Nicole Richie Consumes Enough Pills To Sedate A Warring African…

Welcome to Midweek Madness — our weekly gagazine fest with Intern Maria, who always wears cute outfits and makes us scared to leave the house looking like we do —in which we "read" the weekly tabloid magazines. So you don't "have" to. » 6/20/07 6:30pm 6/20/07 6:30pm

In this edition of Midweek Madness, and duke it out as to who Shiloh resembles…

'US Weekly' Takes A Stab At The Minnillohan Fallout; 'Star' Inspires Us…

Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel's weekly roundup of the celebridiocracy as seen through the gimlet eyes of Bonnie Fuller, Janice Min and whoever the fuck is responsible for Bauer Publications. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabs. So you don't "have" to. » 6/06/07 3:40pm 6/06/07 3:40pm

We hate to be predictable, but even though wins our "What…