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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    Scott Baio is just the poor man's Tony Danza.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    hey, everyone.....step. away. from. the. twatter.

    see, now! doesn't that feel better?
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    Image of bookling bookling
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    Wait, what happened during Adam Lambert's performance that candace Cameron is upset about? I can't find a video of his performance anywhere.
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    Image of chersolly chersolly
    11/23/09

    @bookling: He kissed a boy. She didn't like it.
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    Chamalla,barren crone promoted this comment chersolly was starred chersolly was unstarred
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    11/23/09

    @bookling: I believe I saw a picture earlier that showed him shoving a guy's head into his crotch. Come on, Candace Cameron. It's all in good, gay fun.
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    11/23/09

    @bookling: I think it was because it was so god-awful. And here you go. Present!

    [www.rickey.org]
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    11/23/09

    @madeofawesome: Oh, thanks for that. They censored it on the west coast? Wow. Did they censor the kiss or the face-crotch bit? Because (though the song was pretty bad) I feel like this is not the raunchiest thing I've seen on TV.
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    Image of KATE! KATE!
    11/24/09


    @you've got red on you: seriously. come on cameron, its rock and roll! and its certainly not anything new.
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    11/24/09

    @bookling: It was the fake oral, I believe. It's definitely not the raunchiest thing on TV. I just think the performance was really sloppy and the song was terrible. I felt bad for him.
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    I'd say Baio was a prick, but I like my own too much to compare him to one.

    He's a taint. I have no strong feelings for my taint.
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    11/24/09

    @logruszed: !!!The laughter. It hurts!!!
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    Scott Baio---suck it.

    Candace Cameron-- what are you, 12? It was gross. Like totally ewwww. He's got cooties. Gay cooties. Shut it.
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!
    11/23/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: After watching the performance Lambert could have blown someone on stage and it wouldn't have covered up how bad that song is.
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was starred Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was unstarred
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    11/23/09

    @Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!: Yeah, the song was not great.

    I've got my fingers crossed that the rest of the album is better.
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    11/23/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Just keep in mind that Candace is Kirk Cameron's sister. We're lucky she's not chasing Lambert down chucking Bibles and copies of "Origin of Species" at him.
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    11/23/09

    @vulcanized: The leather-bound King James Annotated Version makes a particularly good projectile.
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    11/23/09


    @curiousgeorgiana: Does she remind anyone else of Amanda Palmer?

    (Amanda Palmer, if you're reading this: please don't kill me.)
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment Edited by pajanguin at 11/23/09 10:15 PM pajanguin was starred pajanguin was unstarred
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    11/23/09

    @pajanguin: YES.

    #tips
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    Kim Z's dress looks like a costume for the Dolly Parton on Ice show. Except Dolly has way better wigs and would rock the hell out of that dress. Kim just looks like she got stood up at the 24 Hour Elvis Presley Hound Dog Drive-Thru Wedding Chappel. By Elvis.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/23/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: Fucking perfect. I think Dolly's neckline would be a tish lower, though.
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    eeewwww chris brown, stop trying to piggy back onto taylor swift. she is lovely and you are a jackass.
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    Image of AnnieSaBu AnnieSaBu
    11/23/09

    @rd2uk: Well said.
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    rd2uk promoted this comment AnnieSaBu was starred AnnieSaBu was unstarred
    Image of ReanimatedHorse ReanimatedHorse
    11/24/09

    @rd2uk: can anyone send a note to taylor for me?
    "DUCK!"
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    rd2uk promoted this comment ReanimatedHorse was starred ReanimatedHorse was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    I can't believe how much better Lisa Rinner looks without her make-up - she's all Natasha-Kinski -ish and classy. She usually looks like a Fox-news bunny/porn-lady from the 80s. Woman needs to fire her 'beauty' team asap!
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/23/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Agreed. I call for a makeunder.
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    Image of chersolly chersolly
    11/23/09

    @yvanehtnioj: Makeunder!!

    Dear Jezebel,
    Do a story on celebs who would look so much better with a makeunder? Please?
    Thank you.
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    Diziet_Sma promoted this comment chersolly was starred chersolly was unstarred
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    11/23/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Fire the stylist, the makeup team, and especially whoever is over-injecting her lips with filler. She's gorgeous under all that!
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment clever.username was starred clever.username was unstarred
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    11/23/09

    @clever.username: She can't - the filler is permanent.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/24/09

    @Diziet_Sma: She's strikingly lovely in that picture.
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    Hana Maru was starred Hana Maru was unstarred
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    11/24/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: Oh, I didn't realize that any lip filler was permanent. Too bad about the duck face, Lisa Rinna.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    Yes, Candace because gay men are so awesome as long as they are asexual and quirky!

    Unless she was talking about when he grabbed one of his female dancers and dragged her across the stage. In that case, I kinda agree.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    I don't personally know Trina, but I would imagine it takes a LOT to get the "baddest bitch" to cry.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    I can't wait for Scott Baio's newest VH1 reality show: "Scott Baio is Boring and Irrelevant." A sad reality, indeed.
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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    Who's retweeting all these? As a twitter user (I can hear you snickering already) I'll retweet something hilarious or crazy interesting. Not Kim Zolzi-whatsername's dress.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/23/09

    @Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: Especially with the new web format that doesn't allow for "who does this bitch think she is" commentary.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    Mary Carey's tweet saddens me. Every time I've seen her on TV she seems like such a dear. She needs to start following Yoko Ono. Her tweets are like Zen maxims.

    PS--I hate myself for saying the word "tweet" repeatedly. Maybe I should tweet about it.
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    Wait, I'm sorry, Scott Baio, you don't make any sense. You can't sing, still got a record deal and $$ but get to say that OTHER people don't have talent? REALLY?! And when, pray tell, was the last time you had a job that wasn't being featured on a reality TV show?

    C'MON!

    ALL THE GOODWILL I FELT FOR YOU AFTER BOB LOBLAW'S LAW BLOG IS GONE.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    11/23/09

    @quatrevingtquatre: Come, now. He was in a made-for-TV movie about racing that has 3.6 stars out of 10 on IMDB and the a review that states "I do mean it when I say these kind of movies are rarely made, because no one can make a movie as awful as this. " And let's not forget his 2004 tour de force performance as Stan Bobbins in Superbabies: Baby Geniuses II.
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    11/23/09

    @quatrevingtquatre: But he was The Boy Who Drank Too Much!!! That makes him an expert on everything, right? Sure, it was 30 years ago, but it's a timeless classic about a boy who drank too much.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/23/09

    @quatrevingtquatre: I am convinced that he had no clue that Bob Loblaw's law blog was a hilarious, punny masterpiece on A.D. He probably channeled Matlock and considered himself on a high drama television series.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    What the fuck is wrong with pretty much every person who was on a family comedy when I was a kid? Fuck. Twitter has ruined stoned viewings of Nick at Night for me.
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