In today’s Tweet Beat, Kirstie Ally takes a stand, Kim Kardashian cheats and Shakira is adorable.

E! just teased the next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians with a very interesting revelation about Chyna’s initial reaction to Kylie’s relationship with Tyga—Chyna’s ex. It’s one of those classic KUWTK scenes—you know the ones—where the three OG sisters drape themselves unnaturally on a couch and feign…

On this week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians we witnessed miracles, learned about interiors, and what it meant to be a friend. Our A-Plot was Rob’s return; the B-Plot Kourtney’s obsession with Interior Design; and our C-Plot was Khloe’s strained relationship with Rob. Now let’s get into it, Dolls. #LEGGO

As a person without “bosoms” or any opportunities to share a room with important political figures, I’ll never be able to experience what it’s like to have Hillary Clinton stare at my cleavage. But, if Christina Aguilera is to be believed (and she usually is—why wouldn’t she be?), I now know what it feels like.

I can’t say that the possibility of Secret Agent Kim ever crossed my mind, but the world is wide and full of wonders.

Paris Hilton, whose middle name is “I’m actually really shy,” would like for the world to know more things about her via a documentary about herself that, for the record, will be 100 percent real and 100 percent “unflinching.”

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we discover a new magazine store within walking distance of our office (the old one was several stops away on a very annoying train), enter it, notice the magazines are all old, ask the friendly old man if this week’s tabs have come in, are told they’re in the back, and follow him to…

On this week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Kanye West’s fashion show; the B-Plot was Khloe’s nerves about Lamar’s first public appearance; and the C-Plot was Scott Disick’s ongoing struggle with sobriety. Join me as we take a look at the inner workings of a madman and the muses he calls…

We don’t know definitively what Prince thought of the Kardashian family, though we can reasonably piece together a trail pointing to his opinion. There was, of course, the time he kicked Kim off his stage, punctuating his cold boot with the bon mot “Welcome to America.” And now, Zooey Deschanel has revealed that…

Most moms are content to spend Mother’s Day being doted on by their well-meaning families: The sloppily-served eggs in bed, the unintelligible drawings, the poems with rhymes so tortured you can hear them scream.

Caitlyn Jenner, Olympic gold medal-winning decathlete and star of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and I Am Cait, will pose on the cover of Sports Illustrated to celebrate the 40th anniversary of her gold medal win.

We’ve made it to Season 12, dolls. A season that, for once, seems to promise answers, bombshells and whodunits. With the return of Robert Kardashian and former Laker Lamar Odom, it’s beginning to feel a lot like 2010. There’s a lot to dive into so I won’t keep you waiting. Welcome back and #LEGGO.

In today’s Tweet Beat, Sohpia Bush doesn’t like mean girls but is fine with “females,” Kim Kardashian lives a rough life and Estelle is a better cook than I.

Let’s pour out a little liquor for Kocktails with Khloé and put the final lid on the failed Kardashian talk show empire.

The series finale of Kocktails With Khloe airs Wednesday night, and its guests are four klose friends who kould have kept the show from being kanceled had it premiered with them: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Chrissy Teigen, and John Legend.

After months of being adorable and pregnant and in love, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have finally welcomed a new baby into the world, and her name is Luna Simone. (And no, this did not happen at Coachella, where every other celebrity in the world seems to be right now.)

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we find ourselves slightly disappointed by the tabloids because last week’s were so much fun, but sort of happy to see surprising names like “Audrey Faith Perry Hill” on the cover of Star.

The celebrity appearance fee world is a crazy ecosystem of fame, lime light and cash, where the talentless (Scott Disick) and infamous (Ray J) can make bank for just showing up places. In a new piece for GQ, Carrie Battan dives into how it all works, and there are a number of gems, mostly from Disick’s…

Yesterday Amber Rose released her new emoji app, Muvamojis, and because we can’t have a minute of peace, people are already pitting her against Kim Kardashian and her Kimojis.

Chris Hemsworth, professional handsome man and star of two upcoming big-budget movies with female leads (Huntsmen: We Don’t Know What This Movie Either and Ghostbusters: They’re Womyn This Time), has publicly declared that he is, in fact, a feminist. And thank fucking god, because the last thing I needed on a Thursday…