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    This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins

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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    Kim is lovely, but her MOM'S bathing suit?!


    Maybe I'm a freaky germaphobe, but I wouldn't wear underwear on an underwear like item worn by someone else.

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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    There's a 2-page spread titled "How Kim Got Lil' Again." (She got meals delivered and started working out.)


    isn't that what every celebrity actually does but only half will own up to it?

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    Image of Peggy:Beautiful, like a Llama! Peggy:Beautiful, like a Llama!
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    Kardashian please, you paid for those bitch tits.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    04/29/09

    @Peggy_Mitchell OI SWINES: Bitch tits??
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    Image of girlwithoutahero girlwithoutahero
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    I'm shameless. So what?
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    That article talks about Kim's measurements and they're not far off mine. Apparently I am now a size 4! What a great day this is.
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    04/30/09

    @nessalicious: I know right? I'm gonna read the riot act to all the size 10 and 12's hanging in my closet now.
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    Image of vanka-vstanka vanka-vstanka
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    Poor Heidi and Spencer. They did not even get a cover. Darn Jon Gosselin, stealin' the spotlight.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    I almost wish KiKard and LiLo would become an item...


    Might be healthier for LiLo...


    The Kardashian/Jenner family seems more stable than her own.

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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    Is that young Ryan Seacreast wearing blue eyeshadow?
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    Jennifer Aniston should totally go out with Aaron Sorkin. He has that on again off again thing with Kristen Chenoweth, and that's kind of cute, but also, isn't she a right wing Christian who went on the 700 Club? Did I make that up? At the same time I've always felt Jennifer had a sort of Republican side -- it's my belief based on no evidence that her quiet support of Bush during the 2004 elections contributed to her breakup with Brad Pitt. Anyway I've always thought Jennifer should just marry some rich, hot businessman who will worship her and Aaron is also brilliant.


    Somebody shoot me. Please.

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    Image of kithkin kithkin
    04/29/09

    @J.D.Regent: She was raised Southern Baptist and performed in front of the Southern Baptist Convention (!!!!!!!!) at age 12, and yes she appeared on the 700 club. This according to the wiki.


    And looking at Sorkin's wiki page, he even looks a little golden the way Brad is which fits in with Jennifer's golden aesthetic. I think this is my favorite celeb fantasy world matchmake of the-- week? month? Month.

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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    04/29/09

    @J.D.Regent: Kristin Chenoweth is Christian, but she's very liberal. There was just a great interview with her on Fresh Air last week.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    04/30/09

    @NellMood: for those of you who watched Sorkin's 'Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip' (RIP), Sarah Paulson's character (adorbs christian blondie who's also a great comedian) was totally loosely based on Kristen Chenoweth.
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    Image of onehotmess onehotmess
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    oh good lord. are you all seeing the comment from shanna moekler about kim k?
    "i saw what i thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was kim kardashian! shes such a f'ing fatass!"
    aw, now she sounds like a REAL sweetheart!
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    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    Those quotes about Kim were ridiculously mean.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    This is going to be a little bit offtopic, but I'm going to try to relate it to the point at hand, so here goes:


    Why do things like this sell? Like, why DO people care so avidly what size Kim K. wears? Is it because she's famous and conventionally attractive and has made multiple attempts to make herself relatable? Probably. But I always get a little leery of mags that claim to know the height/weight of slebs. The stuff is sensational, because people want to KNOW this stuff, they want to compare themselves to little bitty celebs. And it keeps people coming back, because they want to know more.


    I know Kim Kardashian looks very striking and people would like to know if the numbers she claims to wear are actually the numbers that would fit on her body, but I always worry a little when the conversation veers to "Well, I'm (x) tall and wear (y) jean size, so I think K. Kar is totally lying" or "I'm (A) tall and have (Z) measurements, so it's totes possible."


    I know no one means anything by it and I think everyone's been constructive so far, but for some of us who DO have curves and cellulite and DO wear sizes that are...well, astronomically greater than 4, it causes some dissonance. The tabloids are basically saying "Look! You can have a hot bod even if you have curves and cellulite...but only if you're still ultra-ultra-tiny!" I know K. Kar does look quite lovely, but it just makes me uncomfortable when the weights/heights come out.


    I'm not sure if I articulated this very well. That's all. Carry on.

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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    04/29/09

    @tscheese: No, I'm with you. She could be a size 2, she could not. But the ideal is still going to be tiny, regardless. I'm not going to make myself feel any better by wondering if she is or isn't. People carry their weight differently, and just because someone who is x-feet tall is size 6, doesn't mean someone who is a size 12 is a giant elephant who should go to live at an elephant sanctuary where she'll fit in.
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    Image of kithkin kithkin
    04/29/09

    @tscheese: I think it makes everyone uncomfortable when the weights/heights came out, and I think PSoul brought it up yesterday in RR and hortense responded a little, basically saying that it's okay to talk about bodies but not to be cruel. I think, though, that flaunting height/weight/dress size "numbers" on the internet is a pretty gross exercise of thin privilege if I ever heard it and since we are all represented by cartoons and portraits of other people &c. that well, it might fall a little under the cruel umbrella, even if unwittingly so.


    We all wind up comparing ourselves to one another even if we don't want to, even if we haven't had scales in our apartments since 1998 or whenever, so maybe if the comparison was limited to celebrities with numbers offered up by tab writers and not fellow commenters self-reporting these height/weight/dress size figures it could be marginally better.

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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    I can picture all too well what the tabs will do when SJP's babies arrive: "Are the twins Carrie or Miranda or Charlotte or Samantha?" Like OMG slutty babies!
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    04/29/09

    @lalaland13: omg slutty babies is killing me.
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    Image of SpicyTamale is a GA peach SpicyTamale is a GA peach
    04/29/09

    @lalaland13: If you dont get COTD this website is a sham!
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    Wait, you mean a young man likes to go out and have a couple drinks and flirt with girls!?! Why hasn't anyone staged an intervention yet!? And what type of example is he setting for his fans? The Twihards, won't someone think of the Twihards!
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    Image of vanka-vstanka vanka-vstanka
    04/29/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Before I got to the Twihard part, I thought you were talking about Jon Gosselin.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    04/29/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Without Photoshop; SJP's Expecting Twins
    my opinion of Jenifer Aniston slumped if she was really trying to hook up with Sean Avery.
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    04/29/09

    @linnyt is a walking cliché: Ditto
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