A 16-Year-Old Carrie-Samantha Hybrid Crashed Her Car Into Kim Cattrall's House

In a move that echoes both Carrie Bradshaw’s struggles with driving and Samantha Jones’s habit of destroying homes she doesn’t own, a 16-year-old girl reportedly plowed her Suzuki SUV right into Kim Cattrall’s home in British Columbia. Based on Cattrall’s tweets about the incident, no one was injured in the…
Kim Cattrall Says She's a Surrogate Mother of Sorts, People Lose Their Shit
During a radio interview called Woman’s Hour in England, Sex and the City actress Kim Cattrall said she didn’t have any kids but acted as a surrogate mom for younger actors as well as her niece and nephew when they needed her. Now people are mad at her because… frankly, it’s unclear. Because she’s helpful?
Kimye to Reveal Holy Child on Kris Jenner's Crappy Talk Show
Kim and Kanye will be revealing North West on Kris Jenner's talk show in order to save her Mama Rose ass from cancellation. After Ye couldn't convince Anna Wintour to care, they rejected a $4 million offer from an Australian paper and another "well over $10 million" to show the first photo on Kris.
Betty White Has Had Quite Enough Of Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen
Betty White blasts Lindsay (Lohan) and Charlie Sheen for their "over-the-top lifestyles", says they "grumble" about everything: "They party too much, don't learn their lines, are unprofessional, and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful." I don't know about you, but I'd kind of like to…
Judge Judy Is Going To Be Okay!
Judge Judy will be released from the hospital shortly! She was rushed to the emergency room yesterday, after feeling nauseous while taping her show. A source says: "She was just sitting on the stand during her show taping and she started saying things that didn't make any sense." Then: "She said, 'I need to stop, I'm…
Kim Cattrall Has Always Been On A Diet
On one hand, it's big of her to admit that she restricts her eating in order to achieve the physique Hollywood demands rather than saying that it's all some magical yoga. On the other hand: sad. Cake's wonderful.
Miranda Kerr Breastfeeds Enormous Monster Baby
- Meet Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom's 12-day-old son, Flynn! He weighed 9lbs 12oz at birth, and Kerr says passing that giant was "a long, arduous and difficult labour." She nonetheless said no thanks to pain meds. [Kerr's Blog]
The Best Of The Year's Worst Photoshops
There were literally dozens of oddly digitally altered models and celebrities this year, with a swipe of the mouse resulting in wonky elbows, whittled waists, new hands and unnaturally lightened skin. Here we have the very worst.
Why Is Mariah Carey In A Wheelchair?
- Mariah Carey was spotted being pushed through LAX yesterday in a wheelchair. Naturally, this ignited more rumors that Mimi is pregnant.
14 Famous Merkins [NSFW]
On Sunday's premiere of HBO's Boardwalk Empire, an actress wore a pubic wig to compensate for her own modern aesthetic. Mostly, merkins are employed to sidestep more restrictive MPAA ratings, but our collection of famous fake fur is still NSFW.
The Bachelorette Doesn't Really Want A Wedding
- Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky would like to elope.
Angelina On Shiloh: "Children Should Be Allowed To Express Themselves"
- Angelina Jolie has a message for Life & Style and all the critics whining about Shiloh's clothing: Shut the front door, you sons of businessmen! Actually, Angie says:
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[Los Angeles; June 1, 2000. Image via Getty]
