mentality of a seven year old.

Thing You Don't Know About Women #8: Women are meant to talk and men to listen. We don't want to be fixed; we want to be heard.
Who It's About: Kip Pardue. The insouciant smirk always plastered to his face makes us think he wouldn't be the best listener.

Thing You Don't Know About Women #9: "When we ask if you've had any work done, it's because we want to know what our kids will really look like."
Who It's About: Carson Daly. Have you seen his face recently? He looks like an entirely different person.

Thing You Don't Know About Women #10: "When we ask you how we look, it's okay to lie; when we ask you how she looks, you better lie."
Who It's About: Ross McCall. This is advice he should keep with him for the future.

Jennifer Love Hewitt: 10 Things You Don't Know About Women [Esquire]
Jennifer Love Hewitt [Who's Dated Who]

Earlier: The Esquire Map To...Minnie Driver's Dating Life
Women We Love

]]>
http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=348043&view=rss&microfeed=true