Schwartzman's Stache, Cera's Pants And Other Puzzling Looks From The Pilgrim Premiere

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, which premiered at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, is about Michael Cera battling his lady's evil exes. But while there was some dubious fashion on display, nothing was as alarming as our hero's lower half:
Whitney Houston Hospitalized; Navratilova Diagnosed With Cancer
- Whitney Houston is in a Paris hospital suffering from nose and throat problems.
Slumdog Star's Dad Didn't Try To Sell Her; Madonna Still Caring For Mercy
- Indian police say they have not found any evidence to support allegations that Slumdog Millionaire star Rubina Ali's dad tried to sell her. [The Guardian, People]
Lindsay: "You're Just Jealous"; Plot To SATC Sequel Is Somewhat Predictable
- Since everyone apparently loves a catfight, this report claims that Lindsay Lohan calls Sam Ronson's "team" "jealous people with bad fucking energy." [E!]
