Nicole Richie Consumes Enough Pills To Sedate A Warring African Country, And Other "News" You Can Live Without

Welcome to Midweek Madness — our weekly gagazine fest with Intern Maria, who always wears cute outfits and makes us scared to leave the house looking like we do —in which we "read" the weekly tabloid magazines. So you don't "have" to.

In this edition of Midweek Madness, and duke it out as to who Shiloh resembles…