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The Mystery Of Sarah Jessica Parker's Mole
- Did Sarah Jessica Parker remove her "famous" mole? You know, the one on her chin? (And while we're at it, did she have, as some claim, a series of subtle nose jobs? [This Is London, Awful Plastic Surgery]
- Speaking of procedures, what did Katherine Heigl do to her lips? [Awful Plastic Surgery]
- Natalie Cole has been diagnosed with Hepatitis C. Her doctor says, "Natalie has had a terrific response to her medication and is now virus negative." She is experiencing side-effects of the drugs, like fatigue, muscle aches and dehydration, but she is doing well. The disease is most likely from her past drug use. [People]
- Lindsay Lohan has been satisfying her DUI requirements, including a trip to the morgue. She'll have to do an alcohol education class next. Think she'll ace it? [TMZ]
- Amy Poehler on The Office spinoff? Really? Really? Just as long as she still does Weekend Update. [Reuters]
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Miley Cyrus sez, “I’d love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City," and then also that she cherishes her purity ring because "I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand." In the words of Miley's generation: OMG WTF LOLZZZZZZ • Kim Kardashian weighs in on sister Khloe's forthcoming jail time for violating her probation after a DUI. Khloe is "ready and willing" to do her jail time, and Kim continues, "I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly, and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!" PSA's from your fave reality stars! • Ok, you know we're not usually into pregnancy speculation and all that but is Uma Thurman knocked up? [Us, Us, Dlisted]
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Kim Kardashian...Stylist?!
- You, too, can look just like Kim Kardashian! The professional rich person, TV personality and cattle-driver is auctioning off a personal styling session to benefit Russell Simmons' Art for Life philanthropic event. Which is very laudable and all — but does nothing to explain why Kim's fashion savvy has already fetched a bid of $1,000! [LA Times]
- Justin Timberlake, reluctant muse, didn't want to be the face of William Rast. Unless, you know, he was in character. Says a Rast creative director: "We came up with this idea for him to play a role as this guy named William Rast. So it isn't meant to be Justin, it's Justin playing a role, as an actor. When we explained the idea, he instantly loved it and got really into building the profile of this character." [WWD]
- Correction! Kitson says that rumors that Victoria Beckham's men's denim line has been pushed back are 100% false and that the collection will appear at holiday time as originally scheduled. [New York Magazine]
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Wondering about the origin of Nicole Kidman's baby name, Sunday Rose? She was named for an Australian artists' muse, says Nicole's dad, Anthony. "I have read a bit about Sunday Reed and her husband John - she was a key mover and shaker in the arts around the beginning of the century. The name Sunday struck me as being a nice name for a woman, so my wife and I mentioned it," Dr. Kidman told the Daily Telegraph. • Steve-o: four months sober. Good on him! • Someone T-P'd the Kardashian house! Kim wrote on her blog over the weekend, "I strongly suspect it was done by people who know or are connected to the family…Too hilarious!" [Daily Telegraph, TMZ, Us]
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Illmatic: Nas And Fila Barter; Kim Kardashian Sorta Smells
- Rapper Nas is partnering with Fila. The company will pay for his tour and album, he'll wear their stuff and create a "late-80's"-inspired line. [Adage]
- You will be relieved and delighted to hear that celebrity? socialite? sex-taper? Aha! television personality Kim Kardashian is launching a perfume. "It all started when my mom introduced me to famous perfumer Caroline Sabas from Gras, France. She and I have been working together to create a scent that is uniquely me that I can share with everyone!" [Official Kim Kardashian]
- Renaissance woman, polymath and Strokes-dater Agyness Deyn can add "DJ" to her ever-lengthening resume (which one can only assume is printed on hot-pink paper and doesn't actually exist). [New York Magazine]
- Tan television personality and alleged designer Michael Kors "dishes" on Condi Rice, Anna Wintour and that skintight black tee he always "sports." [Huffington Post]
- Hey, you guys watch The Closer? Me either. Anyhoo, QVC's selling a replica of Kyra Sedgwick's purse. [UPI]
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This Week We Went To Prom And Got Incarcerated
- You sent us your prom pictures! There were many a mullet. We bet that one of you slept with your mulleted prom dates in the back of a Trans Am.
- Judge Judy will always be our superhero.
- We met a profesh douche named Dmitri.
- Anne Hathaway's No goodnick (now ex) boyfriend Raffaello Follieri turned out to be a total con artist. Instead of yachting on the Riviera, he's going to be yelping at Rikers.
- We fell in love with Mary Kate Olsen just a little.
- It's Friday. Shake your insured booty all weekend long.
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Barbara To Kim Kardashian: "So If You Get Paid To Show Up At A Party…What Do You Have To Do With…The Butt?"
Anna told me she felt intellectually unprepared to write the introduction to this clip on which the ladies of The View interview the Kardashian sisters because she not really been "keeping up" (heh) with their careers. Disgraceful, yes, but it's not an uncommon problem: I just went to London, where Kim had just been on a visit, and no one could figure out why she was famous or what it was she and her sisters have done to warrant such wealth/celebrity/butt insurance premiums. Well, neither does Barbara Walters!! It's Khloe's birthday today, and Barbara seems mystified to learn they're actually getting paid to attend the party. "If the three of you show up to a party, how much do you have to pay?" she asked, "And what do you have to do with…the butt?" They all pretended not to hear the first question — even when she asked again! — but Kim responded to the follow-up with a totally sick demonstration of her patented party move. This, folks, is why she gets paid the big bucks.
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Keep Up With The Kardashians!
- Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are auctioning some stuff, including a Gucci tote, a Dior purse and an Herve Leger dress. A percentage goes to the Dream Foundation, which grants wishes to terminally-ill adults — but the price is high: As People ominously puts it, "Now you can look as good as Kim, Khloe and Kourtney." [People]
- Capitalizing on the key fashionista/teenage boy demographic, Nintendo introduces POP CUTIE!, the "street-style" video game that lets you make like the sartorialist from your own home. "Players will buzz through virtual streets in Tokyo, New York, and Paris picking out their favorite 'trends.'" An insidious plan to force fashion types to put on weight?! [fashionista]
- Finally women's education gets some serious funding: Victoria's Secret goes to college! "VS Pink Collegiate Collection," which cobrands with universities across the country, will carry sweatpants, hoodies, panties, T-shirts and totes and will retail in campus bookstores. [WWD]
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Kirsten Dunst says she went to rehab for depression, not for drugs. “I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself," Kiki told Us. She added, "I am not dating Ryan Gosling!” • Kim Kardashian charges $25,000 a pop for public appearances. Do we have that much in the Jezebel slush fund? • Will Smith says that the secret to his marriage success is to remove divorce as an option. "It's really that simple," he told Ellen on her show this morning. "And I think that's the problem with L.A. – there are so many options. So a huge part of the success for [Jada] and I is that we just removed the other options." [Us, TMZ, People]
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Never Before Seen Footage: Kim Kardsashian's Butt Crack
E! aired "never before seen" footage for a Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip show called "Junk in the Trunk." Actually, over the past year, while watching the two seasons of the family's reality show, I've really grown to kinda love them. Their irreverence, constant jokes, and wrestling matches between women dressed to the nines in full makeup is pretty similar to the dynamics of my family. (Except my parents have never been divorced, don't have kids from other marriages, and I'd never buy my mom a stripper pole or say the F-word in front of her. Oh, and my sister and I don't make sex tapes with our boyfriends.) This clip show only endeared them more to me. Clip above.
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Keeping Up With The Kardashians Goes Out With A Bang
Last night saw the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and the show ended much the same way the family got its TV deal in the first place: Graphic imagery of Kim having sex with a gorgeous black man. This time though, it wasn't in the form of a porno, but something a little more disturbing, i.e. Kim's sister Khloe teasing Kim's boyfriend Reggie Bush (body like Arnold with a Denzel face) about intimate details regarding the couple's sex life. (Apparently, they bang on the washing machine. HOT!) Clip above.
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Jessica & Tony Split; Joel Parties With Lindsay While Nicole Babysits
- Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo: Dunzo! [TMZ]
- OMG. Was Joel Madden flirting with Lindsay Lohan? Apparently Nicole Richie was home with the baby and Joel was out when Paris Hilton sent Nic a text: "Lindsay was all over Joel!" Nicole tried calling and Joel didn't pick up. Is this how it's gonna be? [Star]
- Lindsay Lohan's father thinks someone is supplying LL with drugs and Janet Charlton has posted a picture of LL with Samantha Ronson with the words, "Michael, the answer could be right under your nose - or better still, Lindsay's nose." [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
- Is Mariah Carey pregnant? Apparently someone from her camp called famed L.A. baby boutique Petit Trésor and asked about (wait for it...) butterflies. [Rush & Molloy]
- Mariah and new hubby Nick rented out Six Flags Magic Mountain last night so they could have a wedding celebration with their homies. Roller coasters? Just like MC's "Fantasy" video. Which came out in 1995. When Mariah was 25. And Nick Cannon was 15. Not that it matters. [TMZ]
- Oh, wait: Nick had the theme park shut down as a surprise for Mariah. That is sweet. These two just might melt your cold cold heart. [ET]
- John Mayer had a show in Orlando last night and totally kissed Jennifer Aniston backstage between songs. [People]
