Thank Joe Francis for Helping to Make Kim Kardashian Famous: Leaking Her Sex Tape Was His Idea

Though her father (Robert Kardashian/David Schwimmer) was a famous attorney, her friends were children of superstars, and her mother was selling magical candles on TV, the Kim Kardashian of the mid-2000s wasn’t catching the break that others in her friend group (Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, specifically) were. She…

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This Famous Comedian Is Engaged to Actress Jessica Lowndes, and I Promise You'll Care

In my year and change at Jezebel, I don’t think I’ve written the name of this mystery man in a single installment of Dirt Bag, but, knowing what we know today, that’s probably because the Gossip Gods (show idea) were saving him for something bigger—like being the surprise fiancé of a mostly unknown TV star 31 years…

Amber Rose Defends Kim Kardashian, Gets Into the Class Politics of Nudity, Remains Our Muva

When Kim Kardashian posted a (censored) nude selfie two days ago, a host of concern-trolling celebrities felt the need to comment, resulting in some A-plus shade and a thoughtful essay from Kim in response. On Wednesday, Amber Rose also jumped in to her defense—specifically regarding a pointed rant from singer…

Kim Hit Back at Bette Midler, Chloe Moretz, and Piers Morgan After They Condemned Her Nude Selfie

Kim Kardashian took a page from her husband’s Social Media Strategy Guide when she decided to clap back at Bette Midler, Chloe Grace Moretz, and Piers Morgan on Twitter early this morning after each of them attacked her for posting a nude selfie. Isn’t that a delightful Tuesday morning hodgepodge of names? I think it…

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Balmain Is Basically Becoming the Clothes Kim Wore Before Kanye KonMari'd Her Kloset

An important turning point for Kim Kardashian, and arguably the culture, was the point early on in her courtship with Kanye West when she allowed him to essentially KonMari her closet. Aired on a 2012 episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, it depicted West rifling through the assortment of furs and high-end club…

Khloe Says O.J. Simpson Almost Killed Himself in Her Childhood Bedroom, Not Kim’s

Khloe Kardashian appeared on The Late Late Show Tuesday night and was asked for her thoughts on FX’s American Crime Story: The People v O.J. Simpson. After calling it“phenomenal” and saying she was “grateful” for the way her father, Robert Kardashian, was portrayed, Khloe told host James Corden FX got a few of the…

Keeping Up With the Kontinuity Errors: Sorry, When Are We Supposed to Believe Kim Went Into Labor?

Hello, Dolls! Sunday was the season 11 finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians! Let us rejoice and be glad in Him and Kris that we made it this far. Thank you for your service and standing with me during these trying weeks of recounting, deciphering and bringing to light the lies cast upon us by our favorite family.…