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ArtfulSlinger
12/17/08

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Boo for Anthony Keidis. I thought he said his hepatitis virtually disappeared? I hope he is on the mend.
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elisa
12/17/08

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re: Hilary: If she really didn't say that to Elle then, the way Scarlett claims she didn't say anything to Cosmo, then she might not have wanted to say anything back then. Because, if they made it up and she issued a correction, wouldn't that imply that she wasn't a virgin? And she might not have wanted that implication out there, whether or not it was true. Or she might have just really thought, it's none of anyone else's business. Therefore, she might have legitimately wanted to ignore it and not rebut it back then.

As to why she's bringing it up now though...yeah, attention's all I got.
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ObtuseIntolerant
12/17/08

@elisa: There's a blind item that I think is about her...something about the ex-boyfriend of a squeaky clean starlet threatening to come out with some nasty little tidbits about her...That;'s my guess as to the nowhere this came from!
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
12/17/08

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I always thought that you stopped breast feeding when the bebeh started cutting teeth? Since, you know, bloody, savaged nipples don't seem like a whole lot of pleasant. At least that's what I thought. It seems, however that plenty of mums go on doing it well into toddler-hood. But 5 years old?? I can't get my head around that. There are plenty of different ways to bond with your youngins, no? I've never had a kid, so I'm no expert, obviously. As far as the whole sleb virginity thing, pleh. I'm sick of hearing about who is and who isn't and who might be and who wears a friggin' promise ring.
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mommy_dearest
12/17/08

@terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: They cut teeth pretty early, so no, but there is no worry about bloody nipples. They don't bite, just suck.
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BlondeGoddess
12/17/08

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Am I the only one is offended by the phrase 'FINALLY having a facelift'?
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J.D.Regent
12/17/08

@BlondeGoddess: I hate it so much. Facing reality? Um, so what's plastic and fake is more real than what happens without surgical intervention. RIP Baudrillard! Page Six is king.
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BlondeGoddess
12/17/08

@J.D.Regent: And apparently she's been 'needing' one for yeeaaars. Ugh
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J.D.Regent
12/17/08

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Nice product placement, Patron!
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Kittenish
12/17/08

@J.D.Regent: My thoughts exactly!!
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DangerMouse
12/17/08

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"intimate digital photos of her family"

???

Given that I'm pretty sure that most people don't take naked photos of their family, what does this mean? Might we see leaked pictures of her kids playing Candy Land or something?

I think my mind is just too dirty for the word intimate to ever be used in a non-sexual way.
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BabyJane
12/17/08

@DangerMouse (was ejc....): Maybe they play nude CandyLand?
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onestrawplz
12/17/08

@DangerMouse (was ejc....): Strip Candy Land???
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precipice
12/17/08

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Blind Item: I thought of Meryl Streep. Her daughter Mamie was in Evening and has some other films coming out.
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ArtfulSlinger
12/17/08

@precipice: @hortense: I don't think Mamie could be considered an ingenue.
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hortense
12/17/08

@ArtfulSlinger: I was actually thinking of Grace.
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hortense
12/17/08

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I hate to say this, but I think the BI actress' name really rhymes with Barrel Meep, based on the daughter clue.
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J.D.Regent
12/17/08

@hortense: I'm personally pulling for Moldie Bawn.
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Plum-Pie
12/17/08

@hortense: Oh but she's so beeoootifull just as she is. *sob*
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Jessica
12/17/08

@hortense: But Eva Amurri, Moosam Morandan's spawn, is also an ingenue! I feel like it's not Demi Moore, because she has SO already had a facelift. I would say either Streep or Sarandon for the BI win!
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hortense
12/17/08

@Jessica: This is true! And I agree with you about Demi Moore, totally. So it's either Streep or Sarandon. Unless it's Pfeiffer. Are her kids acting yet?
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PhillyLass
12/17/08

@Jessica: "who has a daughter now getting ingenue roles, is facing reality"

I think the 'now' part of that rules out Moldie and Memi since both of their daughters have been in the spotlight for some time now. And since Beryl is on a press tour for _Doubt_, I can't imagine she was able to get the work done last week, as the BI suggests. That leaves us with Moosan.

I can't believe I just expended that level of effort to puzzle this out. Clearly, I'll do anything to avoid grading papers. Maybe I should procrastinate productively by cleaning my apartment or making soup from scratch.
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Elaken
12/17/08

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I am all for woman breastfeeding longer than a few months, maybe the idea of it helping get rid of some weight will entice others to breast feed for two years (which is awesome of her). Just like how a lot of people put on sunblock to avoid wrinkles as opposed to cancer.
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MadFab
12/17/08

@Elaken: I think this was the one piece of news that actually made me smile. I love that she is so openly supportive of extended breastfeeding.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
12/17/08

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Dude, Oprah just needs her own channel already. It can show reruns of Oprah, the Big Give, Beloved and anything else Oprah has ever touched. And I will watch it when I am home with the flu.
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cuteasabutton
12/17/08

@Mkp-hearts-NYC: I know. Surely she can afford to set that up??
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StevieWonderWoman
12/17/08

@Mkp-hearts-NYC: Doesn't she HAVE her own channel called....OWN? (Oprah Winfrey Network) Very ironically titled. But of course that goes without saying.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
12/17/08

@StevieWonderWoman: Oh yeah...isn't it on satellite or something? I need caaaable.
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Snowbunny
12/17/08

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Duffy is a very appropriate spokes person for Diet Coke. Sometimes I have to beg that delicious nectar for mercy lest I drink an entire case of it.
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drunkexpatwriter
12/17/08

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It's sad that it's good marketing for a young woman to claim she's a virgin and also good marketing for a slightly older woman to claim she's way into sex.

If that's not a mixed message, I'm not sure what is.
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Eeva
12/17/08

@drunkexpatwriter: Yes. And it is fucking weird that Hilary Duff's/Britney Spears'/Miley Cyrus' virginity or lack thereof is a topic of conversation at all. FUCKING WEIRD.

Leaving aside the fact that no one asks Shia La Beouf or Robert Pattinson whether or not they're virgins...even if this wasn't restricted to girls, it's creepy and wrong.
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gold_gato
12/17/08

@Eeva: The Jonas brothers talk quite a bit about their virginity. But I believe they're a special (read:Disney) case.
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Kittenish
12/17/08

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Au revoir, Brangelina!

I also could not possibly care less about Hillary Duff's sex life, or lack thereof.

I hope the BI isn't who y'all think it is, but I'm afraid you're right!

And the thought of more Clay spawn makes me need a drink!
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Kivrin
12/17/08

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Ha, I first read the Speidi dirt as "Pay-trun push." Necesito el acento, por favor: Patrón! :)
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missbitchy
12/17/08

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So is she breastfeeding for the bonding or for the weight loss?
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GoodBadNotEvil
12/17/08

@missbitchy: Either way, the Page 6 article was just unnecessarily nasty. The WHO recommends women breastfeed at least 2 years, so there is nothing wrong with her still breastfeeding, but Page 6 certainly thinks there is.
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Kivrin
12/17/08

@GoodBadNotEvil: To be fair, the WHO's recommendations on this topic are primarily concerned with preventing infant malnutrition in underdeveloped countries -- I'm pretty sure Kelly Rutherford's 2 year-old would be fine without mama's milk. But hey, if it works for her and keeps her thin, why not? (Semi-joking on the thin part, but hey, she is an actress, and she can stay thin by doing something healthy...)
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EdnasEdibles
12/17/08

@GoodBadNotEvil: I'm really impressed that she's able to nurse for 2 years while working outside of the home. Granted, I'm sure she can bring her kids on the set but damn. That's some hard work. Why can't someone do an article on that aspect?
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rosasparks
12/17/08

@missbitchy: Full disclosure - I breastfed minisparks for TWO AND A HALF years. Granted, by the end, she was also eating broccoli, brown rice, chickpeas, etc...not solely my boobie milk.

She was a premee & I wanted to make sure she was strong and healthy. However, when my college reunion came up, me & my best friend were going to drive to the mid-west.

So we decided THAT was a good time to ween. Mama went off to drink profusely with my old friends on Ohio and minisparks was none the wiser. Never went for the milk again.

I, however, suffered greatly, as I forgot to bring the pump, for pumping and dumping. Squeezing my breast milk into the sink in the Citgo gas station in PA was, well, a bonding experience like no other for me and BFFsparks.
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Kshine
12/17/08

@EdnasEdibles: I'm totes for breastfeeding as long as possible, at least in theory. But I was on a commuter rail in Boston last summer, and I saw an adorable 3 year old looking at the window and say "Hey Momma!" I thought he was going to tell her something about the travels-- oh no, then he ran to her boob and screamed "MILK!!" It was a bit tough to swallow-- hehe-- but in spite of my squeamishness I WILL remain committed to breastfeeding as long as possible when I have my own kids. I hope.
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Triphena
12/17/08

@Kshine: I went to kindergarten with a girl who's mother breastfeed her three kids until 5 or 6. I went to her house after school one day and was served some cookies; Lia climbed on her mother's lap and undid her blouse.

I hope to breastfeed my kids as well, but not that freaking long.
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rosasparks
12/17/08

@Triphena: Dude, that's not ok.

My measurement was when minisparks began to request "boobies", I figured that was just going to the wrong place.

(She also pulled them out at any given time, which is not ok on the subway. Or IS, depending on who was riding with us.)
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TheGintheCity
12/17/08

@missbitchy: Also, how is she breastfeeding now that she's pregnant again. You can't do both, can you?
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rosasparks
12/17/08

@TheGintheCity: Yes you can. Quite easily, actually.
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ObtuseIntolerant
12/17/08

@Kivrin: I'm going to disagree here...human mother's milk is MADE for human children. It has the nutrients and things they need for proper brain development. Formula is not "normal", neither is cow's milk...they are acceptable if necessary, but SO not preferable.

I know some people have their own problems, but I nursed my girl a little past the age of 2 (not for the whole of her sustenance, no...the schedule changes) and she is all the awesomer for it.

So yeah, what rosasparks said!
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