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    Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child

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    Image of jooly jooly
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    Please tell me Paris isn't hooking up with PC from NYC Prep.
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    07/22/09

    @jooly: I think it may be her brother since they use heir as opposed to heiress.
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    Image of Bob Wiley Bob Wiley
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    That's not Michael Jackson's love child. He was a Michael Jackson impersonator when he was a kid, Michael liked him and I believe asked him and his family to move to Neverland ranch.
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    Image of sailorsong sailorsong
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    I cannot wait to see Hunter Thompsons The Rum Diaries, the book is very different from the gonzo style of writing he made famous. Johnny Depp always does a great job with Thompsons work.Johnny Depp stayed with H.S.T in his Colorado ranch to research Fear and Loathing and was bitten by a brown recluse spider, jsyk :)
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    cate3710 promoted this comment Edited by sailorsong at 07/22/09 10:10 AM sailorsong was starred sailorsong was unstarred
    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    07/22/09

    @sailorsong: Gah, brown recluse spider! My pet bunny was bit in the ear by one - it caused his ear to shrivel up and die. He only had 1 and a half ears after that and looked like a rugged pirate.
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    07/22/09

    @cate3710: It's purely coincidental that Johnny Depp's brown recluse bite disfigurement led to his role as Jack Sparrow! also what a bummer for your little bunny :(
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    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    "Life is not about work, it's about love, which takes work. And. Small children should work at an early age."

    So they can learn to love, silly.
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    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    A "real" New Yorker rides the trains. Sorry Denzel, that is a important part of living in this city....I mean some of my funniest NYC stories are subway escapades.
    Crazy Joe Jackson..that's all I have to say about him!!
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    Can Emma Watson sing? Because I could see her in a remake of The Sound of Music.
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    Image of jeteplumererie jeteplumererie
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    that Denzel comment put me off a bit. no one likes the subway! but us poor folk have to use it since we don't have drivers.
    no one likes flying coach either, but we can't all have private jets!
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    Image of jooly jooly
    07/22/09

    @jeteplumererie: I really don't blame him. If I had the cash, I'd avoid the subway too.
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    07/22/09

    @jooly: The subway can be frustrating, but I don't know if I'd want to be in a car in NYC traffic either. Clearly the solution is to travel by helicopter everywhere.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    Pssst! Johnny Depp! Remember the Good Omens movie that was reportedly in the works? That would be rad!
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    Image of w33kdays w33kdays
    07/22/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Um what?! I'm praying that he was/is slated to be Crowley.
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    07/22/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Oh good lord, that would be amazing.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    07/22/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Other than Gavin Rossdale (yeah, I watched Constantine *ducks*), I think he's the only one who could really do it.

    Aziraphale is harder. I vote for Paul Bettany.
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    Edited by Rooo sez BISH PLZ at 07/22/09 11:31 AM Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of GinaRomantica GinaRomantica
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    The blind item is the Hilton boy (Barron?) and PC from "NYC Prep."
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    Joe Jackson's 80th birthday in Tinley Park? I hope he likes celebrating with strip malls, auto dealerships, and soul crushing monotony. (But I guess you need to actually have a soul before it can be crushed.)
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    07/22/09

    @morninggloria: I don't think it gets more soul-crushing that Gary, Indiana. Anything is a step up.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    07/22/09

    @MizJenkins:Except for maybe Camden, NJ and Flint, MI.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07/22/09

    @MizJenkins: Fa Fa Fa Fa Flint ya'll.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    Dina Lohan and Sarah Palin must use the same speaking coach.
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    Image of rah29 rah29
    07/22/09

    @morninggloria: Clearly Miss South Carolina has got herself a shiny new career!
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    I am getting a little tired of Kate Winslet talking about the size of her bum and how proud she is of her wrinkles (she is 34. She doesn't even really have any). It has hit the point where I feel like her "relatability" is just being shoved down my throat at every opportunity, and I think she should start talking about other things. The last interview I read (in Bazaar) also made her come off somewhat condescending.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/22/09

    @LaFemme: I wonder if interviewers seek to create a story around that arc whenever they interview her and sort of nudge her in that direction. Sort of like how Megan Fox always ends up talking about putting things in her mouth or farting.
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    07/22/09

    @morninggloria:I think so. I bet she never brings it up -- it's just part of her "story" as far as the media is concerned, so that's where the questions go. It's kind of lazy, actually, although I suppose the reporters think that people expect certain lines of questioning with certain stars.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    07/22/09

    @morninggloria: I am sure they do, but it has been almost 10 years we have been getting the same thing. I think her publicist could say that she will not respond to these type of questions. As I understand it, celebrities can nix topics they don't want to talk about.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    07/22/09

    @LaFemme: it's been a 10 year broken record as far as i'm concerned. kate, you're a fine actress, you have the oscar, just stop answering the questions and then people will be able to ask you about something else!
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    07/22/09

    @LaFemme: Yeah, but then she'll get the reputation of being a diva or tabloids will start saying she's ashamed of her wrinkles or what have you. It's a lose-lose situation.
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    Image of BelleBreezing BelleBreezing
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    Oh, Mirror...do you know nothing? That's not Michael's secret love child...it's Janet's. You know, the one she had after she divorced the guy from DeBarge and was still carrying the baby weight from at the beginning of the "Control" era. Seriously, a little fact checking please?
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    07/22/09

    @BelleBreezing: Nice.
    Where were you to bribe for info when I had my crush on Terry Lewis?
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    Image of BettyCrockerPunkRocker BettyCrockerPunkRocker
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    Regarding Madonna declining to be interviewed about the accident: She probably has a layer of road managers, technical people and insurance agents a mile thick between her and the actual construction and preparation of her stages. There is no reason that she would personally need to be "interviewed" by investigators into the stage collapse. She wasn't even in the vicinity when it happened. How could she possibly shed any light on what went wrong?

    This is just another example of someone trying to drum up a reason to meet a celebrity, and then the papers blowing it out of proportion when said celebrity refused to be duped into a superfluous time-waster like that. No wonder superstars build up such thick, protective walls of people, and attitude - to keep all of the attention-seekers and con-artists away. Fame & fortune: Be careful what you wish for.
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    Image of DorothyZbornak DorothyZbornak
    07/22/09

    In reply to Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
    "A source says: "The family used to have such faith in [Jessica] and they worried about Ashlee. Now they are fully confident in Ashlee's choices and they worry most of their days about Jessica. It seems she just can't catch a break."


    Translation: Ashlee's got a man! And a baby! Her life's complete and daddy don't need to worry about her anymore. But that poor, single, millionaire Jessica? The one with several successful product lines and stacks of cash from movies and television? What a mess!
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    07/22/09

    @DorothyZbornak: Pretty much every story about the Simpson girls makes me think that both need to take a long long vacation from their parents.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    07/22/09

    @DorothyZbornak:
    i guess ashlee's choices about lap dancing in public to show up her husband's ex girlfriend along with public drunkenness and whatnot are fine because she's married and has a baby. *rolling eyes*
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    07/22/09

    @DorothyZbornak: Yes, since Pete Wentz is obviously a stable and mature man! And a shotgun wedding always means a stable marriage.
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