The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like a Tampon Ad

I think it was Tolstoy who wrote, "Happy families are all alike, but Kardashians are all different kinds of bacterial strains of fame-grubber." Here is their Christmas card, which features dearly departed Persian kitten Mercy (RIP) sitting unhappily in something that looks like it came from Ikea and is maybe called a…
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Make Whopping $300K Off Wedding Photos
"Magical," "unforgettable" and "fantasy" are just a few of the gushing adjectives used by Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake to describe their hella expensive Italian wedding (soup), even though not everyone was as happy (N*Sync was excluded from the 100-person guest list; they are "are pretty upset about it").…
Tiger Comes Out Of Hiding; Gosselin Settles Lawsuit, May Return To TV
- The PGA Tour announced today that Tiger Woods will speak at a press conference on Friday, "to begin the process of making amends." Later, Tiger was photographed for the first time in months jogging with a friend near his home.
Are You Being Served?
[Vancouver, August 22. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Mickey & Kim: 9 1/2 ______s
[Los Angeles, April 16. Image via Getty]
Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
- Interesting: Chris Brown and Rihanna are "taking a break." They're not calling it a breakup, though.
Kim Basinger: 9 1/2 Layers
[Los Angeles, December 30. Image via Flynet]
