This Donald Trump Theme Song Is the Most Upsetting Thing You'll Ever Hear

You know that nightmare you keep having with the three little girls in American flag dresses who sing songs about what great president Donald Trump would be, tonelessly shouting lyrics like Apologies for freedom? I can’t handle this! and Enemies of freedom, face the music! Come on, boys! Take ‘em down!

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Do Not Let the NYT Troll You About 'Young Women Planning Career Pauses'

The “Women, You’re Fucked” genre of media troll-piece is one of the most flexible and expansive in existence, within which the “Work/Life Balance” subcategory consistently brings in terrific numbers, and if you hit the trifecta of “Harvard” + “Straights Only” + “My, Isn’t It Authoritative When I Say the Names of…