Dennis and Kimberly Quaid Signed Their Divorce Papers a Little Too…

Remember back when Dennis and Kimberly Quaid were getting divorced because Dennis Quaid was being overly generous about letting strangers touch his penis and Kimberly Quaid was all, "Ugh, gross, Dennis — you're like seven million years old even if you do have the body of a nubile Greek athlete"? The couple has since… » 3/24/13 11:10am 3/24/13 11:10am

Lindsay Lohan Called That Woman a Thief and a "Fucking Gypsy" Right…

As if Lindsay Lohan smacking a woman at a nightclub after a Justin Bieber concert over some dude from a band called The Wanted didn't already sound like a demented Canterbury Tale written in glitter pen ("Lindsay got drunker and drunker… and it turned Max [George] off"), there is now a whole new dimension of… » 12/01/12 11:30am 12/01/12 11:30am